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    Is that where snow balls are born?


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    The article is a riot. It covers the kids ' reactions. Most were scared to go in because when you opened it, all of this air would come rushing out and they had to dive in Lol.

    That's quite a "queef ".
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    That dude looks like he is doing the Carlton (Banks).


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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post


    That dude looks like he is doing the Carlton (Banks).
    LMAO! It really is a classic photo. In the background the kid looking inside the "lips " not knowing what is going on. It's like an acid trip Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    LMAO! It really is a classic photo. In the background the kid looking inside the "lips " not knowing what is going on. It's like an acid trip Lol.
    LOL. It is a pretty awesome pic. That kid is probably having a bit of deja vu.


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    Well I'll be god dammed....Frosty the cuntman.



    That is sooooo wrong

    Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
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    My daughter just had her life ruined by the identical Pikachu in the article comments.


    ETA oh. Wow. You have to see the comment section. Who is responsible for these designs? They have to know?

    For instance

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    My daughter just had her life ruined by the identical Pikachu in the article comments.


    ETA oh. Wow. You have to see the comment section. Who is responsible for these designs? They have to know?

    For instance

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow......
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    This was the WRONG thread to open right before eating
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    its totally foul, but I can't stop watching this. its mesmerizing.
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.
    * wow you truly are the sterial cunt here are yo not.I fuckin hate you cunt* - Loonywop
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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    its totally foul, but I can't stop watching this. its mesmerizing.
    That butthole kind of just sucks you in, doesn't it?

    How does it work?!


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    Supreme Court Of Iceland Halts Road Project Due To Environmental Impact On ... ELVES

    http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/ic...36420-Dec2013/

    ICELANDIC AUTHORITIES have halted construction on a major road project to avoid affecting ‘hidden elves’ living in the country’s wilderness.

    The road – a direct route from the Alftanes peninsula, where the president has a home, to the Reykjavik suburb of Gardabaer – has been stopped until the country’s Supreme Court rules on a challenge brought by elf advocates and environmentalists.

    The Friends of Lava group fear disturbing elf habitat and claim the area is particularly important because it contains an elf church.

    And it’s not the first time issues around Huldufolk, Icelandic for “hidden folk,” have affected planning decisions.

    They occur so often that the road and coastal administration has come up with a stock media response for elf inquiries, which states that “issues have been settled by delaying the construction project at a certain point while the elves living there have supposedly moved on.”

    Pictured : a road in Iceland Not Pictured : Elves



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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    That butthole kind of just sucks you in, doesn't it?

    How does it work?!
    How does it work? Kinda like a Goblin Shark's mouth?


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    i didn't even know elves exist! this is kinda a big thing, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    How does it work? Kinda like a Goblin Shark's mouth?
    What the ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i didn't even know elves exist! this is kinda a big thing, no?
    It's satire, but this commenter has a point:


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    Is it anymore insane then people claiming stuff like abortion upsets a sky fairy living in the clouds and his son?
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i don't get it.
    The elves thing was a fake story.

    People on the original link were all like "omg if you really believed in elves you're insane..."

    Commenter noted how believing in elves in no more insane than believing in "god".
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    no, i got that. i mean i don't get the cartoon. i don't understand, gina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    no, i got that. i mean i don't get the cartoon. i don't understand, gina.
    Santa's actual elves are found in Chinese factories.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Not everyone celebrates the joy of christmas.

    The slave laborers making all of our shit, for example.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Not everyone celebrates the joy of christmas.

    The slave laborers making all of our shit, for example.
    Haha I can't wait till it's over, and I'm not in a factory. ALMOST THERE!
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Pet sitters don't either (or any holiday or weekend or weekday for that matter) *raises hand*
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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