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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    I do it with a blank look on my face. But inside I'm looking at the horror on their faces and my inner bitch is laughing.
    The Mr was officially banned from saying "you go girl" because it just seemed so so wrong when he blurted it out.
    That is hilarious. Was it you who banned him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    That is hilarious. Was it you who banned him?
    It was indeed, he really gave me no choice.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    It was indeed, he really gave me no choice.
    My husband said something really random one day (cannot recall what it was), but I put a stop to it immediately.

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    It. Is. Still. August.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    That's a lot of pumpkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    My husband said something really random one day (cannot recall what it was), but I put a stop to it immediately.
    I like to say "totes" because it annoys/makes my husband cringe haha.

    My hubby: you want mexican for lunch?
    Me: totes
    My hubby: ugh, stop!


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I like to say "totes" because it annoys/makes my husband cringe haha.

    My hubby: you want mexican for lunch?
    Me: totes
    My hubby: ugh, stop!
    Ha - I love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I like to say "totes" because it annoys/makes my husband cringe haha.

    My hubby: you want mexican for lunch?
    Me: totes
    My hubby: ugh, stop!
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Yeah, I've had to learn to accept it in Ireland because they consider August to be Autumn here. It goes along the Celtic calendar rather than the traditional one and it's actually pretty accurate! It does start to get to be Fall Like weather here in August and Samhain (Halloween) is traditionally the start of Winter. February is traditionally the start of Spring, May the start of Summer. It's just staggered by a month here.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Yeah, I've had to learn to accept it in Ireland because they consider August to be Autumn here. It goes along the Celtic calendar rather than the traditional one and it's actually pretty accurate! It does start to get to be Fall Like weather here in August and Samhain (Halloween) is traditionally the start of Winter. February is traditionally the start of Spring, May the start of Summer. It's just staggered by a month here.
    Have you all been getting any of the rain from Hurricane Erin?

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    We always get rain so I can't tell where it's from

    We had a bit yesterday and today, but it's normal for here.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    We always get rain so I can't tell where it's from

    We had a bit yesterday and today, but it's normal for here.
    Truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I like to say "totes" because it annoys/makes my husband cringe haha.

    My hubby: you want mexican for lunch?
    Me: totes
    My hubby: ugh, stop!


    He does want me to mention that he's still allowed to say "oh no you din't"

    for now Dave, for now.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    My husband uses EVERY SAYING WRONG. He needed his installer do something important and he said "for shits and giggles can you do that" "Let's play it by year" "go pound dirt"

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    My husband uses EVERY SAYING WRONG. He needed his installer do something important and he said "for shits and giggles can you do that" "Let's play it by year" "go pound dirt"

    that's too funny.
    you go boy!!!!
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    So I cant see shit, because my glasses are scratched the fuck up. Is there anything I can do? Or do I have to go back to the optomitrist?

    I have no clue how they got so bad.

    And i was told to use toothpaste, and it didnt work.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    There's nothing that I know of that can help it. They sell stuff that is SUPPOSED to help with the scratches, but it interferes with the prescription so isn't worth risking ruining the glasses any more than they already are. Unfortunately, it looks like a trip to the optometrist is your only option.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    So I cant see shit, because my glasses are scratched the fuck up. Is there anything I can do? Or do I have to go back to the optomitrist?

    I have no clue how they got so bad.

    And i was told to use toothpaste, and it didnt work.
    Yeah, going or if you know your script, you can order online.


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Thats guys. Thats what I thought.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    I stepped on gum. It got on my pants leg. Now, I'm going to have to try to remove it with vinegar before I can throw it in the washing machine, because some idiot was too lazy to throw their gum in the trash.
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    I don't have a thousand dollars hanging around to buy a fart in a jar lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    I stepped on gum. It got on my pants leg. Now, I'm going to have to try to remove it with vinegar before I can throw it in the washing machine, because some idiot was too lazy to throw their gum in the trash.
    I don't get why people have to be such dicks. Gum is a bitch to try to get out of anything.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    I stepped on gum. It got on my pants leg. Now, I'm going to have to try to remove it with vinegar before I can throw it in the washing machine, because some idiot was too lazy to throw their gum in the trash.
    I seriously dont know how you get that shit off.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    It seems that using a tissue and water while the gum was still sticky on my pants leg, made the gum disintegrate enough for me to just throw in the wash without worrying.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I don't have a thousand dollars hanging around to buy a fart in a jar lol.

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    I cant.stop.puking 2 days in a row with no sleep and being sick. Usually I pass out after I puke, but nope. I got Zofran, barfed it up. I havent been this sick since pregnancy.

    My husband is barfy too.

    I have to somehow drag my ass out of bed and get my spawn to school in 5 hours.

    FML.

    Oh yeah, the best part is, my mom is out of town, so I went to get more zofran for me and Tim, and I barfed in her bath tub. So I get to clean that up tomorrow.

    I feel like I took Augmentin (which Im allergic to) no food left but still heaving.

    Jesus Christ someone come to Ohio and shoot me.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    I cant.stop.puking 2 days in a row with no sleep and being sick. Usually I pass out after I puke, but nope. I got Zofran, barfed it up. I havent been this sick since pregnancy.

    My husband is barfy too.

    I have to somehow drag my ass out of bed and get my spawn to school in 5 hours.

    FML.

    Oh yeah, the best part is, my mom is out of town, so I went to get more zofran for me and Tim, and I barfed in her bath tub. So I get to clean that up tomorrow.

    I feel like I took Augmentin (which Im allergic to) no food left but still heaving.

    Jesus Christ someone come to Ohio and shoot me.
    I am sorry. There is nothing worse than that.

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