What kind of asshole doesn't like Grilled Cheese?

[Miller22]

Oooo, I count myself lucky because the grill at my job makes a regular grilled cheese every day plus a special, like pork belly grilled cheese, jalapeno bacon grilled cheese, etc. It's amazing!

That's not grilled cheese. That's a damn melt. Grilled cheese is: bread and cheese. Butter for crispness is the only allowable addition.