That's what she said!! A Lambskin dildo.. never heard of it personally..Originally Posted by morbidT
Wait, wut? Like, she bones them with an appendage and the chicks can't tell it's not real?
That's what she said!! A Lambskin dildo.. never heard of it personally..Wait, wut? Like, she bones them with an appendage and the chicks can't tell it's not real?
WTF?!That's what she said!! A Lambskin dildo.. never heard of it personally..I just don't see how that's possible. The chicks didn't want to touch it? Guide it? Suck it? Play with the balls? (all rhetorical) I have so many questions.
Must be some terrible sex..WTF?!
Well, it could be really good sex (lesbian wise
eta: I mean, did they have sex with their clothes on? This is just weird. It reminds me of the Brandon Teena story, but I never believed that chick didn't know Brandon was trans.
Catfish's Michael Fortunato Dead At 26
A subject of MTV's "Catfish" series, Michael Fortunato, died in Hartford, Connecticut, Saturday from a pulmonary embolism, MTV News has learned. The 26-year-old New Jersey native starred in the "Ashley and Mike" episode from season two, which followed he and 20-year-old Ashley Sawyer as they met for the first time after being in a seven-year online relationship.
An autopsy has yet to be released, but Mike's younger sister, Gena, confirmed the death to MTV News Monday night. A spokesperson for the Farmington, Connecticut, chief medical examiner's office told MTV News that Fortunato died at Hartford Hospital as a result of a pulmonary embolism due to deep vein thrombosis, with other significant contributing factors including obesity and cardiomyopathy.
A pulmonary embolism is a blockage of one of the main arteries of the lung, typically caused by a blood clot that starts in the legs or pelvis and travels to the lungs. Cardiomyopathy is a disease that weakens or causes the enlargement of the heart muscle, making it harder for your heart to pump blood and deliver it to the other parts of the body, often resulting in heart failure.
"We are deeply saddened by the loss of Michael Fortunato," read a statement from an MTV spokesperson. "Our condolences, thoughts and prayers are with his family at this time."
Sawyer, who also opened up about his death, said Mike texted her early Saturday morning saying he was considering going to the hospital, but later wrote that he changed his mind. His sister Gena, 21, tells MTV News that Fortunato left his Connecticut workplace early to drive himself to the hospital, but swerved and hit a fence en route. When the paramedics arrived at the scene they transported him to the hospital for treatment. Two hours later, Gena said she got the call from her mom that Mike had died.
"I don't even know where to start," Gena said, still clearly struck by the loss of her big brother. "He was a little kid at heart -- a gentle giant. He's somebody who put everybody before himself; everybody else came before him. The biggest heart that you'd ever meet."
Sawyer certainly echoed her praise, calling him "the most honest, loyal person I'd ever met in my life."
"He would give anybody the last shirt he had -- anything," 20-year-old Sawyer told us. "He would put his life on hold just to make sure other people moved forward. He always put people first."
From the first moment they met in person -- an altogether touching meeting despite the fact that neither were exactly what the other expected -- the couple's story touched viewers everywhere. And even though the episode left with Mike and Ashley on unsure ground, she tells us they were "very much in love." The two had planned to spend New Year's together in her hometown of Atlanta, when she and Gena would finally get to meet. In fact, Mike invited Gena to the New Year's trip during the last conversation with her brother.
"Me and him were very much in love... We were definitely moving forward," Sawyer said. "If more people were like Mike, everybody would be a little happier in the world."
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/171...ato-dead.jhtml
That's sad.
Supposedly that Ashley chick that he met during the Catfish episode was dating him at the time he died. Long distance type of thing. Or she's riding this shit out like a fame whore.
https://www.facebook.com/ashleyxnicole92?fref=ts
Little bit of both?
She put "Catfish" in her name on Facebook???
I'd do that. I WAS ON TV, BITCHES!
Yeah I can't remember which dude, but one of the guys on the show kept messaging me & telling me he was gonna be on there. I guess he was messaging & adding as many people as possible to advertise himself.
You knew one of these people!?!? So is it fake, or are they just mentally challenged?
This.
I could see this show being legit if we still used AOL 3.0.
Idk he contacted me through the GetGlue app. His name was Michael. He was like "Add me I'm gonna be on Catfish tonight" or something.
Here's his profile, looks like he hasn't been active since.
http://getglue.com/Delta1984
Oh no. I have full confidence that people are in fact this stupid.
I love the ones who never have access to a phone. It's 2013, I cannot name a single person who never has access to a phone.
Oh yeah, I believe it as well. Mix that stupidity with desperation. I know too many people who believe every single thing they read on the internet. "Did you know Obama's gonna force us to get chips implanted in us?"
Wait, so someone used someone on Catfish trying to Catfish you?
Seriously. I'm surprised when people aren't dumb as rocks.
WHYYYYY
I mean ... Lil Bow Wow?? Really???
I remember in AOL days some person was tryin to convince me they were Trish Stratus.WHYYYYY
I mean ... Lil Bow Wow?? Really???
I'm really a hot chick. Text me, tiger. Rawr. ;)I remember in AOL days some person was tryin to convince me they were Trish Stratus.
A/S/L?
I always see people posting that when AOL is mentioned, but I have no idea what it means.
American Sign Language, obviously.
Obviously.
I never spent my time farting around on the internet. We didn't have internet in school. The only time I was ever on it was for college and that was when internet references weren't recognized as reputable, but we had to list one just so the professor knew we knew how to look for them. I found the internet in, I think, 1998. I got an email address and would check it every couple days. I didn't know people had to send you mail. I really didn't understand it. I gave up on it for a while until someone asked me if I do email. I had an AOL thing, but I'm still not sure what it was. It was just a box and I would just sit in front of it. Every now and then I would get a dick pic sent to me. I've never done a yahoo chat group thing, but I have done instant message on there in the early 2000's. Then I found sites for the gays.
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