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    Deb, I hate that too! I'm about to start my period so I wanna eat everything, and probably will, and then cry that I've gained instead of lost. Ugh.

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    This weather is a tad insane. I have been having contractions all day. Drinking tons of water and avoiding that heat so this little person can gain a few more pounds.

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    In the last month, 3 major bills have majorly increased.

    Taxes, water, and car/home insurance. Like a lot.

    My water bill fucking doubled because that was Detroits awesome answer to all the people who didn't pay their fucking bill.

    Fucking cunts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    In the last month, 3 major bills have majorly increased.

    Taxes, water, and car/home insurance. Like a lot.

    My water bill fucking doubled because that was Detroits awesome answer to all the people who didn't pay their fucking bill.


    Fucking cunts.
    Our water bill is $250. I think $60 of that is the actual water bill cost. $190 of the bill is a "sewer charge". Our mortgage went from $800 to $1100 a month. I'm definately on board with the whole fuck that shit.

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    We don't pay water.
    ...WHAT??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Our water bill is $250. I think $60 of that is the actual water bill cost. $190 of the bill is a "sewer charge". Our mortgage went from $800 to $1100 a month. I'm definately on board with the whole fuck that shit.
    Yeah, our water gets lumped in with our sewage too. What was your bill before? Are you paying that monthly???


    Fleta - I dont know how they do billing like that where you live, or maybe you rent?
    But we get a quarterly water/sewage bill. It's like a utility bill. Last summer my bill around this time was $88-95 bucks. This year it was $195. AND LAST YEAR I HAD MY SPRINKLER SYSTEM ON. I didn't even turn it on this year - THANK GOD.

    I'm real fucking salty. What used to be a non-issue minuscule bill is now a significance. All because a bunch of assholes didn't pay their bills and let them get to astronomical delinquencies that they then complained they couldnt pay. FILTERED WATER THAT IS DELIVERED THROUGH YOUR TAP IS NOT A FUCKING RIGHT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    In the last month, 3 major bills have majorly increased.

    Taxes, water, and car/home insurance. Like a lot.

    My water bill fucking doubled because that was Detroits awesome answer to all the people who didn't pay their fucking bill.

    Fucking cunts.
    Oh nice. So the people who did pay now have to pay more to offset costs? Yay! How about we just make water costs reasonable and cut it off in a reasonable amount of time when its past due.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post


    This weather is a tad insane. I have been having contractions all day. Drinking tons of water and avoiding that heat so this little person can gain a few more pounds.
    Unlessyou're in front of an AC, you will die.



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    We don't pay water.
    ...WHAT??
    Haha right? I learn so much on MDS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Oh nice. So the people who did pay now have to pay more to offset costs? Yay! How about we just make water costs reasonable and cut it off in a reasonable amount of time when its past due.
    BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE AND REQUIRE PEOPLE TO DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS, ANI. THAT'S WHY.

    Girl mad.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Unlessyou're in front of an AC, you will die.





    Haha right? I learn so much on MDS.
    107 now, hiding in my house eating a handful of rice chex concidering frying an egg on the sidewalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    107 now, hiding in my house eating a handful of rice chex concidering frying an egg on the sidewalk
    107 here in Clayton. I'm dying!

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    It was 108 last Saturday while we played an outside gig. Good times.
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    Holy shit. It's like 92 here and I stay bitching. I'd literally die over there.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    You assholes inspired me to look at my own weather. Tomorrow: 95, Wednesday: 98.

    Gross.

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    It's 48f here and super frickin windy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    In the last month, 3 major bills have majorly increased.

    Taxes, water, and car/home insurance. Like a lot.

    My water bill fucking doubled because that was Detroits awesome answer to all the people who didn't pay their fucking bill.

    Fucking cunts.
    Our gas bill doubled. I opened it up and last month we paid like $117 and then all of a sudden it was $230 and my pap accused me of not paying it. We're on a budget saver and they said because last winter we used a lot of heat that they had to up the bill for the month to cover it.

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    It's "only" 109 here in Vegas. Just miserable. Autumn is just around the corner, but in name only. It won't start to cool down significantly until about November.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    107 now, hiding in my house eating a handful of rice chex concidering frying an egg on the sidewalk
    Gross, sidewalk egg. We made s'mores.

    Texas, y'all.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Holy shit. It's like 92 here and I stay bitching. I'd literally die over there.
    Ha.

    The farmers almanac came out today. They are saying we are all going to have a brutal winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Ha.

    The farmers almanac came out today. They are saying we are all going to have a brutal winter.
    I saw that. Then I saw this

    Meanwhile, the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration - which uses much more scientific techniques - is forecasting a 70 percent chance of a warmer-than-normal winter in most of Washington state and a 60 percent chance for the rest of the Pacific Northwest. NOAA also predicts that precipitation is likely to be normal or possibly slightly below normal across the Northwest.
    So fuck em. Unless they say, "it's gonna rain a lot in the PNW this winter," they're actually guessing. Reading chicken intestines or some shit.

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    Farmers almanac also said last winter was going to be bad and it was one of our milder winters.

    They said that about the year before too, which was actually bad, but I feel like they just say that every year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Farmers almanac also said last winter was going to be bad and it was one of our milder winters.

    They said that about the year before too, which was actually bad, but I feel like they just say that every year.
    Well it works for them. If they say it's bad and it's bad they were right and everyone nods along. If they say it's bad and it turns out not to be... everyone is happy and is out enjoying the nice weather. If they say it's going to be mild and you end up snow bound and burning the pages of your OFA for heat? Well people remember that shit and mock them...
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    We are in a horrid drought and praying for El Ni?o

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    And our newest rugrat MISS MARLEE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Ha.
    Not even exaggerating. My skin is fucked up, I can't breathe, I'm physically exhausted. The whole thing is just draining. I've gotten woozy, but I haven't fainted yet. Yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Well it works for them. If they say it's bad and it's bad they were right and everyone nods along. If they say it's bad and it turns out not to be... everyone is happy and is out enjoying the nice weather. If they say it's going to be mild and you end up snow bound and burning the pages of your OFA for heat? Well people remember that shit and mock them...
    Nailed it.
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