Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
I love puppies. I even gave one mouth to mouth once because he stopped breathing, with a mouth guard of course. The vet was busy trying to get the other puppies out during a doggie c-section. But there is no way I would nurse a puppy, that's just too freaky deeky. You can whip up puppy formula fairly quick and easy with common kitchen ingredients.
This is a real thing. The CPR part. For my work I became certified in pet CPR and First Aid. Good for you!
God help a human that drops dead beside me though

And breast feeding a puppy. Yeah. No.