
Originally Posted by
coconut
Jodi's Interrogation Fantasy
Part 1 (phone call): Um hi Detective, this is Jodi. I just wanted to leave you a message and tell you what a great job you're doing. Travis was really special to me, I was like the #1 girlfriend, and I'm sure you are going to find whoever did this. I'm going to text you some pics of me so you can add me on your contact list. Let me know if you're ever in the area and we can go to an art festival and drink smoothies and stuff. Luv ya hon! Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee!
Part 2 (Flores knocks on the door at Granny's house in Yreka): Esteban, wow, you are even cuter in person! Come in, I am making root beer floats in the kitchen! Then we can have our little interview in private my bedroom. Don't worry, my grandparents won't hear anything our fertile imaginations can dream up! How did you get such big muscles? I have some reciepts for you too, don't let me forget.
Wasn't that a great root beer float? Come with me to the bedroom, I'm going to do a little fashion show for you. Let me just change in to my Travis undies, no it's fine, you can watch! I have a little sex tape we can listen to, it will prove how much I love Travis. If you want to be sure it's actually me I can prove it by showing you my moves! Ever hear of The Provo Push? Oh look, I found some little bits of paper right here in my stack of lacy bras and panties. You can read these reciepts while I give you a lap dance. California, Nevada, Utah, California. Nothing from Arizona, not one! Look at my phone, no calls either. I know, I know, case closed! But thanks so much for stopping by. Do you want to take a shower together? Detective, wait, where are you going?