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    Man stabs himself to death in a Target store, using a store-packaged knife

    FONTANA, Calif. -- A man stabbed himself to death inside a Target store in Fontana on Wednesday, officials said.

    The man walked into the Target at 15272 Summit Ave. in the Falcon Ridge Town Center around 11 a.m., opened up a package in the kitchen section, took out a knife and stabbed himself in the torso, Fontana police said. He was pronounced dead at the scene.




    The store remained open for about two hours after the incident. Shoppers continued to walk in the front door past the ambulances and other emergency vehicles parked out front, many of them unaware of what had just happened.

    "It's kind of scary, but it gives you the impression they don't want to lose making money," said Target shopper Brenda Murrell. "Because if you know somebody's dead, a lot of times people won't come."


    The store did close after 1 p.m. as coroner's officials removed the body. It wasn't immediately known what time it was expected to reopen.

    A Target corporate spokesperson said the company is working closely with law enforcement on the incident and that "At Target, the safety and security of our guests and team members is a top priority."

    "Once it was determined there was no danger to guests or team members, we sectioned off the entire area to allow the police to investigate. Following that investigation, we did close the store, and the store remains closed. We anticipate reopening soon. We appreciate the support of local law enforcement, and our thoughts are with anyone who may have been impacted."
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    Originally posted by animosity:

    Hmu next time, we'll have some soapy gins and then draw each other naked. Until we get kicked out.

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    Sometimes when I am in target I want to stab myself, too.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    One of my family members actually walked in to that Target shortly after this happened, they had the area blocked off with the body under a sheet.



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    What in the actual fuck did I just read???

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    Ummm yeah. You close the fucking store. WTF
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    Wait, is that the body under the blue tarp??

    w. t. f.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Ummm yeah. You close the fucking store. WTF
    Yeah, she was really confused as to why she was let in when the body was still in there. No one stopped them from coming in.

    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Wait, is that the body under the blue tarp??

    w. t. f.
    I think so..


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    Cleanup in aisle 7!


    Originally posted by animosity:

    Hmu next time, we'll have some soapy gins and then draw each other naked. Until we get kicked out.

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    Dang!

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    this stuff doesn't happen at walmart....
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    this stuff doesn't happen at walmart....
    v

    Someone ODd at my Walmart the other day...luckily they had Narcan in the pharmacy...well lucky for the junkie not the pharmacist. When he came to he attacked him.


    Originally posted by animosity:

    Hmu next time, we'll have some soapy gins and then draw each other naked. Until we get kicked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    One of my family members actually walked in to that Target shortly after this happened, they had the area blocked off with the body under a sheet.

    floor is wet, you guys. don't slip on the blood as you continue shopping.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    this stuff doesn't happen at walmart....
    No, people just get shot in Walmart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    floor is wet, you guys. don't slip on the blood as you continue shopping.
    Yeah, never mind the dead body.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Yeah, never mind the dead body.
    THAT'S WHAT THE TARP IS FOR, GAH GREENS, GET IT TOGETHER! I cannot understand why they didn't close the store. That's just odd that they didn't.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Those shoppers don't want to miss those cartwheel deals.

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    Not going to lie... Still totally shopping there because our local Walmart is hella ghetto

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    I don't know why you would stop shopping at Target because a man killed himself in one, unless he cursed the chain or something.

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    I just keep thinking about witnessing something like that, it was relatively early in the day too. Imagine that housewife just trying to get some cloth napkins, terrible day ruiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    I just keep thinking about witnessing something like that, it was relatively early in the day too. Imagine that housewife just trying to get some cloth napkins, terrible day ruiner.
    Can you imagine if someone were in the aisle with him at the time? Man, he should've totally messed with that person....she grabs something she wants and he yells "that was my mine!" and then violently starts stabbing himself.

    She will forever think dude killed himself because she took the last Adele CD.


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    No news has to who he was or why he decided Target. I am going to assume that he had mental and emotional issues, clearly, but why Target?


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    No news has to who he was or why he decided Target. I am going to assume that he had mental and emotional issues, clearly, but why Target?
    Probably just one of those 'hey there are knives there' things like that cray cray guy who sawed his arms off at Home Depot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Probably just one of those 'hey there are knives there' things like that cray cray guy who sawed his arms off at Home Depot.
    Wait, what? How did I miss THAT shit??
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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    Wait, what? How did I miss THAT shit??
    Oh yeah. Dude was completely bonkers.

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    Hopefully no one had to witness him stabbing himself.

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