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    B shaved his beard, so I have second boyfriend right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    B shaved his beard, so I have second boyfriend right now.


    But now you can't decorate him for the holidays.



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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Karma is a fallacy. It's the shit people tell themselves to feel better for taking the high road, while lying, cheating, scumbags continue to prosper.
    You just ruined my day. Please to be telling me that the assholes who I wish would light themselves on fire for being cuntmuffins WILL get what's coming to them one day. Seriously...it's all I've got.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    You just ruined my day. Please to be telling me that the assholes who I wish would light themselves on fire for being cuntmuffins WILL get what's coming to them one day. Seriously...it's all I've got.
    I believe that they do, but it's not because of karma.

    It's because, "Once a cuntmuffin, always a cuntmuffin".

    At least that's what my grandma needlepointed on a pillow for me once.


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    You just ruined my day. Please to be telling me that the assholes who I wish would light themselves on fire for being cuntmuffins WILL get what's coming to them one day. Seriously...it's all I've got.
    I'm sure they will, but it won't be because of any universal law or force. Usually stupid people do stupid shit which consequently results in bad things. It's more cause and effect than karma.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    I'm sure they will, but it won't be because of any universal law or force. Usually stupid people do stupid shit which consequently results in bad things. It's more cause and effect than karma.
    Yeah, that.


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    I believe that they do, but it's not because of karma.

    It's because, "Once a cuntmuffin, always a cuntmuffin".

    At least that's what my grandma needlepointed on a pillow for me once.
    I need a pillow like that!
    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    I'm sure they will, but it won't be because of any universal law or force. Usually stupid people do stupid shit which consequently results in bad things. It's more cause and effect than karma.
    My aunt is a horrible person. Not just because of the shit I went through with her, she is just legitimately a horrible person. Nothing bad ever seems to happen to her, and I do not understand it. I like to believe karma exists but the more she doesn't ever get held accountable for her actions, and the more that I give to people and try to be a good person and still run into shit constantly is really shaking my belief. It doesn't make any fucking sense to me.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    OMG. This is glorious.


    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 12-11-2014 at 03:55 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    You just ruined my day. Please to be telling me that the assholes who I wish would light themselves on fire for being cuntmuffins WILL get what's coming to them one day. Seriously...it's all I've got.


    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    I'm sure they will, but it won't be because of any universal law or force. Usually stupid people do stupid shit which consequently results in bad things. It's more cause and effect than karma.


    See Bernie Madoff for details.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    It's a hot dog eat hot dog world.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Your aunt will get hers one day. I know this

    I kind of believe in karma, but I choose to not be a shitty person because I don't see the point.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    It's a hot dog eat hot dog world.
    Hot dogs are gross, Ron.

    ETA: Fucking thank you, Angiebla! And I am like you...I don't do nice shit because I expect anything in return..it just feels good to be good to people. Why is this such a foreign concept??
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I need a pillow like that!

    My aunt is a horrible person. Not just because of the shit I went through with her, she is just legitimately a horrible person. Nothing bad ever seems to happen to her, and I do not understand it. I like to believe karma exists but the more she doesn't ever get held accountable for her actions, and the more that I give to people and try to be a good person and still run into shit constantly is really shaking my belief. It doesn't make any fucking sense to me.
    :huh:

    I'm sorry UN, for the shit you had to endure from someone old enough to know better. One day, with any luck, she'll get what's coming to her because she pissed off the wrong person and they put her in her place immediately. Your job is to worry about you, and let her dig her own hole.
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevansvault View Post
    :huh:

    I'm sorry UN, for the shit you had to endure from someone old enough to know better. One day, with any luck, she'll get what's coming to her because she pissed off the wrong person and they put her in her place immediately. Your job is to worry about you, and let her dig her own hole.
    Can I please just go kv on her and light her ass on fire? I'd be doing the world a favor. However, you are correct. I definitely put my efforts into worrying about me.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Hot dogs are gross, Ron.

    ETA: Fucking thank you, Angiebla! And I am like you...I don't do nice shit because I expect anything in return..it just feels good to be good to people. Why is this such a foreign concept??
    I'm the same. I try not to do bad shit so bad shit is not done to me. But I really enjoy it when I can do shitty things to people that deserve it.

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    I'm a big believer in karma, so while walking the streets I kick random people and scream "YOU KNOW WHY! "
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm a big believer in karma, so while walking the streets I kick random people and scream "YOU KNOW WHY! "
    So when you get stabbed on the subway by a white chick from Mississippi it will be full circle.

    I like this Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 48nascarfan View Post
    So when you get stabbed on the subway by a white chick from Mississippi it will be full circle.

    I like this Ron.
    ".....and kids, that's how I met your mother."
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 48nascarfan View Post
    I'm the same. I try not to do bad shit so bad shit is not done to me. But I really enjoy it when I can do shitty things to people that deserve it.
    See, even though I want to do shitty things to people who deserve it, I can't. But I would enjoy it if something shitty happened to them and I got to laugh from afar.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm a big believer in karma, so while walking the streets I kick random people and scream "YOU KNOW WHY! "
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    thank you ron, for giving me clarity and shins for pointing out that if you are an ass hole and do asshole things, shitty things will happen because you are dumb.

    this makes me feel better about accepting the fact that i'm not going to say shit or do shit.

    what a stupid thing to do. a teacher fucks up and i am considering asking for the 'f'. the fuck am i thinking?





    PS: i'm actually coming after you two when my soul is swallowed by the devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    thank you ron, for giving me clarity and shins for pointing out that if you are an ass hole and do asshole things, shitty things will happen because you are dumb.

    this makes me feel better about accepting the fact that i'm not going to say shit or do shit.

    what a stupid thing to do. a teacher fucks up and i am considering asking for the 'f'. the fuck am i thinking?





    PS: i'm actually coming after you two when my soul is swallowed by the devil.


    If it were a psychology class or something, I'd wonder if it were some kind of test.
    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 12-11-2014 at 10:26 PM.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post


    If it were a psychology class or something, I'd wonder if it were done kind of test.
    nope. boring old history. to make matters worse, today my math final (online class, final is taken in person) was scheduled 1/2 hour after my history class began. i basically filled in random bubbles so i could turn in a piece of paper and rush off to the math test. the teacher made me shake his hand and thanked me for being in the class, blah blah blah and everything. i was the first one done, duh. he asked, what took you so long?

    the whole time i was thinking: what's your end game, old man?
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