DTTAM: Insomnia. It's 4am here & I have to be up in 3 hours then go to an early funeral.
DTTAM: Insomnia. It's 4am here & I have to be up in 3 hours then go to an early funeral.
We can start an insomnia club. I thought ladies were tired all the time and slept 20 hours a day when pregnant. I am always full of energy and can't sleep. Which is the total opposite of how I usually am. What is this energy crap? Why am I not passing out at 9PM anymore?
Pregnancy insomnia is totally a thing, I had it with both of mine. Even now I hardly sleep, it's 2:45am and I'm wide awake.
I was trying to fix something that literally cost a dollar and super glued two fingers together. My daughters car broke down again, so she has mine and I have no acetone. She's hitting the outlet mall, so I'll patiently wait for her to buy me some fingernail polish remover. I laid the thing I was gluing in the sink and now it's glued to the sink. FML lmao
Got any mineral oil, Mary? That'll do the trick. (The vet taught me that years ago when my dog super-glued his eye shut. True story.)
I had to be careful doing that when I was on the pill form of bc because it made me get cramps halfway through my active pills during the next month. But now I have the nexplanon and haven't a period for about a year, so I agree with the sentiment. Fuck periods.
Fuck periods is right. I'm having some of the worst pms I've had in months. I'm probably going to commit murder and then cry about it.
So I guess I should give you all an update.
My landlord hasn't harassed me in weeks. Hes pretty much left me alone. I think hes moved on to my new neighbors. They have a ton of people there constantly and so my goddamn cars I cant even park in front of my unit. He still sends me emails, but they are much nicer. He sends me updates on my electricity usage and other ones thanking me for keeping the dogs quieter. He hasn't threatened me with any more fees or notices and hes been pretty pleasant when Ive seen him around. Of course now that I say this he will probably start being a dick again. Ha. But things have been peaceful.
That is good to hear, Jess. Maybe his focus will remain on the new neighbors and leave you alone.
I locked my mother fuckin keys in my car. I feel like a giant idiot. Now I'm sitting here waiting for Geico to be a bro and send someone to fix my fuck up.
12:09 am and my pap's friend is calling us knowing my gram is in the hospital. When the phone rings at this hour you think emergency. He did this the other day too and my pap told him he thought it was the hospital, you'd think he'd get the hint. My pap spent the night with my gram so I rush to the phone thinking something happened.
I locked our keys in the car a couple months ago and thought they were in the hospital so I run back in looking around can't find them, my paps emptying his pockets so where standing there panicking. Luckily I had an extra car key in my handbag and that's when we saw them sitting on the drivers seat. Oops.
DTTAM: The asshole neighbors calling the cops on my hubbs for playing his guitar at 2pm yesterday.
Now they've pissed me the fuck off. It's on.
What do the cops do in that situation? Do they even have to respond? I feel like it would be a total waste of their time.
They were pretty much eye rolling the entire time. ALL FIVE OF THEM. Yes, 5 cops. They have to show up and tell us to be quiet if they get a complaint, and that was about it. They didn't have their decibel meter with them, so they couldn't say for sure if we really were above the noise level. Which we fucking weren't. Our neighbors are just cunts.
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