COFFEE

[Shins]

Okay but as i said, i couldn't find it either but i did look so i did not think it was going to be such a big deal. . And can you ask your minion buddy here ^ to get the fuck up off me? Thank you.

If you freak the fuck out anytime someone calls your shit on the internet, you're doing it wrong.

[bowieluva]

Discuss coffee.

[Beantown Bitch]

Bitch you have no clue, if you think this is me freaking out you are sad. LMAO

[Shins]

I need some right meow.

[Beantown Bitch]

Discuss coffee.

How many do you have in a day? I don't drink it too much but i can't drink it without creme either. No creme, no coffee. Just doesn't taste the same with milk.

[Shins]

Discuss coffee.

I need some right meow.

Bitch you have no clue, if you think this is me freaking out you are sad. LMAO

Or this means you have the temper scale of a 8yr old boy.

[Beantown Bitch]

Shins, shut the hell up for once in your life. jeeeshhhhhh.

[Beantown Bitch]

HAHAAA omg! SEE this ?? I told you, i called it! heheheeeeeeee Should i go for 3 B?? lol

[beli]

Well, this is keeping me awake since my coffee isn't

[emmieslost]

i had a big iced coffee around 4 o'clock and i'm kicking myself for not making sun tea today. who needs sleep anyway? totally overrated.

[Beantown Bitch]

I'm not big on iced coffee. I do like a nice mocha frappe though.

[alaina02]

My coffee is definitely broken today. Its 1:30 and I still feel asleep.

[Shins]

My coffee is definitely broken today. Its 1:30 and I still feel asleep.

Mine too. I can't wake up today to save my life.

[alaina02]

I never drink coffee in the afternoon, but today might be an exception.

[alaina02]

oh hell yeah, my coffee is working at full speed today!!!!

[Shins]

People don't know how to make coffee. My office coffee tastes like shit. Everyone asks when I'm going to make it because I'm actually able to make a decent pot that's not mud with no coffee grinds in it. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE ASSHOLES.

[alaina02]

We have a coffee bar at work. Needless to say, everyone hangs out there.

[I doubt it]

People don't know how to make coffee. My office coffee tastes like shit. Everyone asks when I'm going to make it because I'm actually able to make a decent pot that's not mud with no coffee grinds in it. IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE ASSHOLES.

No, it's cleaning!
Get an index card and write instructions.

[Shins]

No, it's cleaning!
Get an index card and write instructions.

There's already a huge sign aimed at targeting these assholes.

In a nutshell, it says that if you're not making coffee when a pot is empty (and decent coffee at that), you will be thrown in a pit with a hungry tiger.


/true story.

[gypsy1197]

lol

[I doubt it]

This is as close as I get to being a happy drunk these days. I was left alone with a pot of COFFEE!~~~~~~~~~~
Need more Neil Diamond!

[Artemis]

There is a starbucks in the hospital, but they don't open till 6:30 am and close at 1PM. WTF. I don't get it. Fortunately we are connected to UCSD campus and they have a cafe. I am not an insane person without coffee, but it is nice since this is the first time in my fucking life to wake up at 4:30 am and such. I go to sleep at 10PM like an 80 year old. Just weird that a hospital cafe would have such strange hours given that there is so much round the clock staff and reason for business.

[animosity]

i'm having another one of those days where i make the coffee and then try to put the giant can away... into the microwave!

seriously, i tried a bunch of angles until i finally realized that the reason it doesn't fit is because coffee doesn't belong in the microwave. it was like a kid with one of those square pegs game.

[Shins]

LOL

Been there. Just with different things.

[animosity]

i've had to dump the water 3 times today because there are grounds clogging the line. how the fuck am i supposed to start my day without coffee?