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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    OMG I would freak. And thanks for all the input, you guys rock. Took him to the doc yesterday and he just has a respiratory virus, the pediatrician said there is one going around that brings with it a VERY high fever, and that they've seen a lot of patients with it in the last week. So that's what my little man caught. Doc said the fever will only last a couple days, and the cough will last 7-10, so we're just treating the symptoms (with motrin, vapo rub, etc) and let it run it's course! He's already doing much better today (only 100.6 this am). Fuck Fevers. Scary ass bitches.

    The good news is my hubbies psycho ex girlfriend picked the WRONG FUCKING NIGHT to text him, and I was able to take all my stress out on her in rage, so I feel better now too!!
    Glad the wee one is on the mend!


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    I would so very much love to engage on this forum but every time I do I get a fucking migraine and I am fucking sick of it. Social retard.
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    Waking up annoys me. It's such a process.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Waking up annoys me. It's such a process.
    Especially with kids lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    OMG I would freak. And thanks for all the input, you guys rock. Took him to the doc yesterday and he just has a respiratory virus, the pediatrician said there is one going around that brings with it a VERY high fever, and that they've seen a lot of patients with it in the last week. So that's what my little man caught. Doc said the fever will only last a couple days, and the cough will last 7-10, so we're just treating the symptoms (with motrin, vapo rub, etc) and let it run it's course! He's already doing much better today (only 100.6 this am). Fuck Fevers. Scary ass bitches.

    The good news is my hubbies psycho ex girlfriend picked the WRONG FUCKING NIGHT to text him, and I was able to take all my stress out on her in rage, so I feel better now too!!
    Deets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Deets.
    Girl is a damn lunatic, and weirdly obsessed with my hubbs. We haven't heard from her (thankfully) in about 6 years; when we had just gotten engaged and she called him literally 23 times one night in the middle of the night. And was sending pics of her dog. Fucking loon. Then last night his phone went off and it was a text that said "*hubbs name?" , and he goes "yeah, who's asking?", and she says "how's the band?" NOT answering who she is, but trying to start weird fucking small talk after 6 years of radio silence. Then after about ten minutes she goes "This is *crazy bitches name* here", and I lost it. Grabbed his phone and called her from it, she didn't answer so she got texts from me on BOTH hubbs phone and my phone stating how sad her life must be if she still seeks him out when they've been broken up for 10 years. I mean seriously, who does that??? Would any of you a.) still have the phone number of an ex of 10 years ago? and b.) randomly send him a text that says his name with a question mark??

    ETA: especially after hubbs has asked her SEVERAL times to lose his number and not contact him again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Girl is a damn lunatic, and weirdly obsessed with my hubbs. We haven't heard from her (thankfully) in about 6 years; when we had just gotten engaged and she called him literally 23 times one night in the middle of the night. And was sending pics of her dog. Fucking loon. Then last night his phone went off and it was a text that said "*hubbs name?" , and he goes "yeah, who's asking?", and she says "how's the band?" NOT answering who she is, but trying to start weird fucking small talk after 6 years of radio silence. Then after about ten minutes she goes "This is *crazy bitches name* here", and I lost it. Grabbed his phone and called her from it, she didn't answer so she got texts from me on BOTH hubbs phone and my phone stating how sad her life must be if she still seeks him out when they've been broken up for 10 years. I mean seriously, who does that??? Would any of you a.) still have the phone number of an ex of 10 years ago? and b.) randomly send him a text that says his name with a question mark??

    ETA: especially after hubbs has asked her SEVERAL times to lose his number and not contact him again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    is she kathy?

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    Ha. Ha. Ha. Now I am a bad mother and a cheating whore. You guys nailed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morbid_much View Post
    I would so very much love to engage on this forum but every time I do I get a fucking migraine and I am fucking sick of it. Social retard.
    It's not just you.
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    dttam: this fucking sociology teacher. the last extra credit question on our test today was: take the position that homosexuality is a mental disorder and defend the use of therapy aimed at converting the client to heterosexuality, as a normal societal standard.

    i flat out said no, i will never fucking defend that disgusting position and that the question was offensive, biased and loaded. i wrote a page on how awful it is that anyone would endorse that belief. i was very angry at that moment.

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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    dttam: this fucking sociology teacher. the last extra credit question on our test today was: take the position that homosexuality is a mental disorder and defend the use of therapy aimed at converting the client to heterosexuality, as a normal societal standard.

    i flat out said no, i will never fucking defend that disgusting position and that the question was offensive, biased and loaded. i wrote a page on how awful it is that anyone would endorse that belief. i was very angry at that moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    I hope you included the meme in your report.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    dttam: this fucking sociology teacher. the last extra credit question on our test today was: take the position that homosexuality is a mental disorder and defend the use of therapy aimed at converting the client to heterosexuality, as a normal societal standard.
    Was this a trap or a joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Was this a trap or a joke?
    same teacher who thinks anyone who is in family court or receives welfare is scum so sadly, i think neither.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Every time a plane flies over the house my 19 month old runs to the window screaming AIRPLANE, super cute at first but now months later and like 30 planes a day.. Not so cute lol

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    Wait. Doing everything with a cast on my arm.

    Although I have discovered that I can hold a blow dryer with the crook of my arm AND wash cups if I wedge them into the garbage disposal opening.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    today is one of those days where i hate everything. starting with school and homework.

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    A band that gives you 4 days to learn their tunes. Sure, I know the majority of them, but the other 18 aren't exactly easy peasy. Africa has five billion patches. Come to find out, they have 2 keyboardists too. Who the f*ck plays "Africa" at a dive bar?
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    Africa? Great song for a dive bar.

    Offer to play tambourine.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    there is a new fancy doughnut place in town, and z picked a few up today. since i wasn't here when he got home he left me one bite of each doughnut.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    A band that gives you 4 days to learn their tunes. Sure, I know the majority of them, but the other 18 aren't exactly easy peasy. Africa has five billion patches. Come to find out, they have 2 keyboardists too. Who the f*ck plays "Africa" at a dive bar?
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    Africa? Great song for a dive bar.

    Offer to play tambourine.
    I was gonna say, a dive bar is the FIRST place I'd expect to hear "Africa", lol.
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