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    Special brownies.


    I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    Special brownies.
    Only without the brownies, has me staring at this video for quite some time now.

    It's amazing.

    If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
    I'd been married long time ago

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    Omg.
    I'm just at that special little place in a high where this fits. cluckcluck


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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    Special brownies.
    This makes me think of retarded black kids. Is that racist?

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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Black people can't be racist...what you thinking, Ron!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Big, fluffy, drooling doggies sticking their head out of car windows while driving. Their pure joy makes me smile.

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    DTTMMH: My new BFF Hazy is going PREEMIE!


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    DTTMMH: My new BFF Hazy is going PREEMIE!
    Don't get too excited. It'll take a few weeks
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    DTTMMH: It's fucking Friday bitches!


    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I find it hilarious that YOU are acting all high and mighty toward us when you're posting on here just like anyone else and in addition, defending a murderer. A child murderer, at that. Go fuck a Popsicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Don't get too excited. It'll take a few weeks
    Too late! Happy day!


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faq_q View Post
    DTTMMH: It's fucking Friday bitches!


    Cheerleaders abound!


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Hazy cracks me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Hazy cracks me up.
    Me, too. Luff her.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    I have a day off today. Really wishing that we had the business instead, but I'll take it for now.

    Mani/Pedi, facial, sushi, drinks, bubble bath. And my house and yard are spotless. Hubby is doing an overnight so I have the place to myself
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I'm jealous. I want a bubble bath.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Don't get too excited. It'll take a few weeks
    UN STILL hasn't gone through. I either did something wrong or I don't know. I'm not putting that much effort into giving someone money. It'll go through or it won't. I have 6 or 7 medical bills that would roshambo hard to get that money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    UN STILL hasn't gone through. I either did something wrong or I don't know. I'm not putting that much effort into giving someone money. It'll go through or it won't. I have 6 or 7 medical bills that would roshambo hard to get that money
    Contact one of the MODS to kick him in the ass. It's seriously not cool that this keeps happening.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    UN STILL hasn't gone through. I either did something wrong or I don't know. I'm not putting that much effort into giving someone money. It'll go through or it won't. I have 6 or 7 medical bills that would roshambo hard to get that money
    Awww! Someone told me that preemie was purchased for me, but didn't say who it was. Thank you, that is so sweet of you!! It is weird that it's taking so long though.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Two weeks is way too long.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    **NSFW***



    I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long. Skip ahead to 2:40 or so if you want to miss the full magic and just get straight to the LULz, but the whole video is really worth it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    **NSFW***



    I haven't laughed so hard in I don't know how long. Skip ahead to 2:40 or so if you want to miss the full magic and just get straight to the LULz, but the whole video is really worth it.
    Seen that one before

    DTTMMH: Call it gay but I'm really looking forward to going with my wife tomorrow night to see Air Supply. i just like the fact that I can do something for her once in a while. She puts up with my crap....somehow, that makes me more than happy to do this with her


    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I find it hilarious that YOU are acting all high and mighty toward us when you're posting on here just like anyone else and in addition, defending a murderer. A child murderer, at that. Go fuck a Popsicle.

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    Special cupcakes make me happy!!!


    I luff you people.


    I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

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    I feel like I should go find and share my post about special brownies every time Jillian posts something being special
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    I used SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' SCIENCE on this batch. I did things to cause chemical reactions that are most favorable.
    SCIENCE.


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    happy-sad. starting at the new school tomorrow. only had 1 week of freedom.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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