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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    So I was bored and browsing the medical examiners site, found this and was like, holy shit:

    Manner Of Death: SUICIDE
    Cause Of Death: DECAPITATION


    Post who it is in a thread.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    How is that even possible?
    Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

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    Quote Originally Posted by marycontrary View Post
    How is that even possible?
    Table saw
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Table saw

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Just a guess

    Yes. I have a sick mind. I'm here, aren't I?
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Apparently there is this thing called internal decapitation where your head is still on top of your body but everything inside is detached from each other. I think that could happen with hanging if you jump from high enough.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Apparently there is this thing called internal decapitation where your head is still on top of your body but everything inside is detached from each other. I think that could happen with hanging if you jump from high enough.
    I would think they would say "Internal Decapitation by Hanging" then though. Wouldn't they be more specific?
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I just knew when I went to bed at half time that NE was going to come back from the dead. I told my husband so.

    I hate Roger Goodell, so I LOL'ed at this picture


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    Some of the commercials

    Lumber 84


    Snickers


    Bai

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    kia The whales need you


    a better superbowl


    and the promo for Stranger Things 2

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    The Melissa McCarthy ad was my favorite. I'm not even sure what it was for, but it was fun.

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    Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer on SNL was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer on SNL was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
    I love that they're cut about him being played by a woman
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    gangsta rap does not help the youth
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    DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOUR BITCH THAT PUSSY POPPIN

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    Yay everybody its Daisy, hey Daisy. I noticed from the get go that Spicer is a dorky worm with his trouble speaking. Spicy needs a big boy nap.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Wha? I has a confused.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Yay everybody its Daisy, hey Daisy.
    ...

    r u drunk pukie?
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    gangsta rap does not help the youth
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    DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOUR BITCH THAT PUSSY POPPIN

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    Actually I was so drunk I fell on my face and now I have a black eye.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Actually I was so drunk I fell on my face and now I have a black eye.
    HAHA ohhh. That's shittttty.
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    gangsta rap does not help the youth
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    DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOUR BITCH THAT PUSSY POPPIN

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    Do we have a thread on the nutcase that is Carolyn Heckert?

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Do we have a thread on the nutcase that is Carolyn Heckert?
    Hubby and I just watched this Dateline. What a loony tune!
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Hubby and I just watched this Dateline. What a loony tune!
    I just finished watching it too! The lipstick on the mirror and shit would really freak me out.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Yay everybody its Daisy, hey Daisy. I noticed from the get go that Spicer is a dorky worm with his trouble speaking. Spicy needs a big boy nap.
    haaaaaaaaaaa!

    Puke might be drunk but he is also quoting from the SNL skit

    McCarthy as Spicer refers to self in third person as spicy and talks about his big boy naps.

    Watch it!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...icle-1.2970257

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    Bill (Julie Mott thread) has been arrested.

    http://www.ksat.com/news/defenders/j...assing-charges

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Bill (Julie Mott thread) has been arrested.

    http://www.ksat.com/news/defenders/j...assing-charges


    Ooooh, Billy Bonkers was ordered to give a DNA sample. Interesting.

    And he just can't stay away from that funeral home, eh?

    Thanks for the update, rbw!
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    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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