"I'm 124 sandwiches away from an engagement ring"

[Seraphim]

http://nypost.com/2013/09/24/i-wooed...th-a-sandwich/

Since last June, a young woman has attracted attention from culinary world icons such as Emeril Lagasse, Michael White and Ken Friedman with 300sandwiches.com, a beautifully photographed blog that documents her quest to woo her boyfriend with bread-and-meat creations. We now reveal that the woman behind the blog is our very own Page Six senior reporter, STEPHANIE SMITH. Here, she tells her story ? and shares some recipes.

And let it begin............

[g r ee n ey e s]

I get the sentiment while I think she is going to get shit for the example. She went the 'feed your man' route. Good luck to her. Although something tells me if he isn't proposing after sharing all of your lives in 1500 different ways together, it might never happen.

[emmieslost]

i just wanna throw up all over this story.

[g r ee n ey e s]

Doing small things to make your partner feel special or loved should be a given. Counting down the sandwiches is pathetic. 512 sandwiches down without a proposal and she is going to be a psychotic bitch.

"YOU PROMISED ME A RING!!!"

"Bitch, it was a figure of speech."

[Seraphim]

That's the thing though. She's actually counting down. She did calculations on how old she'd be once she hit 300 ...how to hit that number quicker so they could get started on babies...etc. She's the real life version of Monica on Friends.

[beli]

here is what i posted on sera's wall

"also, why would you want to marry a guy like that? "oh, you're 300 away from an engagement ring, so make like a fool and do as i want. make me a sammich!!!" "oh, i made him a sandwich to make up for me being 45 minutes late to dinner the night before". bitch, you are really setting yourself up for a shit marriage."


"How about wonderful conversations? How about going on little adventures? How about anything other than being able to make sure the lettuce is lined up perfectly with the bread? Oh my God, this woman has me all worked up. She needs to take that damn blog down. She's embarrassing women."

[g r ee n ey e s]

Especially after writing a fucking article about it, if I was her man I would have to ask for some space.

"Maybe you should move out, things are moving too quickly for me and I am think it's more like 1000 sandwiches, at the least."

[Seraphim]

Especially after writing a fucking article about it, if I was her man I would have to ask for some space.

"Maybe you should move out, things are moving too quickly for me and I am think it's more like 1000 sandwiches, at the least."

I would totally do that shit if I was him. Imagine the arguments? "You want to act like a bitch?! Well, add 20 sandwiches to your goal. ADD EM BITCH!"

[beli]

ahahahahahaha

[g r ee n ey e s]

You know he is at the job laughing with his friends..

"Duuuuude, you totally got this broad to make you sandwiches with no complaint and all because she thinks you will propose to her?? SCORE!!"

[Shins]

I wonder why women treat an engagement like winning the life lottery..

[Seraphim]

All I have to say is:

If he equates your sandwiches to kissing and sex: You're doing both of those wrong.

[M Joy]

this is hilarious

[g r ee n ey e s]

I wonder why women treat an engagement like winning the life lottery..

For some chicks, I think they feel that is all life is worth living for. A ring, a ceremony, a party, the white picket fence and maybe some kids. Or, THERE BETTER BE KIDS!! The sad part is that when they get those things most times they are as unhappy as ever.

I am not cut from that cloth.

All I have to say is:

If he equates your sandwiches to kissing and sex: You're doing both of those wrong.

Fucking AMEN.

[bowieluva]

Also someone should point out that her boyfriend is gay.

Not just based on this picture but because what guy is like FUCK FUCKING IN THE MORNING, BITCH MAKE ME A SAMMICH.

“You women read all these magazines to get advice on how to keep a man, and it’s so easy,” he says. “We’re not complex. Just do something nice for us. Like make a sandwich.”

This is a repulsive, repugnant story.

[Seraphim]

True!

I look at my husband wrong an he's like "Let's bone!" This dude? "Hey, I need a sandwich." Priorities.

He's either a pole smoker or he's got a tape worm.

[emmieslost]

Ten sandwiches or so in, I did the math. Three sandwiches a week, times four weeks a month, times 12 months a year, meant I wouldn’t be done until I was deep into my 30s. How would I finish 300 sandwiches in time for us to get engaged, married and have babies before I exited my childbearing years?

http://jezebel.com/lady-earns-engage...hes-1383822830

i just gotta mention that her math fucking sucks.

[bermstalker]

They both sound dumb. A match made in heaven. I predict divorce within 2 years after she tells him to fuck off and make his own sandwich.

Or he'll wait until it's one sandwich away then dump her for her friend.

[g r ee n ey e s]

She has to be the first woman ever not to be offended by being told to make a sandwich.

[Ron_NYC]

They both sound dumb. A match made in heaven. I predict divorce within 2 years after she tells him to fuck off and make his own sandwich.

Or he'll wait until it's one sandwich away then dump her for her MALE friend.

Fixed.

She has to be the first woman ever not to be offended by being told to make a sandwich.

Slow down.

[bowieluva]

I would say that anyone who puts conditions on their relationship like that is an asshole who A) doesn't want to get married and B) will be worse and worse down the line.

However, I also think this is all fake to sell her book.

[g r ee n ey e s]

I would say that anyone who puts conditions on their relationship like that is an asshole who A) doesn't want to get married and B) will be worse and worse down the line.

However, I also think this is all fake to sell her book.

Too late, I don't like her.

[bowieluva]

Too late, I don't like her.

Oh I don't like her. She's still advocating something archaic and sexist.

[g r ee n ey e s]

Oh I don't like her. She's still advocating something archaic and sexist.

Is it a cook book?? She better be wearing high heels and a little frilly apron!!

[Shins]

All of this is making me want a sandwich...