Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
I know y'all love that gif of Bugs sawing off Florida. But ... no! Here's why:


1. Nobody wants to vacation in extreme South Georgia. Trust me. (Florida's coastline is almost three times the length of the coasts of Ga., N.C. and S.C. combined. The loss of Florida would wipe out a lot of beach.)

2. Palm trees. I fucking love palm trees.

3. Florida is a great hurricane buffer for us Georgians.

4. With Florida gone, Floridians -- and all of their crazy -- would naturally head north. (We don't need anymore Gator fans around here. This is Bulldog country.)


Florida stays!
The whole point of sawing off Florida is to send all the crazies into the ocean to be on their own crazy island.

Also, I vacation in South Carolina. I've heard New Orleans is fun too.


I wish we could link all of the horrible shit that happens in Florida here. Too much work, no time.