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    Randomly logged on for the first time in awhile and saw that today is my 4 year anniversary at MDS. <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChokingVictim View Post
    Randomly logged on for the first time in awhile and saw that today is my 4 year anniversary at MDS. <3
    Happy Birthday!

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    My new laptop. It's super fast and amazing.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    Yea i was raping them with my eyes. They were asking for it


    ..oh yea and the old lady was fine, she was just drunk
    After reading that other thread, I guess I would have to say, while you raped the firemen with your eyes, At least you didnt rape the lady on the sidewalk.

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    DTTMMH: Free dinner.

    I ordered a pizza from Round Table Pizza. I selected "Pay on reciept" for delivery (I.e. Pay cash at the door).

    The dude gets here and I am like SHIT... Where'd my $20 bill go?! (I had changed, and it was in my other pants). So I find some other change and answer the door and ask him what the total is, and he says "Oh.. You already paid with a card. I just need you to sign here."

    I signed, and figured maybe I am losing my mind. After he leaves, I check my online reciept and sure enough it says I would pay by cash. I also realized that I have only ordered from Roundtable twice, and paid cash both times. So they don't have my credit card info on file.


    So, now i'm curious as to who got screwed into buying me dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogieman View Post
    DTTMMH: Free dinner.

    I ordered a pizza from Round Table Pizza. I selected "Pay on reciept" for delivery (I.e. Pay cash at the door).

    The dude gets here and I am like SHIT... Where'd my $20 bill go?! (I had changed, and it was in my other pants). So I find some other change and answer the door and ask him what the total is, and he says "Oh.. You already paid with a card. I just need you to sign here."

    I signed, and figured maybe I am losing my mind. After he leaves, I check my online reciept and sure enough it says I would pay by cash. I also realized that I have only ordered from Roundtable twice, and paid cash both times. So they don't have my credit card info on file.


    So, now i'm curious as to who got screwed into buying me dinner.
    Probably the delivery boy who makes 12 cents an hour, has to use his own car and gas to deliver the pizza and gets the shit scratched out of his roof with the delivery sign. He also got fired. Enjoy your pizza.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Probably the delivery boy who makes 12 cents an hour, has to use his own car and gas to deliver the pizza and gets the shit scratched out of his roof with the delivery sign. He also got fired. Enjoy your pizza.
    Actually, I called them, and they fixed the issue. What it all came down to, is the idiot pizza delivery driver failed to properly read the receipt.

    And 12 cents an hour? Maybe back in the 20's, when you were a young girl. My friends girlfriend delivers pizza and makes over $10 an hour with tips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogieman View Post
    Actually, I called them, and they fixed the issue. What it all came down to, is the idiot pizza delivery driver failed to properly read the receipt.

    And 12 cents an hour? Maybe back in the 20's, when you were a young girl. My friends girlfriend delivers pizza and makes over $10 an hour with tips.
    We didn't have delivery pizza back in the day. Sigh. Drugs yes. Pizza no.
    "It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogieman View Post
    Actually, I called them, and they fixed the issue. What it all came down to, is the idiot pizza delivery driver failed to properly read the receipt.

    And 12 cents an hour? Maybe back in the 20's, when you were a young girl. My friends girlfriend delivers pizza and makes over $10 an hour with tips.
    I ignore dead toll takers to get out of the parking ramp free. I'm not judging you.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    I ignore dead toll takers to get out of the parking ramp free. I'm not judging you.
    But at least they didn't dock the toll takers salary.
    "It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    But at least they didn't dock the toll takers salary.
    They should have. Asshole was dying on the job.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    And you worry about a few old people behind the wheel? Sheesh.
    I saw this story, and thought of you:

    ENUMCLAW, Wash. – Eight people – including a pregnant woman - were hurt when a car slammed into a group watching a fireworks display in Enumclaw on the 4th of July.
    People had gathered at a parking lot near the intersection of Mountain View Drive and Farman Street.
    Police say it appears that a senior citizen, confused and worried about his car being boxed in, got behind the wheel and ended up hitting cars and a handful of people, then drove over a landscape island and out of the parking lot before coming to a stop in a wooded area.
    A pregnant woman was the most seriously injured. She was airlifted to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Her condition isn’t known.
    Three adults – including the driver of the car - were transported to a local hospital.
    Three children were not hit by the car but were distraught after seeing their parents hit. They were treated at the scene. Another adult involved was not transported.
    The Enumclaw Police Department is investigating.
    http://www.nwcn.com/news/Car-slams-i...125042999.html

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    Angela!!!

    http://www.avclub.com/articles/they-...bawamba,53068/


    Also, They Might Be Giants are coming here in November so I need to see them live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    firemen
    I saw an old lady passed out on the sidewalk, so I called 911.
    I waited till the firetruck came and then saw it as my civic duty to help them
    nom
    God damn summer.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    Angela!!!

    http://www.avclub.com/articles/they-...bawamba,53068/


    Also, They Might Be Giants are coming here in November so I need to see them live.
    I saw that! I love them so much Apparently they're playing a free show here at the end of July, hopefully I'll be able to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    God damn summer.
    She was drunk!
    Thats not summers fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    She was drunk!
    Thats not summers fault
    Everything is summer's fault. More crime, more tornadoes and shit. Oh, and you get drunk faster when it's hot.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Everything is summer's fault. More crime, more tornadoes and shit. Oh, and you get drunk faster when it's hot.

    I told you in the confessions thread I went to a backyard bbq this weekend too and was so hot I hated my life.
    I sat there with my shirt stuck to my back with sweat thinking "Ron would be dead right now"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post

    I told you in the confessions thread I went to a backyard bbq this weekend too and was so hot I hated my life.
    I sat there with my shirt stuck to my back with sweat thinking "Ron would be dead right now"
    Think of me when you sweat. /creeper.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Think of me when you sweat. /creeper.
    And you're dead. Don't forget that part.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    DTTMMH:

    My couch is the devil. It doesn't matter how energetic I feel because as soon as I sit or lie down on it I am tired. Damn you super comfy couch....

    Additionally, this Friday is gonna be wild. I am heading over to my bff's sister's club (Oz) with my bff to watch a drag show. $4.00 Jose Cuervo shots and men dressed as ladies that are hotter than me should make for an interesting evening
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    Shut up, dick.

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    Not dumb at all, but my nephew was born at 8:08 this morning

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    I applied for school today.....

    I think I'm happy about this, but I am not quite sure yet....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApRyL View Post
    I applied for school today.....

    I think I'm happy about this, but I am not quite sure yet....
    You won't be.

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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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