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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    Every time a plane flies over the house my 19 month old runs to the window screaming AIRPLANE, super cute at first but now months later and like 30 planes a day.. Not so cute lol
    You should be thankful that you have a healthy child that is bright and engaged with the world around them. I see too many children everyday that don't have the ability to run to the window or recognize or articulate what an airplane is.

    Don't mean to be snarky, but count your blessings.


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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    there is a new fancy doughnut place in town, and z picked a few up today. since i wasn't here when he got home he left me one bite of each doughnut.

    That is awesome.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    I was gonna say, a dive bar is the FIRST place I'd expect to hear "Africa", lol.
    From an 80s band? Classic rock band, maybe. But sandwiched between Beat It and Take On Me?
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    This umbilical hernia will be the death of me... Omg. I move the wrong way or the cat jumps on me and BAM I am out of Commission for a couple hours laying on my back, taking a hot bath just trying to make it stop bulging. Is it fall yet? I want to get it repaired so badddddddddd!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    Cleaning house with a cast on my arm.

    Wait. Doing everything with a cast on my arm.

    Although I have discovered that I can hold a blow dryer with the crook of my arm AND wash cups if I wedge them into the garbage disposal opening.
    I missed the post about your arm. What happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    That is awesome.
    they were tasty, tasty bites that left me wanting a fucking doughnut.

    we went out for burritos (because he didn't want to try the new taco place i suggested, that has the most amazing tacos in this town) and they fucked up his burrito so he ate his dinner and more than half of mine.

    i seriously hate everything today and want to start fires. he wants me to see a show with him later but i feel like i should just stay home, do homework, and be fucking angry.

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    Angry days are OK to have.

    I made delicious chicken nachos tonight. On the heels of a miserably painful day, it was lovely to eat in peace and relax with some telly.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    I was in a weird half cast after surgery on my ulnar nerve (funny bone) from my armpit down. The bottom was hard, but the top side was soft wrapping. I had to wear it for a couple weeks and it was summer time. The stitches began to itch and I would probe the wrap on the top with a straw to get inside to scratch it. It sucked and it wasn't even a real cast. I no longer have a funny bone in my elbow.

    My daughter broke her wrist in elementary school. She had some emotional days. She spilled countless glasses of milk with it..lol. She would get annoyed because people would comment "good thing it's your left arm", except she's left handed. We put powder inside the cast to help when it became itchy. She would also stick various small things down it to scratch the itch. By the time it was due to be cut off, she could almost slide her arm out. I don't know if it stretched as it got older, or if the swelling went down as it healed.

    It sucks that your is over the elbow. After a while, I got an insane urge to straighten my arm...LOL

    I hope your pain gets better. It sounds miserable.

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    Plus side: if someone pisses you off, you elbow them to death
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Yeah! Death by elbow!
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Yeah! Death by elbow!
    Would be an awesome band name

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    So disappointed in #mumfordandsons . 5 years ago I was driving down the road and I heard a song on the radio and I called the radio station to find out the artist, bought the cd and was in love.

    2012 I go see them in Monterey for the Gentleman of the Road tour. I bugged all my friends for months on facebook, no one knew who they were.

    2013 they came out with the new album and finally they get WORLD WIDE SUCCESS! I was so proud of my band.

    Tonight. They are on SNL and I hate them. I HATE THEM! They changed everything. Why? I named my god damn cat after you.. Now what?

    So, so, so disappointed...

    My cat needs a new name!

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    I can't take the sickness away from my daughter. She's been puking for hours, it was like hours in between...now we're lucky if it's 30-45 mins in between. I wish it were me
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Oh no. I hate that feeling. I hope she gets better quickly! no worse feeling in the world than being a helpless mommy!

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    At least it gives me the chance to catch up on all the shows on my dvr while I stay up all night making sure she's okay on the couch sleeping.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    A glass half-full girl I like that!

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    after spending 2 whole days with them, i can honestly say that hippies have the worst style in the known universe. nothing matches or fits well. i couldn't randomly pull shit out of my closet and come up with an uglier outfit than most of the people i met this weekend.

    also, i can't for the life of me understand why anyone would go to a two day festival to hear bands that play the exact same thing. literally - all grateful dead songs all weekend long. each band played for what seemed like hours and none of the songs ever actually ended.

    *sigh*

    the things we do for the ones we love.

    one last thing. i fucking hate going out in the day. fuck the sun. fuck it right in the ear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    A glass half-full girl I like that!
    Life wouldn't be very much fun if I thought negatively about everything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    2:30 in the morning and Ive already been up twice..

    I've wandered the house.

    I've cleaned as much of the kitchen as I can.

    I'm now laying in bed watching Elementary.

    Sleeping with a cast blows so hard.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    I'm a dumbass who played 5 hours of tennis yesterday in the baking sun with no sunscreen. So now my face looks like this:



    So not a good look for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    I'm a dumbass who played 5 hours of tennis yesterday in the baking sun with no sunscreen. So now my face looks like this:



    So not a good look for me.
    I'm sorry but I have to laugh
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Oh, Deb.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    OMG.

    We were outside all day yesterday. I didn't get anything, and B got burnt red.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    I'm a dumbass who played 5 hours of tennis yesterday in the baking sun with no sunscreen. So now my face looks like this:



    So not a good look for me.
    That's makeup. It can't be real, right?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    No I think that shit's real. Happens a lot more than you think.

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