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    okie dokie

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Forgive the bump, but according to most of your posts, this should be a comprehensive list?


    You're thinking recent list. I was talking 97-2007. It was awesome back then.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Can someone tell me where my sanity is?


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Can someone tell me where my sanity is?
    It's with Sassypants...lost upstairs somewhere. Ask Alan, he might know
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Don't know why this song popped in my head..
    Where is my mind?
    Where is my mind?
    Waahhyy out in the water, see it swimmin'


    "Theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang from a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes, your common sense".... JIM GARRISON

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    How the fuck did I miss this the first time around?!!!
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassypants View Post
    Yea me too. Tonight hubby told me he found out he was facing a few yrs. Someone I Thought was a friend said he'd be there for me, then told my hubby he'd be my "man" while he was away. I didn't sign on for any of this crap. They wanna act like it's a suprise that I'd haul ass to get my head together but really...I don't want ANY part of that life and I needed time...I still need time...can't deal with that crap. I'm sorry I worried my parents and friends but yea, I'm a bit mind fucked and I need some time. Some time away from ALL of you guys and time to think on my OWN!!!
    You guys are just angling for the



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    Sassypants shall now be known as crazypants.

    I am sick as hell, and these GIFs killled me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassypants View Post
    Yea me too. Tonight hubby told me he found out he was facing a few yrs. Someone I Thought was a friend said he'd be there for me, then told my hubby he'd be my "man" while he was away. I didn't sign on for any of this crap. They wanna act like it's a suprise that I'd haul ass to get my head together but really...I don't want ANY part of that life and I needed time...I still need time...can't deal with that crap. I'm sorry I worried my parents and friends but yea, I'm a bit mind fucked and I need some time. Some time away from ALL of you guys and time to think on my OWN!!!
    I just saw this.

    I like how this is somehow our fault.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    I just saw this.

    I like how this is somehow our fault.
    I don't think she was blaming us. I think it was one of those messages to the other person writing on her account.

    I mean for reals, if this was our fault then we deserve a super big prize for a major WIN - because this was epic.

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    How did I miss this? This is amazing!!
    "A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Man, some people's crazy runs so damn deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    Man, some people's crazy runs so damn deep.
    Right???
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Right???
    I kind of got lost in the crazy for a bit, but I'm hoping that that was all a joke she was trying to play on us. Tell me she can't be that crazy where all that was serious, right?
    "A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    You're thinking recent list. I was talking 97-2007. It was awesome back then.
    Haha I was wondering when you'd see it. So what did you do in 2008 to destroy it all, change deodorant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Haha I was wondering when you'd see it. So what did you do in 2008 to destroy it all, change deodorant?
    Wish I knew.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Only on MDS do I see this kind of crazy. Got to love the crazy though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    Don't know why this song popped in my head..
    Where is my mind?
    Where is my mind?
    Waahhyy out in the water, see it swimmin'
    My favorite band. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Haha I was wondering when you'd see it. So what did you do in 2008 to destroy it all, change deodorant?
    He joined this forum.
    "A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    Don't know why this song popped in my head..
    Where is my mind?
    Where is my mind?
    Waahhyy out in the water, see it swimmin'
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    My favorite band. Ever.
    I love 'em, too :)
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    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    I am wondering about this being a joke, I have a feeling it's not. As crazy as it was, when it seemed like the real sassy was posting, she seemed to be telling the truth (as much as I can tell from someone I don't know, typing something...lol) I haven't seen a post from her since, so I'm a little worried. Is anyone else?


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I am wondering about this being a joke, I have a feeling it's not. As crazy as it was, when it seemed like the real sassy was posting, she seemed to be telling the truth (as much as I can tell from someone I don't know, typing something...lol) I haven't seen a post from her since, so I'm a little worried. Is anyone else?
    All those posts were written by the same person. I have no doubt. Sassypants' little punctuation quirk gave her away.. this.. the two-thirds ellipsis.. It's used liberally in posts made by both Sassy and the "husband".. in this thread as well as the apology thread.

    There's also a lot of THIS!!! and THIS??! in the posts!!!!??

    All written by the same cat.


    You're just too sweet, Nic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Not your business View Post
    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    Here's the proof:


    Posts from the husband ... who, according to Sassypants, was actually her ex-husband masquerading as her current husband?










    Quote Originally Posted by Not your business View Post
    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    Sorry for the triple post It wouldn't let me put all the screen shots in one post ...



    Here are posts by Miss Sassy as herself:











    Quote Originally Posted by Not your business View Post
    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    I'm so confused. Is Sassy really Lana who is really Marcie, the exprosecutorlady who drank Bactine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sassypants View Post
    It's not a damn joke. I can't find my wife. if u know anyhing please help. call 3863280800 or message me
    did anyone actually call?
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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