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    I LOVE science!!

    Coloring makes me happy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    I used SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' SCIENCE on this batch. I did things to cause chemical reactions that are most favorable.
    SCIENCE.
    I tried making canna butter once. It was disgusting. It looked disgusting, it smelled disgusting and made my brownies taste disgusting.

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    Dropped my iPad (three times in two days to be exact) and didn't break the screen. Win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marycontrary View Post
    I tried making canna butter once. It was disgusting. It looked disgusting, it smelled disgusting and made my brownies taste disgusting.
    Yeah, butter is a bitch. I use oils instead, usually coconut oil. My cupcakes have no taste or smell of MJ! I'm gonna do cake balls next, and I am trying to figure out how to do a liquid form, like a flavored medicine.
    Oh and alcohol. I'm going to infuse some vodka with MJ, and jolly ranchers for taste.

    I'm putting my biology degree to work properly.


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    A little grotesque and rude tagging/graffiti on some sacred hand railing in my local park made me happy yesterday....



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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Spent three hours sitting in a prospective jury pool .... then my group was released at 11 am as the case settled. I'm a happy camper. This was my third jury summons in five years which is rather frequent

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation " ...... Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Ha I bought my brother one of these for his birthday because of this ad - he's a fan of Jaboody Dubs.

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    I've always wanted one because I kind of sort of have an obsession with things in infomercials, but that video makes me want one even more.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Every day I ask Quinn if she wants a baby brother or baby sister and she always says sister then brother then something crazy like a unicorn or a bear of a cattapiller lol the other day she went a different direction lmao

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    Bristol Palin poster girl for family values and abstinence only spokes person.

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristol...ews/#more-8768
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    My son in law calling and having my 6 year old grandson sing happy birthday to me, ending with I love you. Sweet.

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation " ...... Henry David Thoreau

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    I always new Google would be a road hog.
    Two self-driving prototype cars, one operated by Google Inc and the other by Delphi Automotive Plc, had a close call on a Silicon Valley street earlier this week, a Delphi executive told Reuters on Thursday.

    It was believed to be the first such incident involving two vehicles specially equipped for automated driving.

    The incident occurred Tuesday on San Antonio Road in Palo Alto, said John Absmeier, director of Delphi's Silicon Valley lab and global business director for the company's automated driving program, who was a passenger in one of the cars.

    No collision took place.

    Google declined to comment.

    Absmeier was a passenger in a prototype Audi Q5 crossover vehicle equipped with lasers, radar, cameras and special computer software designed to enable the vehicle to drive itself, with a person at the wheel as a backup.

    As the Delphi vehicle prepared to change lanes, a Google self-driving prototype - a Lexus RX400h crossover fitted with similar hardware and software - cut off the Audi, forcing it to abort the lane change, Absmeier said.

    The Delphi car "took appropriate action," according to Absmeier.

    Delphi's Silicon Valley lab is based in Mountain View, not far from Google headquarters. While Delphi is running two Audi prototypes in California, Google has been testing more than 20 Lexus prototypes.

    On Thursday, Google started testing self-driving vehicle prototypes of its own design on local streets. The latest prototypes use the same software as the Lexus vehicles.

    Both companies previously have reported minor collisions of self-driving cars with vehicles piloted by people. In most of those cases, the self-driving car was stopped, typically at an intersection, and was rear-ended by another vehicle.

    In all cases, the self-driving prototype was not at fault, according to the California Department of Motor Vehicles and the companies.

    (Editing by Stephen R. Trousdale and Leslie Adler)
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Bristol Palin poster girl for family values and abstinence only spokes person.

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristol...ews/#more-8768
    i love this shit.

    dttmmh: my car starts.

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    We are almost all moved in and I am taking a break in my coffee spot... Omg, I am in love!!!




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    https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/bri...us-weekly.html

    "I made a mistake, but it's not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume," she wrote. "This pregnancy was actually planned. Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn't go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on."
    In her book, she calls premarital sex a sin. Since she planned the pregnancy, she planned to sin. It wasn't a heat of the moment, and giving into temptation kind of thing.

    She's digging her hole deeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marycontrary View Post
    She's digging her hole deeper.
    I hope that was intentional.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    My air conditioner is fixed!


    I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    My air conditioner is fixed!
    Oh girl that is great news. I know Texas is HOT. your days of sleeping next to a piece of dry ice is over lol

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    If TX is anything like Arkansas has been, it hasn't been that hot out...it's been like 70s lately.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    note to everyone. please do not try to use dry ice as a way of staying cool in the summer.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    The summer version of running a generator indoors.

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