did she tell you he's 34 months? that's a slap-able offence.
did she tell you he's 34 months? that's a slap-able offence.
Originally Posted by songbirdsong
My sister wears Mom jeans. She has a good figure, but she has no fashion sense. She went on a date recently, and the guy asked her why she wore Mom jeans. She had no idea what he was talking about.Caught my reflection in the glass door walking into my office today, and I'm totally wearing Mom jeans. FML.
Throwing these fuckers away immediately when I get home.
I came home, pointed them out to hubbs and he goes "Yes, throw them away, please." So in the trash they went.
Oh my God, they're so fucking horrible.
They didn't use to be Mom jeans when I had them before I was preggs, it's so weird how they just suddenly became them! Maybe my gunt/fupa made them appear as such.
YES. This is exactly what actually happened.
I looked at her like she was an alien.
the worst is when you (i) have to count on fingers or get out scratch paper to figure out that it means he's almost 3.
I correct people when they do that.
"Oh, so he's 3? Sweet."
That's what I did and she paused as if I offended her.
I hope I offended her. She's an asshole for assuming people care enough about her kids age to do math.
I gave a lecture to my friend at the time that it's completely asinine and if they are choosing to say that shit to a childless person they had better be ready for the eyes to roll.
If women say that to me I roll my eyes, and I'm a parent.
That's fucking dumb. I don't even wanna do the math that long! As soon as he turned 1, it was "he's one" or "he's one a half"
I remember telling someone my child was 2 and mentioning that his birthday was a few months ago and she was like, "Oh, he's very tall for a 26-month old."
WTF.
I think parenthood makes a lot of people go instantly insane. At least mild insanity. Like month counting...
This is my great niece. She is 90 weeks old.
Shit, by the time my kids were about 9 months I was usually rounding up to "almost a year"
Puzz.
...........I can't. Is that for reals?
Early on, you'll see she slipped and accidentally used "months" for some of the milestone pics, but then it went back to weeks.
Every week. At least once a week. Sometimes several times in one week, but they don't break it down into 8.1 8.2... Ever since she popped out of the hatch. Well, actually that's not quite true they also posted bump pics weekly from like 12 weeks on.
Don't get me wrong. It's nice to see pics, but...
Last edited by puzzld; 10-21-2014 at 12:16 PM.
I totally thought she was joking. Omg.
Haha I REALLY don't look at kid pics. I didn't even know what she meant when she asked Puzz if it was for real. "Is what for real?"
You see those numbers next to the children? Those are advertising their age in weeks/months.
The next person to address their child's age in weeks or months, I am going to make them work out that math problem when their kid is 18. In their head only.
Watch how quickly they don't give a fuck to do it.
Haha. Parents are retarded.
Making kids is easy. It's sex without consequence that should be admired. But I guess sleeping in is its own reward.
Dude, I hope you did too. I never did that shit with my kids. Once they hit 1, I went by years or half years. Wtf?
Side note though, puzz, she is super cute.
Oh also, if I was annoyed when I came in here, that gif that deb posted of all the mom jeans made me giggle for several minutes...I'm definitely not annoyed anymore.
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