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    Chinese officials say Please Stop Hiring Funeral Strippers

    In China, friends and family of the deceased may have to do without a special form of funereal entertainment: strippers.

    According to a statement from the Ministry of Culture on Thursday, the government plans to work closely with the police to eliminate such performances, which are held with the goal of drawing more mourners.

    Pictures of a funeral in the city of Handan in northern Hebei province last month showed a dancer removing her bra as assembled parents and children watched. They were widely circulated online, prompting much opprobrium. In its Thursday statement, the Ministry of Culture cited ?obscene? performances in the eastern Chinese province of Jiangsu, as well as in Handan, and pledged to crack down on such lascivious last rites.

    In the Handan incident earlier this year, the ministry said, six performers had arrived to offer an erotic dance at the funeral of an elderly resident. Investigators were dispatched and the performance was found to have violated public security regulations, with the person responsible for the performing troupe in question detained administratively for 15 days and fined 70,000 yuan (about $11,300), the statement said. The government condemned such performances for corrupting the social atmosphere.

    The government has been trying to fight the country?s funereal stripper scourge for some time now. In 2006, the state-run broadcaster China Central Television?s leading investigative news show Jiaodian Fangtan aired an expos? on the practice of scantily clad women making appearances at memorial services in Donghai in eastern China?s Jiangsu province.

    The point of inviting strippers, some of whom performed with snakes, was to attract large crowds to the deceased?s funeral ? seen as a harbinger of good fortune in the afterlife. ?It?s to give them face,? one villager explained. ?Otherwise no one would come.

    CCTV found about a dozen funeral performance troupes offering such services in every village in the county, putting on as many as 20 shows a month at a rate of 2,000 yuan ($322) a pop.

    ?This has severely polluted the local cultural life,? CCTV intoned at the time, marveling at the sight of one women gyrating out of her closes mere steps from a photo of the deceased. ?These troupes only care about money. As for whether it?s legal, or proper, or what effect it has on local customs, they don?t think much about it.?

    The mainland isn?t alone in its preference for the practice: similar ensemble performances are also popular in Taiwan ? as National Geographic documented in 2012, with stilettoed, short-skirted women dancing graveside. The practice there dates back decades.


    http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2...ral-strippers/

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    No. I've heard of this before. Apparently in China they base a person's worth by how many people show up for the funeral. So elaborate displays etc have been the norm for a while. I think the stripper thing started up fairly recently though, within the last decade.
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    there goes my funeral idea...
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    No. I've heard of this before. Apparently in China they base a person's worth by how many people show up for the funeral. So elaborate displays etc have been the norm for a while. I think the stripper thing started up fairly recently though, within the last decade.
    Eh, I am no so sure its that recent
    The mainland isn?t alone in its preference for the practice: similar ensemble performances are also popular in Taiwan ? as National Geographic documented in 2012, with stilettoed, short-skirted women dancing graveside. The practice there dates back decades.

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    I was kinda hoping for an impromptu Mumford and Sons tribute myself but a stripper would probably get more people to come a stripper and a shrimp bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    I was kinda hoping for an impromptu Mumford and Sons tribute myself but a stripper would probably get more people to come a stripper and a shrimp bar
    Being at a funeral and being forced to listen to Mumford and Sons would make me jealous of the dead person not having to hear it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Being at a funeral and being forced to listen to Mumford and Sons would make me jealous of the dead person not having to hear it



    I would slap you but you are underage and jail really is not my thing, no way I could upload my photos and type poorly with 30 minutes of dial up, so for now... You live...now... FOR NOW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post





    I would slap you but you are underage and jail really is not my thing, no way I could upload my photos and type poorly with 30 minutes of dial up, so for now... You live...now... FOR NOW
    29 is underage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    When you look 15, yes. I look 16, so I understand how that makes you feel.
    That statement makes no sense

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    Can you explain to me what the mother of the dead guy and the wife of the dead guy do all the strippers humping his casket because that must be awkward...

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    She's saying you're underage because of me joking around saying you are 15.
    I look like a 16 yr old, even had a fucking 14 yr old hitting on me yesterday, so I know how you feel being told you look 15.

    Jeez, understand how my brain works!
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    Can you explain to me what the mother of the dead guy and the wife of the dead guy do all the strippers humping his casket because that must be awkward...
    Pretty sure the strippers weren't near the coffin while dancing. It seems like they had a small stage they performed on

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    I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing this kinda crap in the States. Everything has to be a big look-at-me-see-how-creative-and-unique-I-am spectacular. Remember the days when birthday parties and baby showers and weddings didn't have to have a theme? Jeebus. Weddings and funerals are brutally overpriced affairs as it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Pretty sure the strippers weren't near the coffin while dancing. It seems like they had a small stage they performed on
    ok, I thought they just cropped out where she was standing on the casket, you know that area of the world has very specific, acquired taste... like squid porn and shit

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    oh jesus.... oh god.... I knew when I googled "squid porn" it was probably not a good idea. Then when it asked me to turn off my safe search, I DEFINITELY knew I should not say yes... but I did... and will NEVER be the same, not ever.


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    i saw a show about funeral strippers and thought it was awesome. why does someone always have to kill fun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing this kinda crap in the States. Everything has to be a big look-at-me-see-how-creative-and-unique-I-am spectacular. Remember the days when birthday parties and baby showers and weddings didn't have to have a theme? Jeebus. Weddings and funerals are brutally overpriced affairs as it is.


    You guys had the GG Allin funeral though, so you're already way ahead in the of field of obscenely unique funerals

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    You guys had the GG Allin funeral though, so you're already way ahead in the of field of obscenely unique funerals
    I'm glad you brought it up! Someone had to!
    That still remains my favourite funeral story.

    My friends can feel free to get strippers to rock up to mine, with my absolute blessing.
    Someone has to put the fun (OK, utter tastelessness) in funeral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini View Post
    I'm glad you brought it up! Someone had to!
    That still remains my favourite funeral story.

    My friends can feel free to get strippers to rock up to mine, with my absolute blessing.
    Someone has to put the fun (OK, utter tastelessness) in funeral.



    Lol, mine too, though I think I'm glad I missed attending. I couldn't believe how tiny his thread was the first time I saw it. I was really surprised he didn't get more MDS attention. Maybe it'd help if we bump it with THE vid & pix - doesn't look like there were ever linked.

    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthrea...6273-G-G-Allin

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Lol, mine too, though I think I'm glad I missed attending. I couldn't believe how tiny his thread was the first time I saw it. I was really surprised he didn't get more MDS attention. Maybe it'd help if we bump it with THE vid & pix - doesn't look like there were ever linked.

    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthrea...6273-G-G-Allin
    For some reason I'm having trouble opening threads on MDS, think my tablet is being annoying.

    I think I posted in a GG thread years ago on here.
    I never knew there was funeral footage! I'm going to have watch that now.😀

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini View Post
    For some reason I'm having trouble opening threads on MDS, think my tablet is being annoying.

    I think I posted in a GG thread years ago on here.
    I never knew there was funeral footage! I'm going to have watch that now.��

    Hmm, now that I think about it, I can't remember if it was actually funeral footage or just still pix of the funeral interspersed with other footage. It's all a bit vague & blurry. & my tablet doesn't like ytube right now (+ ytube doesn't like Australia much anyway) so I can't check.




    ETA cool. I did remember something accurately






    Also, here are some more funeral strippers to get us back on topic



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    Ok that is just too weird for me, I'm out lol

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