OMG I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT. I have an IUD.
Also Austin was puking Sunday night. So it would be triplets![]()
My nephew asked my son where babies are made, and he said "the uterus"We were floored he knew that. Then they asked "how does the baby come out?" My nephew who is older than him said "the girl's butt". Austin said "well they make a gentle cut in the uterus, and pull the baby out really carefully" WHO IS THIS KID.
It's highly unlikely since you both are sick, but if you think you could be truly be pregnant you should test. When people do get pregnant with an IUD it is often en ectopic pregnancy.
eta: I see you edited after I posted and the likelihood is almost non-existent, but since you were saying it earlier I wanted to point it out.
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Haha years ago I was watching a movie where a woman was giving birth, my oldest son (who was probably about 9 or 10 at the time) saw it as he was walking by and goes "eww, the baby comes out of her butt!?!?!" I was dying. Of course a little boy would think that, if he doesn't know girls have another "hole."
I asked him how the baby comes out if they dont cut open the uterus, and he said it never comes out.
I slept through the night and didnt barf up my meds. *knock on wood*
My husband did come and check on me at like 1 when he got home, and he said i was burning up, I said my stomach hurt, so he gave me a zofran and ibprofen. I do not recall.
it's a bug and it's in NY but unlike you I haven't barfed. My issue is a bit lower and towards the back. I'm on hour #13 of running to the bathroom. (TMI yet?) apparently it's a tummy bog that's zipping through our area. Yay me!
Needless to say I'm housebound today but ...
I'm also houseguest free for today. Let the frolicking begin (hah!)
My brother comes back from NC tomorrow, the in laws are in the Falls for the kite thing. They'll be back a week from today. The wedding is in 13 days.
Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1
Its going to be 50 fucking degrees. My dress is pretty sturdy, but Im going to be freezing.
Its an hour and a half away and I *just* found out no children AND its outside. My dad has an aggressive dog so he cant watch him *eyeroll* so my guy friend stepped in. I will be fine leaving early, I dont want to dance in the cold, plus my dress is super long.
I dont drink, either does my sister, but my husband will be drunk and annoying. My family LOVES him because he gets drunk and dances, life of the party. I will be in the corner judgingThey drink a lot.
At my one cousin's wedding, I left at 10:30 with my step dad, mom, BIL and sister. My husband stayed and partied. He woke me up at like 2 stumbling in the door.
Hes still under 40, so Im letting him do his thing. All of us 40+ (besides my drunkard aunts and uncles) hang out together.
I am in the I Do Not Care club, and they should just be happy I came![]()
That is true. It was like that for my step sisters wedding, and my hair was soaked in the front for pictures, and I passed out. But the reception was nice and cool. All my make up was melted off, and I passed out as I was going to go into the reception. The church was hot, the limo was hot, it sucked.
So apparently there are tents set up, so it wont be too bad. My long coat is from highschool, and I wore it to a baptism recently. It still fits!
Two things annoyed me today
1 went to the dentist. Found out I have a cavity UNDER A CROWN THEY PUT ON LESS THAN A YEAR AGO. and I need another crown on top of fixing that one god dammit.
My original appointment was in November. It is kismit they called me this morning to come in. I get the work done Mon the 20th and my husbands insurance stops (and we get the crappy insurance) on the 25th. Thank the lawd for that.
ETA They just called, my deductible has been reached my crown is going to be $1400![]()
2 I was cleaning those big green balls (I think they are walnuts?) off my porch bc they rot the wood. An animal climbed up the tree, and shook them off, and one fell on my fucking head. FML.
Today sucks.
Austin was spam texting people and broke my phone.
My husband left a HUGE bag of rice open in the pantry and I was looking for something, and it fell off the shelf and it covered the whole pantry and kitchen floor. Good thing I have a phone breaker to attempt to clean it up.
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