Dat bulge.
But seriously, his dancing is unreal.
....headed to hot guy pic thread to post one I just found. O. M. G.
Dat bulge.
But seriously, his dancing is unreal.
....headed to hot guy pic thread to post one I just found. O. M. G.
My 5 yr old has been taught "rock, paper, scissors" recently. She doesn't completely understand what she's doing...she thinks rock beats everything. 30 mins of "rock, paper scissors, show me what you got!" for someone only playing rock has gotten pretty old. but it's so cute.
DTTMMH: I told my sister last weekend that I would watch my 6 month old nephew so her and her dude could go out tonight and I'd stay the night so they could be out as late as they'd like. She hadn't gotten back to me with an answer until today and she sent me "Hi. I got everything set up for tonight! I got you sunflower seeds, and I'm stopping at the liquor store to get vodka and I'd be happy to rent you a redbox movie if you'd like!" She knows me too well. And I hope this goes without saying, but please no one think I plan on getting plowed to watch my nephew. The vodka is for after he goes down for the night and even then I will be too nervous to get anything but a slight buzz until they get home.
DTTMMH: My mom invited me out to sit outside and have a drink somewhere with her. (It's sunny and 66 degrees here! Beautiful day!) I went and not only did her and I have a good talk, but my daiquiri was made with spiced rum and suuuupes strong so I have a nice buzz going on. At 3:27pm. Awesome. Today is a good day!
Tis why it made the day fab. I live with my mom and we are polar opposites. I'm just like my dad, so I drive her crazy and she drives me equally crazy, so the fact that we went out for a drink and had a good, calm, happy conversation about our feelings was fucking amazing. Hopefully we will get along better from here and out...and if not, there is always alcohol!
this guy and what he is making. i was so excited i had to make two different accounts because i wanted several things he was offering...
https://d2pq0u4uni88oo.cloudfront.ne...-h264_high.mp4
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...en-templesmith
i ordered the book/shirt combo and went back for the kill em all shirt.
I haven't failed a family health test yet. I've never been more excited to say I'm not failing.
I love venison. Mmmmmmm.
I couldn't resist. I've been watching reruns of The Big Bang theory and the Rock Paper Scissors' episode came on.
I'm adding the youtube to here. I've always wondered how many takes it took Sheldon to get it right. That was an awesome part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSLeBKT7-sM
I'll give you the deets I know. First of all, she was humping one of the caregivers that works there. (Barf, she humps everything) And after I had my little fling with one of the workers there and it ended badly the boss so no more. The live in caregiver that was there used to be good friends with my aunt but my aunt fucked her over and ended up getting her fired, so she had a 30 day notice to move out of the retirement home. She told them what was going on between her and the caregiver and they asked her to take pictures of him leaving her apt. I dunno if that ever happened, but I got a message from my uncle yesterday saying that both of the owners for the retirement home and the owner of the company they get their caregivers from were there and shit was going down. He told me that they gave her 30 days to move out and resign from her job. Then today I get a message from my uncle saying that my ex-bestfriend who still works there sent a 2 page email to the owners about my aunt. I have no idea what it said (but man what I'd give to read that shit) but they told my aunt she was fired and had to be out by 5pm today. I guess she was stealing stuff out of the resident's rooms, the residents were afraid of her (because she's fucking psychotic), and one of the residents said they were tired of hearing her have loud sex with the caregiver that she's fucking. She's so gross. Those are the only details I have, but it's restored my faith in karma.
Another DTTMMH: My brother just texted me asking me to go to the outlet mall with him. Brother/sister time!
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