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    This reminds me of the dude who propped his nutsack on a milk crate on the bus.

    I think he died though. RIP Papa Sack.
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    I once dated a guy with a 12 inch penis. Totally legit. I slept with him once and then broke up with him. It was not a pleasant experience. He hated it because nobody would date him. I'm still friends with him, very cool guy. He has no kids, I can see why. I feel bad for the guy.

    ETA: NONE of his penis was "just skin" . Trust me
    Last edited by Boston Babe 73; 08-31-2015 at 02:11 PM.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Ouch, BB. I'm good with the slightly above the average peens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Ouch, BB. I'm good with the slightly above the average peens.
    Anywhere between 6 and 8 is awesome. 8 being huge in my opinion. I'm more about girth
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Yep, double post is just as annoying as double digit penis length m
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I read that the actual, "main" part of his penis is roughly 6 inches and the rest is just skin. How does that work? epic foreskin?

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    Penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    My husband has a penis like a deli bologna. Not pleasant for me, but many of his ex gfs have continually called him up for servicing throughout our marriage (why I am divorcing his cheating ass). I have read some of the text and some even like it up the ass. We measured years ago and it's 7 3/4.


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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    My husband has a penis like a deli bologna. Not pleasant for me, but many of his ex gfs have continually called him up for servicing throughout our marriage (why I am divorcing his cheating ass). I have read some of the text and some even like it up the ass. We measured years ago and it's 7 3/4.
    I don't get how woman like that. My ex was huge and we were together 5 years. He never got it all the way in once and I was in pain all the time. Lots of bladder infections etc. I prefer my normal size husband.

    Mommy to: Misty-Allison-Elliot-Sebastian-Quinn
    And our newest rugrat MISS MARLEE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    My husband has a penis like a deli bologna. Not pleasant for me, but many of his ex gfs have continually called him up for servicing throughout our marriage (why I am divorcing his cheating ass). I have read some of the text and some even like it up the ass. We measured years ago and it's 7 3/4.
    I don't get how woman like that. My ex was huge and we were together 5 years. He never got it all the way in once and I was in pain all the time. Lots of bladder infections etc. I prefer my normal size husband.

    Mommy to: Misty-Allison-Elliot-Sebastian-Quinn
    And our newest rugrat MISS MARLEE!!!

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    Nope...nope...nope...no....and hell the fuck NO.


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    Nope...nope...nope...no....and hell the fuck NO.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Anywhere between 6 and 8 is awesome. 8 being huge in my opinion. I'm more about girth
    Ditto. Bigger around than average is preferred.

    Penis.

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    But doctors believe that nearly 13 inches of the penis are just skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Hah! This is the only thing I've been able to say anything about in this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Hah! This is the only thing I've been able to say anything about in this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Hah! This is the only thing I've been able to say anything about in this conversation.
    As perhaps the only when involved in this conversation who has a penis, you really should be able to contribute more.
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    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Love View Post
    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Hah! This is the only thing I've been able to say anything about in this conversation.
    As perhaps the only when involved in this conversation who has a penis, you really should be able to contribute more.
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Love View Post
    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    Mr Big Penis should try and get in to porn. If he can keep it up, he can mint it! No more scavenging for food then!

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    I looked it up. There really is a site called Fakeababy.com
    http://www.fakeababy.com/

    A 16-year-old Michigan girl, pictured left, was able to fake that she was pregnant to family and friends for ten months., and even tripled-down on the lie by saying she had triplets. The unidentified teenager from Wyandotte, a suburb of Detroit, used a website called fakeababy.com to trick those around her into believing the ruse and reportedly giving her thousands of dollars in gifts. Fake pregnancy bellies are available for $149 as well as a litany of other fake items including fake ultrasounds, pictured bottom right, which a Facebook user on a group for the mothers of triplets soon realized were not real. The girl even hosted a baby shower and named the unborn children.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ababy-com.html


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    LOL at this pic at your link Berm -

    Her boyfriend really couldn't have chosen a better shirt to wear to a media interview where he was to discuss his relationship with this girl & her "babies".


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    The only guy I was ever with that had a really big penis actually had no idea what to do with it. It wasn't very good.
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    As perhaps the only when involved in this conversation who has a penis, you really should be able to contribute more.
    lol like what!?

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    Awwww, big peen guys can be good lovers. They just need to be gentle and take it slow, and most importantly, be perceptive to cues.

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