Originally Posted by marshmallow
I do not feel bad for her and I cannot laugh because I'm too angry. Fuck her.
some of the tags for this thread make me want to spend the time to read all the pages...
Why do you feel bad for her? She's unapologetic and taking the god road. barf.
This is totally awesome.
http://laluttecontinue.tumblr.com/po...o-gold-diggers
A letter from JP Morgan CEO To Gold Diggers
This might be the best thing I’ve seen in a while:
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
And just cuz...
There are bad days, and then there's this woman's bad day.
All we know about the woman "starring" in this video is that she was attempting to take a ferry to Vancouver Island and that she missed it by less than five minutes. Her epic overreaction has quickly gone viral across a variety of sources. (It was originally uploaded to a Facebook page called "Spotted in Victoria.")
"She may have been going to a party. We're not sure," Austin Singhera, the university student who started the page, told CBC News. "This was on New Year's Eve, so she was maybe coming back to Victoria for a party or a get-together or something, but she'd missed it by three minutes."
Opinion on the video is pretty split between most people's off-the-cuff reactions (shock, awe, laughter, disgust) and more considerate pleas to take into account that viewers don't know what this woman was going through, that the video was posted without her permission, and more kinds of speculation.
Turns out, the Internet can be civil.
Reading things like this:
I don't know if people are that dumb, or just that funny to think of these kinds of things.
That's hilarious!
You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass
OMG, that is fabulous!
you know, since i'm all fitness now:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/c...le_staying_fit
I got 2 coupons in the mail from Nestle, after a black piece of something weird ended up in my laffy taffy, for a free bag of candy up to almost $7. It makes me happy because I have a horrible sweet tooth, and I ran out of laffy taffys a few days ago lol
This one is so old and I've seen it about a million times, but I'll be damned if it doesn't crack me up every single time!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfdZTZQvuCo
This has been around for a while, but I finally found time and silence to be able to watch it, and it makes me very very happy.
Sorry if anyone is against vaccinations, but my only problem is if the reason is autism.
LOL
I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko
^ Something like that has happened to me. This guy messaged me (his profile said 18 which is far too young for me as it is) and was like "I love older women, but I'm actually 17, not 18. I hope that's not a problem." I said "Uhhhh the law says it's a problem as do my morals." That was the end of that conversation.I do not understand how people that are my age group want to get sexual with underage kids...the very thought makes me feel icky. And that isn't just for underage kids...that icky feelings goes for anyone under 25.
DTTMMH: I applied for lots and a wide variety of jobs today. I feel accomplished kinda.
at 35, i fell like it would be strange for me to date anyone under 30.
I'm 30, so it looks like we kind of have the same thought process there. I hung out with a guy who was 26 yesterday..so over the cutoff, and no. Maturity still wasn't where I need it to be to be interested. So my new cutoff is 29. One year under me.
I'm 38, and the chick I'm fucking just turned 30 so I joked that it's time to trade her in for a younger model.
It's not so bad except for when that gray area comes up in conversations where I was a grown man and she was in high school. The way we remember things during that time is SO different.
Yeah, it's crazy to me how even just a couple years makes such a huge difference. I literally have nothing in common with people younger than me. I just can't do it.
Just sent this to the hubbs explaining this is what he'll be hearing the next time he taps this: (don't worry, SFW)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=971_1423089388
QUE ME ATU ME NOW!!Just sent this to the hubbs explaining this is what he'll be hearing the next time he taps this: (don't worry, SFW)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=971_1423089388
http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/15292
Ha. Every damn one of these.
I wasn't sure if this should here or the hot guy thread, but O.M.G. this man might be the sexiest thing I've ever seen. Dancing is WAY hotter to me than anything else, weird, maybe. But holy shit this guy is incredible.
I can't even watch the video. I'm too distracted by his giant package.
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