For whatever reason women in 2015 hate the word moist. I?m not sure why but after speaking to my girlfriends it seems that many associate it with being in a constant state of unclendliness. It even makes your mouth feel awkward when you say it (I know you just tried). This is why this product is all the more offensive.
Imagine a woman receives this package. At first she?s offended someone out there thinks her vag smells. She?s conflicted. She wants to fix this problem but doesn?t want to shell out cash to buy some clensing product.
She?ll end up using a product called Moist sent by some asshole because the fear of having a vag that smells like a dead bear covered in mayonnaise is too much. You?ve just made that woman your bitch.