I can't stop with the giggles. It will go on all night until I fall asleep. First of all, why does everything happen when we wear white?

Ok. First Holy Communion, what, six years old? I was in Church sitting in the pew in my little white dress, and I farted loudly. Nobody knew it was me. The next one came out as liquid all over my white dress. I don't remember what happened next, but if I blocked it completely it must have been a really bad experience.