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    Looser butthole?

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    maybe she's been experimenting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeebee View Post
    I have a co-worker who randomly farts. I understand it happening occasionally, but it happens all the damn time. She just sits in her cubicle and farst all day long. The joke is that she loves anal, which is hilarious because she's miss prim and proper.

    So she probably does love anal.
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    If you're gonna quote anybody it shouldn't be nancy grace, taylor swift or any cubicle chick's farts it should be a Wes Craven quote.

    [on how he got Drew Barrymore to look scared and crying in Scream] Drew Barrymore told me a story of a boy who tortured his...I think it was his dog, with a lighter and it set it on fire and she burst into tears. And being the exploitative bastard that I am as a director, I said "do you mind if we use that?" So every time on the set if I wanted her to cry, I'd say "the boy has the lighter" or something like that, and she'd burst into tears and be just frantic.
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    If you're gonna quote anybody it shouldn't be nancy grace, taylor swift or any cubicle chick's farts it should be a Wes Craven quote.

    [on how he got Drew Barrymore to look scared and crying in Scream] Drew Barrymore told me a story of a boy who tortured his...I think it was his dog, with a lighter and it set it on fire and she burst into tears. And being the exploitative bastard that I am as a director, I said "do you mind if we use that?" So every time on the set if I wanted her to cry, I'd say "the boy has the lighter" or something like that, and she'd burst into tears and be just frantic.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    If you're gonna quote anybody it shouldn't be nancy grace, taylor swift or any cubicle chick's farts it should be a Wes Craven quote.

    [on how he got Drew Barrymore to look scared and crying in Scream] Drew Barrymore told me a story of a boy who tortured his...I think it was his dog, with a lighter and it set it on fire and she burst into tears. And being the exploitative bastard that I am as a director, I said "do you mind if we use that?" So every time on the set if I wanted her to cry, I'd say "the boy has the lighter" or something like that, and she'd burst into tears and be just frantic.
    Sure, but it's not nearly as funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    If you're gonna quote anybody it shouldn't be nancy grace, taylor swift or any cubicle chick's farts it should be a Wes Craven quote.

    [on how he got Drew Barrymore to look scared and crying in Scream] Drew Barrymore told me a story of a boy who tortured his...I think it was his dog, with a lighter and it set it on fire and she burst into tears. And being the exploitative bastard that I am as a director, I said "do you mind if we use that?" So every time on the set if I wanted her to cry, I'd say "the boy has the lighter" or something like that, and she'd burst into tears and be just frantic.
    Sure, but it's not nearly as funny.

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    Yeah probably not, plus I don't think it would fit in the quote section it might be too long.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Whenever I am not feeling lazy, this is definitely my new sig quote
    Yay!! :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Nancy grace farted? Hahahaha. I hate farting so much I've considered getting that beans stuff to take before going to special events. Maybe someone should share that advice with people who are doing live interviews.

    On a side note... My guts always seem to act up in thrift stores. I don't know if it's the excitement of what treasures I ight find or what, but I feel farty as soon as I walk into one.
    Nancy Grace farted on Dancing With the Stars, regrettably not while dancing.
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    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
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    Aw. Poor Nancy grace. seriously though being farty sucks.
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    She (and everyone else) did a super job ignoring it though!
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    That dude did waggle tongue. Her made it super obvious. The last thing I think about doing when someone rips one is licking the air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    That dude did waggle tongue. Her made it super obvious. The last thing I think about doing when someone rips one is licking the air.
    Ha ha!
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    How ARE these mics picking that shit up?! I honestly need a better sound guy. If my keyboards on full blast get drowned out because of a pounding drummer, yet a fart is louder that someone's voice, there's a problem.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    Haha but then you gotta worry about overpowering farts.
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    You are all disturbed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    How ARE these mics picking that shit up?! I honestly need a better sound guy. If my keyboards on full blast get drowned out because of a pounding drummer, yet a fart is louder that someone's voice, there's a problem.
    Yeah, it makes me side eye big time. Unless someone has a mic on their asshole, there's weak explanation as to how that shit is so loud.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    How ARE these mics picking that shit up?! I honestly need a better sound guy. If my keyboards on full blast get drowned out because of a pounding drummer, yet a fart is louder that someone's voice, there's a problem.
    Yeah, it makes me side eye big time. Unless someone has a mic on their asshole, there's weak explanation as to how that shit is so loud.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    I actually feel bad for them. I would be mortified if that happened to me.
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    You guys, it was fake. It was some sound the mike made. It's not real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    You guys, it was fake. It was some sound the mike made. It's not real.
    THANK YOU, FACK.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    You guys, it was fake. It was some sound the mike made. It's not real.
    THANK YOU, FACK.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    You guys, it was fake. It was some sound the mike made. It's not real.

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    Jimmy "super fly" snuka was arrested for the 1983 murder of his girlfriend.

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