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    definitely gleeking.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    definitely gleeking.
    I thought so.....I wasn't sure though.


    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I find it hilarious that YOU are acting all high and mighty toward us when you're posting on here just like anyone else and in addition, defending a murderer. A child murderer, at that. Go fuck a Popsicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Are you sure it wasn't STFU?
    no, apparently it means "cracking the fuck up"
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    no, apparently it means "cracking the fuck up"
    Oh I am really out of the loop

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    no, apparently it means "cracking the fuck up"
    I guess LOL is old fashioned now.

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    I can gleek after I eat sour things.

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    I used to gleek by habit when I was in elementary school. Thank goodness it didn't roll over into my adulthood. Could you imagine having a conversation with someone while your spewing saliva at them?


    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I find it hilarious that YOU are acting all high and mighty toward us when you're posting on here just like anyone else and in addition, defending a murderer. A child murderer, at that. Go fuck a Popsicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faq_q View Post
    I used to gleek by habit when I was in elementary school. Thank goodness it didn't roll over into my adulthood. Could you imagine having a conversation with someone while your spewing saliva at them?
    I can't give you anymore rep but this made me lol. I used to "gleek" in a "fleek" way, where I actually had control of it.

    Some guy from my work always answers his tickets with, "FWIW". I had to google this one, too!

    Oh, and I remember when FTW came out.. yeah, I always thought that one was "Fuck the world"

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    I still don't know what fleek means and I saw it today.

    Have we answered that here? Did I miss it?


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    I still don't know what fleek means and I saw it today.

    Have we answered that here? Did I miss it?
    It may not have been established but once I saw "fetch", it all clicked to me!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fleek

    Apparently to the smarty pantses (<--- word?) at urban dictionary, it means, "on point"

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    What a stupid word.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soultosqueeze View Post
    I can't give you anymore rep but this made me lol. I used to "gleek" in a "fleek" way, where I actually had control of it.

    Some guy from my work always answers his tickets with, "FWIW". I had to google this one, too!

    Oh, and I remember when FTW came out.. yeah, I always thought that one was "Fuck the world"
    me too! I had to look it up a few times, along with smh just to rememeber what they meant. oh, and bae, kept forgetting what that "really" meant.
    people these days....don't understand them lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    me too! I had to look it up a few times, along with smh just to rememeber what they meant. oh, and bae, kept forgetting what that "really" meant.
    people these days....don't understand them lol
    I still don't understand bae! How did that one even develop?! I swear people just think of ridiculous words or acronyms and make them popular by repetition.

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    i think i was posting about this here. they found the guy and he's worse than anyone thought.

    Authorities 'pretty confident' man arrested is VVC assault suspect

    Man allegedly exposed himself to teen girls, pleads not guilty to child annoyance, molestation charges



    VICTORVILLE — A 26-year-old Victorville man who pleaded not guilty Thursday to six counts of child annoyance and molestation charges after allegedly exposing himself to, and masturbating in front of, several teenage girls, is also believed to be connected to two assaults at Victor Valley College and another at a furniture store on Amargosa Road that occurred earlier this year, according to authorities.

    San Bernardino County Sheriff's officials said in a Thursday news release that David Vargas was arrested Tuesday after allegedly approaching seven teenage girls and exposing himself to them over the past six months. He also reportedly masturbated in front of four of them, according to authorities.

    Sgt. Dave Burgess said Thursday evening that he was "pretty confident" Vargas is the same man suspected of two separate assaults at Victor Valley College and a third attack in front of Ashley Furniture in January. That suspect has remained at large since January.

    Sheriff's discovered Vargas was potentially responsible for the assaults after searching his vehicle. He was involved in a traffic collision at the intersection of Seneca and Hesperia roads Tuesday, according to Burgess. Sheriff's deputies found suspicious license plates in his trunk that did not belong to the vehicle, he said.

    Vargas' first incident of indecent exposure, not involved with his suspected January attacks, reportedly occurred on Sept. 4 when Sheriff's officials said Vargas approached a 17-year-old girl who was walking to school near La Mesa Road and Stanford Driver and asked her for directions to the mall. Authorities say Vargas proceeded to pull down his pants and masturbate in front of the teenager.

    Vargas allegedly followed similar tactics with several of his next few victims, reportedly asking for directions to the mall before exposing himself and masturbating. Authorities said that between Jan. 7 and March 16, Vargas approached at least six girls in the areas of Arvill and Princeton drives, and Mesa Linda Avenue and Dos Palmas Road. The girls ranged in age from 13 to 15 years old.

    Vargas would reportedly approach the teens in his car and follow them after they would try to walk away. He was seen driving a 2001 white Chevrolet Malibu and later a 1996 black Nissan Maxima, according to the release.

    Vargas is being held at the High Desert Detention Center on multiple counts of annoying and molesting children with a prior conviction, and is being held in lieu of $350,000.

    San Bernardino County Court records show he could be facing prison time if found guilty of the six counts of annoying and molesting children.

    Sheriff's officials believe that Vargas committed similar acts that have not been reported. Anyone with information regarding the alleged crimes is asked to call Detective Rodney Gardner at the Victorville Station at 760-241-2911. Callers wishing to remain anonymous are urged to call the WeTip Hotline at 800-78-CRIME or leave information on the WeTip Hotline at www.wetip.com.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    I still don't know what fleek means and I saw it today.

    Have we answered that here? Did I miss it?
    Look it up. It can't be explained. You need to see the video.

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    If you need a laugh - http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/groupo...ex-joke-163737

    Groupon Posted This Product on Facebook, Then Replied to Everyone Who Made a Sex Joke




    The original post on the Groupon Facebook where they have more replies now -

    https://www.facebook.com/Groupon.US/...type=1&theater
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    OMG, Beli. That shit is hysterical. Quite a few of those made me lol out loud.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    OMG, Beli. That shit is hysterical. Quite a few of those made me lol out loud.
    same here i had the baby on my chest rocking her to sleep when i was reading them and started laughing i snorted. luckily she didn't wake up haha
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who snorts. That shit was priceless. Whoever is writing those replies is comedy gold.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soultosqueeze View Post
    Fetch!

    The girl was dead serious. Two things concern me here: 1) I am old and not down with the lingo anymore. 2) I thought fleeking was when your gland in your mouth squirts saliva out..
    http://gawker.com/chick-fil-a-manage...nin-1657027187

    This article is awesome and will fill you in. Read the comments, it helps with slang education.

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    man, these scammers are relentless. about bugging us now. on purpose. just for fun and just to talk. they have called 12 times in a row today. i flushed the toilet on them last time and they tried once after that but i just clicked to connect and put the phone down so they hung up.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    man, these scammers are relentless. about bugging us now. on purpose. just for fun and just to talk. they have called 12 times in a row today. i flushed the toilet on them last time and they tried once after that but i just clicked to connect and put the phone down so they hung up.
    My mom used to do that all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    same here i had the baby on my chest rocking her to sleep when i was reading them and started laughing i snorted. luckily she didn't wake up haha
    Baby? Holy shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Baby? Holy shit.
    Yes Ron. Beli had a baby girl a little over a month ago. Welcome to MDS lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Yes Ron. Beli had a baby girl a little over a month ago. Welcome to MDS lol.
    Thanks! You guys seem OK.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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