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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Wait, it did? I'm sorry.
    http://www.news-gazette.com/news/bus...eing-paid.html
    http://technews.tmcnet.com/news/2011/06/13/5570115.htm

    500 hours of work
    FUUUUUUUUUUU PUBSERV
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Wait, 500 hours of work what?
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Wait, 500 hours of work what?
    That I'll never be paid for. Sucks, but even worse for the in-house employees and the freelancers whose primary income was the company.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    That I'll never be paid for. Sucks, but even worse for the in-house employees and the freelancers whose primary income was the company.

    I'm sure there is a perfectly logical reason for this, but why did you do 500 hours worth of work without being paid at any time up to that point?
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    I'm sure there is a perfectly logical reason for this, but why did you do 500 hours worth of work without being paid at any time up to that point?
    I was being paid- they had adopted a new "120-day policy" for paychecks. I thought it was annoying, but after five years of working for them, I never assumed that I wouldn't actually see the money.

    So to answer your question more concisely, because I am an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    that sucks, nancy. have you gotten any interviews lined up?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    that sucks, nancy. have you gotten any interviews lined up?
    Oh, I still have a real job. I'm there right now. (Working really hard.) I freelanced on the side.

    I started working for some of the former employees so we'll see if I actually get paid this time, lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    I was being paid- they had adopted a new "120-day policy" for paychecks. I thought it was annoying, but after five years of working for them, I never assumed that I wouldn't actually see the money.

    So to answer your question more concisely, because I am an idiot.
    That sucks. I remember you mentioning that now. You had no reason to doubt them if you hadn't had a problem before and didn't know anything was going on. You want me to stalk them and stab them with a pen and write something grammatically bad and misspelled on their foreheads?
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Oh, I still have a real job. I'm there right now. (Working really hard.) I freelanced on the side.

    I started working for some of the former employees so we'll see if I actually get paid this time, lol.
    oh, okay. glad you still making them dolla dolla bills, y'all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    That sucks. I remember you mentioning that now. You had no reason to doubt them if you hadn't had a problem before and didn't know anything was going on. You want me to stalk them and stab them with a pen and write something grammatically bad and misspelled on their foreheads?
    Yes, except that they boarded it up so you can't get in to do so.

    On topic, I can't stop laughing at this FB app
    ht.jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    i would suck at preaching. i cannot pray either. i would probably bust out with the serenity prayer.

    but really, an fb app?? sorry, but and im christian
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Yes, except that they boarded it up so you can't get in to do so.

    On topic, I can't stop laughing at this FB app
    ht.jpg

    They boarded up their foreheads? And I'm totally going to play that game. Some day. Maybe.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    i would suck at preaching. i cannot pray either. i would probably bust out with the serenity prayer.

    but really, an fb app?? sorry, but and im christian
    What? You can't pray? What's the point of being a Christian if you can't ask for stuff?
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    What? You can't pray? What's the point of being a Christian if you can't ask for stuff?
    i mean, i pray, but to actually LEAD a prayer, nope. i freak and cannot think of what to say, and you know i have a big mouth, so thats saying something. i've always been that way, ever since i was a little girl. but i can pray in my head, just cat say it out loud.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feetprints View Post
    Yes, that's right. In Milwaukee. Where you should come so you can call me and we can have coffee. I'd come to you if I drove btu I don't.
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    my skin is soooo saggy, it's perfect for your suit now....
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Man, food is the one thing I don't fuck around with. I don't need to save 45 cents and get a fucking parasite.
    meh, you're a nut, so....
    I've never had a parasite, a tapeworm, an illness....probably because I know how to wash and prepare food, but that's just me.

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    lol, wrong thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    lol, wrong thread
    ROFL. It would make he happier if I could actually read it.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    ROFL. It would make he happier if I could actually read it.
    I revised.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    free music all weekend, fuck yeah july! sunny weather and summer dresses.

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    This isn't a DUMB thing, but I am pretty happy my neighbor is still alive:

    GRESHAM, Ore. – Three minors and three adults were arrested after a mob scene led to a stabbing in Gresham early Saturday morning, police said.
    Investigators learned that 20-year-old Magnum Kalson, a resident of Cavalier Apartments on NE 162nd Avenue, had exchanged words with the large group when they arrived near a fence outside his apartment, according to Sgt. Wallace Coon.
    A 15-year-old then jumped the fence and ran after Kalson and the others followed. The group chased Kalson back into his apartment and attacked him. Coon said the 15-year-old at one point dragged Kalson’s sleeping girlfriend from her bed before returning to attack Kalson.
    Kalson was able to grab a kitchen knife and fight off the attackers. The 15-year-old who started the altercation received a six-inch-long slicing wound to the back of his head, Coon said.
    The group left the apartment and ran out onto NE 162nd Avenue in front of a patrol car just after midnight, Coon said, and that’s when officers began to investigate.
    Kalson suffered numerous abrasions and other injuries from the fight, but did not require medical attention. His girlfriend was not injured in the attack.
    The 15-year-old was taken to Emanuel Legacy Hospital, in Portland, for treatment.
    He and two other juveniles were arrested for burglary and assault. Three adults in the group were also arrested for burglary and assault.
    “Gresham Police urge you to use caution when confronting anyone on the street for any reason,” Coon said. “Attacks of this type are not uncommon and we recommend contacting police in these types of situations for assistance.”
    http://www.kgw.com/news/Teen-stabbed...124911189.html

    It's just too bad the stab wounds he gave to the little fuckers weren't a little more serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogieman View Post
    This isn't a DUMB thing, but I am pretty happy my neighbor is still alive:



    http://www.kgw.com/news/Teen-stabbed...124911189.html

    It's just too bad the stab wounds he gave to the little fuckers weren't a little more serious.
    And you worry about a few old people behind the wheel? Sheesh.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    firemen
    I saw an old lady passed out on the sidewalk, so I called 911.
    I waited till the firetruck came and then saw it as my civic duty to help them
    nom

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    firemen
    I saw an old lady passed out on the sidewalk, so I called 911.
    I waited till the firetruck came and then saw it as my civic duty to help them
    nom

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    Yea i was raping them with my eyes. They were asking for it


    ..oh yea and the old lady was fine, she was just drunk

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