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    My 79-year old, southern-raised mother watching a news report about someone getting arrested for spanking their child. She's so angry.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I'm getting a new roof! After a year of problems and red tape, I finally got a resolution to this issue which has caused a lot of sleepless nights.

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    'nclex preceptor' starting following me on pinterest. win!

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    i got an honor roll certificate in the mail. second semester in a row. woo!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I went around to 12 different stores in town today talking about my soap to see if they will carry it.

    5 stores are very interested

    4 the owner wasn't there and I made an appointment to come back later

    3 took our catalog and said they'd look through it more and get back to me.

    Nobody said no. Nobody said 100% yes either, but nobody said no
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    75 degrees in fucking October. That doesn't make me happy at all. What's awesome is I'm in short sleeves on a bus that is SO cold I had to move from the direct air blast.

    Best bus driver ever. I mean, I'm not going to make it to where I'm going before it closes cause this is slow as fuck, but I'm happy since I'm not sweating, so I'm not even mad!
    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 10-14-2014 at 03:06 PM.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Well done everyone!


    My DTTMMH right now: BF made the bed and did the dishes.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    75 degrees in fucking October. That doesn't make me happy at all. What's awesome is I'm in short sleeves on a bus that is SO cold I had to move from the direct air blast.

    Best bus driver ever. I mean, I'm not going to make it to where I'm going before it closes cause this is slow as fuck, but I'm happy since I'm not sweating, so I'm not even mad!
    My house was really cold this morning, and I wore a long sleeved, heavy shirt. I was fucking dying all afternoon then had to run around like a madwoman after work. You got lucky today Ron, and I'm happy for you.

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    Well done everyone!


    My DTTMMH right now: BF made the bed and did the dishes.
    Nice.

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    I got a message from the one store we just placed product with. They told me that they've sold so much they're going to have to re-order next week, and they have only had our product out on shelves about 2 weeks. Right after I got that, one of our local wineries called and placed a 30 bar wholesale order. I'm so excited right now words don't even describe. I just started taking our catalog around on Monday.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    I got a message from the one store we just placed product with. They told me that they've sold so much they're going to have to re-order next week, and they have only had our product out on shelves about 2 weeks. Right after I got that, one of our local wineries called and placed a 30 bar wholesale order. I'm so excited right now words don't even describe. I just started taking our catalog around on Monday.
    Don't forget us when you're on Oprah.

    Oprah is still a thing, right?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShellJett View Post
    My house was really cold this morning, and I wore a long sleeved, heavy shirt. I was fucking dying all afternoon then had to run around like a madwoman after work. You got lucky today Ron, and I'm happy for you.
    I did! Have to make the same trip tomorrow though. Hope I get a driver who's just as awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Don't forget us when you're on Oprah.

    Oprah is still a thing, right?
    Chick's got her own channel now.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Chick's got her own channel now.
    There you go. Call it "Oprah Soap."

    If she sues...... More publicity!
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    There you go. Call it "Oprah Soap."

    If she sues...... More publicity!
    soaprah. haha.

    punker, my heart is swelling with pride for you!!! this is the best thing ever!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    soaprah. haha.

    punker, my heart is swelling with pride for you!!! this is the best thing ever!
    LOL @soaprah hahaha

    Thanks Ani. I'm still so excited. This little company is my baby, right now I feel like I'm watching a kid take it's first steps haha.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    That's awesome Punker!! Good job. Persistence pays off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    LOL @soaprah hahaha

    Thanks Ani. I'm still so excited. This little company is my baby, right now I feel like I'm watching a kid take it's first steps haha.
    Excellent Punker! Glad your baby is starting to walk. It's going to take off running soon.

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    Fall cleaning. Guess who just found a Walkman.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Fall cleaning. Guess who just found a Walkman.
    I already did my fall cleaning. I'm good for six months.

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    this makes me happy. i love miss j.

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=467914342435

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    Last edited by animosity; 10-17-2014 at 12:49 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Dooood.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    i can't find any threads on here anymore, they have all seemingly vanished... so instead i'll put this here. it's a public service announcement movie from the 70s. what? don't play on the tracks, kids!



    http://dangerousminds.net/comments/t...grisly_british
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    This made me laugh


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    I freaking love 'Between Two Ferns', and this new one w/ Brad Pitt made me LOL:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/836...akis-brad-pitt

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