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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    I cant.stop.puking 2 days in a row with no sleep and being sick. Usually I pass out after I puke, but nope. I got Zofran, barfed it up. I havent been this sick since pregnancy.

    My husband is barfy too.

    I have to somehow drag my ass out of bed and get my spawn to school in 5 hours.

    FML.

    Oh yeah, the best part is, my mom is out of town, so I went to get more zofran for me and Tim, and I barfed in her bath tub. So I get to clean that up tomorrow.

    I feel like I took Augmentin (which Im allergic to) no food left but still heaving.

    Jesus Christ someone come to Ohio and shoot me.
    Are you pregnant?

    Sorry that smiley seemed appropriate haha


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Are you pregnant?

    Sorry that smiley seemed appropriate haha
    I thought that as well, but her hubby is sick too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    I thought that as well, but her hubby is sick too.
    Maybe, he's pregnant as well. Congratulations!
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    I don't have a thousand dollars hanging around to buy a fart in a jar lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Maybe, he's pregnant as well. Congratulations!
    That could be it ~ yes, congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Maybe, he's pregnant as well. Congratulations!
    Twins? lol.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    OMG I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. I have an IUD.

    Also Austin was puking Sunday night. So it would be triplets

    My nephew asked my son where babies are made, and he said "the uterus" We were floored he knew that. Then they asked "how does the baby come out?" My nephew who is older than him said "the girl's butt". Austin said "well they make a gentle cut in the uterus, and pull the baby out really carefully" WHO IS THIS KID.
    Last edited by Angiebla; 09-26-2025 at 07:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    OMG I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. I have an IUD.
    It's highly unlikely since you both are sick, but if you think you could be truly be pregnant you should test. When people do get pregnant with an IUD it is often en ectopic pregnancy.

    eta: I see you edited after I posted and the likelihood is almost non-existent, but since you were saying it earlier I wanted to point it out.
    Last edited by raisedbywolves; 09-26-2025 at 07:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    OMG I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. I have an IUD.

    Also Austin was puking Sunday night. So it would be triplets

    My nephew asked my son where babies are made, and he said "the uterus" We were floored he knew that. Then they asked "how does the baby come out?" My nephew who is older than him said "the girl's butt". Austin said "well they make a gentle cut in the uterus, and pull the baby out really carefully" WHO IS THIS KID.
    Austin is wise in his ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    It's highly unlikely since you both are sick, but if you think you could be truly be pregnant you should test. When people do get pregnant with an IUD it is often en ectopic pregnancy.
    Yes its very dangerous. The way the coils are placed, if sperm got through (unlikely) it would connect with the egg way up there in the fallopian tube.

    Im not late yet, but if I am I will do the EPT 4 days before missed period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    OMG I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. I have an IUD.

    Also Austin was puking Sunday night. So it would be triplets

    My nephew asked my son where babies are made, and he said "the uterus" We were floored he knew that. Then they asked "how does the baby come out?" My nephew who is older than him said "the girl's butt". Austin said "well they make a gentle cut in the uterus, and pull the baby out really carefully" WHO IS THIS KID.
    Haha years ago I was watching a movie where a woman was giving birth, my oldest son (who was probably about 9 or 10 at the time) saw it as he was walking by and goes "eww, the baby comes out of her butt!?!?!" I was dying. Of course a little boy would think that, if he doesn't know girls have another "hole."


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Haha years ago I was watching a movie where a woman was giving birth, my oldest son (who was probably about 9 or 10 at the time) saw it as he was walking by and goes "eww, the baby comes out of her butt!?!?!" I was dying. Of course a little boy would think that, if he doesn't know girls have another "hole."
    I asked him how the baby comes out if they dont cut open the uterus, and he said it never comes out.


    I slept through the night and didnt barf up my meds. *knock on wood*

    My husband did come and check on me at like 1 when he got home, and he said i was burning up, I said my stomach hurt, so he gave me a zofran and ibprofen. I do not recall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    OMG I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. I have an IUD.

    Also Austin was puking Sunday night. So it would be triplets

    My nephew asked my son where babies are made, and he said "the uterus" We were floored he knew that. Then they asked "how does the baby come out?" My nephew who is older than him said "the girl's butt". Austin said "well they make a gentle cut in the uterus, and pull the baby out really carefully" WHO IS THIS KID.
    it's a bug and it's in NY but unlike you I haven't barfed. My issue is a bit lower and towards the back. I'm on hour #13 of running to the bathroom. (TMI yet?) apparently it's a tummy bog that's zipping through our area. Yay me!

    Needless to say I'm housebound today but ...

    I'm also houseguest free for today. Let the frolicking begin (hah!)

    My brother comes back from NC tomorrow, the in laws are in the Falls for the kite thing. They'll be back a week from today. The wedding is in 13 days.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    I am going to a wedding this weekend and the whole thing is outside

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    I am going to a wedding this weekend and the whole thing is outside
    Is the weather bad there now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    Is the weather bad there now?
    Its going to be 50 fucking degrees. My dress is pretty sturdy, but Im going to be freezing.

    Its an hour and a half away and I *just* found out no children AND its outside. My dad has an aggressive dog so he cant watch him *eyeroll* so my guy friend stepped in. I will be fine leaving early, I dont want to dance in the cold, plus my dress is super long.

    I dont drink, either does my sister, but my husband will be drunk and annoying. My family LOVES him because he gets drunk and dances, life of the party. I will be in the corner judging They drink a lot.

