I will go back and read through the thread and see if I can find it - I don't recall seeing it.
I'm going to get a haircut today. The days of trying to cut my own hair are over. I texted my hairdresser to see if she was still on leave, and I never heard back from her. I'm going to a new place that has good reviews. If they're decent I'm going to get highlights in a week or so. I can't deal with my hair being solid brown anymore.