Dumb things that make you happy.

[emmieslost]

i just need to gloat. i'm having the best month i've ever had at work and the policies just keep fucking rollllling in. $$$$$$

[emmieslost]

mmmm dates. but i think i might vom if i eat more than two.

[whackjob]

mmmm dates. but i think i might vom if i eat more than two.

bacon wrapped dates! or more indulgent, bleu-cheese stuffed bacon wrapped dates!

[emmieslost]

bacon wrapped dates! or more indulgent, bleu-cheese stuffed bacon wrapped dates!

i sometimes work for a catering company that makes bacon wrapped figs stuffed with bleu-cheese and walnuts. too die for.

[Key West Digger]

I hope dates are not prunes. Off to Google.....

[zeebee]

No dates are not prunes. The grow on palm trees.

[Nancy Drew]

I had bacon-wrapped dates a few years ago in Vegas (when I still ate bacon) and they were AMAZING. Apparently I am allergic to dates because I broke out in horrible hives, and then I had to go to a bunch of client meetings with important people looking like I had leprosy.

/coolstorybro

[Ron_NYC]

I had bacon-wrapped dates a few years ago in Vegas (when I still ate bacon) and they were AMAZING. Apparently I am allergic to dates because I broke out in horrible hives, and then I had to go to a bunch of client meetings with important people looking like I had leprosy.

/coolstorybro

Jeez ND, sometimes your life is actually hard.

[Nancy Drew]

Jeez ND, sometimes your life is actually hard.

I board numerous wahmbulances each and every day.

[whackjob]

I board numerous wahmbulances each and every day.

WEEEEEEooooooWEEEEEooooooWEEEEEEEEEooooooooo!!!!

DTTMMH: wednesday nights + aaa.

[wmdeeznuts]

I just found out the lady who sued me paid about $100 to buy a process server to serve me the court papers. The only reason she did that was because she thought she'd win the case and I would have to pay that fee back to her. Yea, she lost. So that was an extra bill flushed down the toilet, in addition to what she already lost...

[jessielee]

When my kid pronounces "Tacos" as "Cock-hoes"

[Cathynugz]

Cadberry Eggs!

[Rhythmisasadist]

Cadberry Eggs!

LOVE them. But my mom always thinks I like the creme ones when I like the caramel ones so I get them every year and just give them to my husband and he ends up being me the correct ones.

[jeneria]

LOVE them. But my mom always thinks I like the creme ones when I like the caramel ones so I get them every year and just give them to my husband and he ends up being me the correct ones.

My husband likes the regular Cadberry Egg and I like the caramel. The regular ones kind of squick me out.

[songbirdsong]

My husband likes the regular Cadberry Egg and I like the caramel. The regular ones kind of squick me out.

I like the little solid chocolate ones with the superthin crispy sugar shell. Ohhh Cadbury.

[emmieslost]

I like the little solid chocolate ones with the superthin crispy sugar shell. Ohhh Cadbury.

cadberry mini eggs, ftw.

[Nancy Drew]

OG Cadbury eggs are my fave. I'm not really a candy person, but those things have my heart.

[PunkerDuckie]

DTTMMH: Keebler fudge sticks.

[wmdeeznuts]

Keebler makes good knock-off samoas too.

[whackjob]

dttmmh: boners.

the word boner makes me giggle like a school girl. boner. boner. boner. boner. boner. i would totally be branded some kind of prevert if i were a man. some sexual deviant with a perpetual hard on. i don't know how you men do it.

[emmieslost]

if it wasn't for boners my day would suck a lot more than it does, that is for sure. boners. boners. boners.

[wmdeeznuts]

Whoa, I just had a moment of zen. I remembered Boner who was Mike Ceaver's friend on the show Growing Pains. Then I realized he was not only dead now, but he was an article on MDS!

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

Cadbury eggs means Easter. Which means giant hollow chocolate bunnies. I love keeping it in the fridge and breaking off little pieces at a time

[Ron_NYC]

This page: http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/tagge...Jacking/page/5

The posts annoy me heaps, but the fact that these annoying fuckers got sent to this STFU blog cheers me right on up.