    At my one cousin's wedding, I left at 10:30 with my step dad, mom, BIL and sister. My husband stayed and partied. He woke me up at like 2 stumbling in the door.

    Hes still under 40, so Im letting him do his thing. All of us 40+ (besides my drunkard aunts and uncles) hang out together.

    I am in the I Do Not Care club, and they should just be happy I came

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Its going to be 50 fucking degrees. My dress is pretty sturdy, but Im going to be freezing.

    Its an hour and a half away and I *just* found out no children AND its outside. My dad has an aggressive dog so he cant watch him *eyeroll* so my guy friend stepped in. I will be fine leaving early, I dont want to dance in the cold, plus my dress is super long.

    I dont drink, either does my sister, but my husband will be drunk and annoying. My family LOVES him because he gets drunk and dances, life of the party. I will be in the corner judging They drink a lot.

    At my one cousin's wedding, I left at 10:30 with my step dad, mom, BIL and sister. My husband stayed and partied. He woke me up at like 2 stumbling in the door.

    Hes still under 40, so Im letting him do his thing. All of us 40+ (besides my drunkard aunts and uncles) hang out together.

    I am in the I Do Not Care club, and they should just be happy I came
    Yikes - that is cold for an outdoor wedding! Do you have pictures of the dress you will be wearing?

    I love that you are part of the do not care club ~ you go girl!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Its going to be 50 fucking degrees. My dress is pretty sturdy, but Im going to be freezing.

    Its an hour and a half away and I *just* found out no children AND its outside. My dad has an aggressive dog so he cant watch him *eyeroll* so my guy friend stepped in. I will be fine leaving early, I dont want to dance in the cold, plus my dress is super long.

    I dont drink, either does my sister, but my husband will be drunk and annoying. My family LOVES him because he gets drunk and dances, life of the party. I will be in the corner judging They drink a lot.

    At my one cousin's wedding, I left at 10:30 with my step dad, mom, BIL and sister. My husband stayed and partied. He woke me up at like 2 stumbling in the door.

    Hes still under 40, so Im letting him do his thing. All of us 40+ (besides my drunkard aunts and uncles) hang out together.

    I am in the I Do Not Care club, and they should just be happy I came
    I would just wear a long, warm coat.

    The worst is outdoor weddings when it's super hot. I just went to one in August that was outside, it was over 100 degress and I was sweating EVERYWHERE. It was awful. I will take being cold over being hot and sticky any day lol.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I would just wear a long, warm coat.

    The worst is outdoor weddings when it's super hot. I just went to one in August that was outside, it was over 100 degress and I was sweating EVERYWHERE. It was awful. I will take being cold over being hot and sticky any day lol.
    That is true. It was like that for my step sisters wedding, and my hair was soaked in the front for pictures, and I passed out. But the reception was nice and cool. All my make up was melted off, and I passed out as I was going to go into the reception. The church was hot, the limo was hot, it sucked.

    So apparently there are tents set up, so it wont be too bad. My long coat is from highschool, and I wore it to a baptism recently. It still fits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    Yikes - that is cold for an outdoor wedding! Do you have pictures of the dress you will be wearing?

    I love that you are part of the do not care club ~ you go girl!
    I will take a pic the day of, because it looks like a tent when its not on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    I will take a pic the day of, because it looks like a tent when its not on me.
    Sounds good ~ and post it in preemie.

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    Two things annoyed me today

    1 went to the dentist. Found out I have a cavity UNDER A CROWN THEY PUT ON LESS THAN A YEAR AGO. and I need another crown on top of fixing that one god dammit.

    My original appointment was in November. It is kismit they called me this morning to come in. I get the work done Mon the 20th and my husbands insurance stops (and we get the crappy insurance) on the 25th. Thank the lawd for that.

    ETA They just called, my deductible has been reached my crown is going to be $1400

    2 I was cleaning those big green balls (I think they are walnuts?) off my porch bc they rot the wood. An animal climbed up the tree, and shook them off, and one fell on my fucking head. FML.

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    DOUBLE GOD DAMMIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Two things annoyed me today

    1 went to the dentist. Found out I have a cavity UNDER A CROWN THEY PUT ON LESS THAN A YEAR AGO. and I need another crown on top of fixing that one god dammit.

    My original appointment was in November. It is kismit they called me this morning to come in. I get the work done Mon the 20th and my husbands insurance stops (and we get the crappy insurance) on the 25th. Thank the lawd for that.

    ETA They just called, my deductible has been reached my crown is going to be $1400

    2 I was cleaning those big green balls (I think they are walnuts?) off my porch bc they rot the wood. An animal climbed up the tree, and shook them off, and one fell on my fucking head. FML.
    Bless your heart. Things can only get better.

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    Today sucks.

    Austin was spam texting people and broke my phone.

    My husband left a HUGE bag of rice open in the pantry and I was looking for something, and it fell off the shelf and it covered the whole pantry and kitchen floor. Good thing I have a phone breaker to attempt to clean it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Today sucks.

    Austin was spam texting people and broke my phone.

    My husband left a HUGE bag of rice open in the pantry and I was looking for something, and it fell off the shelf and it covered the whole pantry and kitchen floor. Good thing I have a phone breaker to attempt to clean it up.
    We just went through the Beaver moon (largest super moon of 2025) on Wednesday, so that might be why. Hopefully things start looking up for you now.

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