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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Wow, that is nuts. She has some major patience for that shit. When I worked in radiology we had a black mammographer and there was an older lady that came in. When she was called back for her mammogram, she realized the tech was black and refused to have her exam and left muttering all kinds of racial slurs. She tried to look at me and I just gave her the look of death and asked her to leave. They terminated her care. She was such a bitch.
    i just do not get it. i don't. but i'm happy i don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    obammy car insurance bill? you were required to have auto insurance long before obama. goddamn these people are stupid.

    i've probably told you this before, but you probably don't remember so... when i was with the mortgage company i had a black coworder took a call from some racist ass one night. he only called because he got something in the mail from us (we were his ins. co.) and there was a black couple on the front cover. he was LIVID. but, of course he had no idea he wasn't talking to a white woman so she turned the call around and ended up refinancing his fucking mortgage. i couldn't believe how well she handled it, because i probably would have hung up on the fool without question or warning.
    Instead she made money off of him, and he had a nice conversation with her. What's more of a win?

    Besides, if she gets mad and hangs up, she's just an uppity n-word anyway.

    Yea, the shit is crazy and they are so hypocritical. They really say shit like "these coons are always complaining about racism" and are being completely serious without the least bit of irony.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    It fucking horrifies me that chimpout and other shit ass sites like that are allowed to exist.

    Literally fucking horrifies me.



    ....Ron, you're a member and troll that site, don't you?
    Last edited by Shins; 04-23-2013 at 08:58 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Instead she made money off of him, and he had a nice conversation with her. What's more of a win?

    Besides, if she gets mad and hangs up, she's just an uppity n-word anyway.

    Yea, the shit is crazy and they are so hypocritical. They really say shit like "these coons are always complaining about racism" and are being completely serious without the least bit of irony.
    word. she's shes a excoworker i still keep up with. the woman is full of win.

    they're ignorant. there is just no other way around it. obviously they're incapable of critical thinking.

    was it you who posted the article about medicating racists being a thing? i think they were using a beta-blocker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    word. she's shes a excoworker i still keep up with. the woman is full of win.

    they're ignorant. there is just no other way around it. obviously they're incapable of critical thinking.

    was it you who posted the article about medicating racists being a thing? i think they were using a beta-blocker.
    Noooooo. I gotta look that up.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i took this drug for a long time, starting in middle school.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1328122.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i took this drug for a long time, starting in middle school.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1328122.html
    Explains all your disgusting coal burning.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Explains all your disgusting coal burning.
    huh? are you talking about my hookah burns?

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    i can't believe there are bananas, watermelons and buckets of chicken falling down the page on chimpout.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    huh? are you talking about my hookah burns?
    You MDSers really need to step up your slur game. I bet Hyper would have understood.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=coal%20burner

    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i can't believe there are bananas, watermelons and buckets of chicken falling down the page on chimpout.
    What else would they have?
    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 04-23-2013 at 09:43 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i don't know. shut up.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    i have a friend with a racist vagina. racist and sexist, actually. now she can have a new nickname.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i have a friend with a racist vagina. racist and sexist, actually. now she can have a new nickname.
    Oh, she's a coal burner?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Oh, she's a coal burner?
    I'm so glad you posted the definition of that cuz I had no idea what you were talking about.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I'm so glad you posted the definition of that cuz I had no idea what you were talking about.
    (sigh) http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Oil%20Driller


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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    And just slapping the n-word on something isn't an insult, so beach-nigger, sand-nigger, and bush-nigger, etc. are all unacceptable.

    Same as anything with a white center to indicate an Oreo (ie. white on the inside) such as Apple for Indians, Banana for Asians.

    Study up.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i'm gonna go back to reading studies about migraines.

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    DTTMMH: My hubbs and I are having a date day Saturday and we get to get drunk and pedal around downtown in this Trolley Pub. YAY!



    http://trolleypub.com/raleigh/

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    DTTMMH: My hubbs and I are having a date day Saturday and we get to get drunk and pedal around downtown in this Trolley Pub. YAY!



    http://trolleypub.com/raleigh/
    HOW VERY COOL!!!!

    I would love to have something like that available !! You don't get in trouble for 'drunk in public'?

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    Nope!! They have some permit with the city or something, all you have to do is sign a waiver that if you fall off and get run over it's not their fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Nope!! They have some permit with the city or something, all you have to do is sign a waiver that if you fall off and get run over it's not their fault.
    LOL!!!

    I'd be the dumbass that fell of BEFORE the drinks were served!!!

    have one for me!!

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    we have one of those in dsm. they look fun but i've never been. those drunk people always look tired.

    have fun, deb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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