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    do you think duck tales is on netflix?
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Peace Out already!


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    Had a drunk guy run a red light and get his car (with wife and infant in the back seat) t-boned by another car. He was unhurt, baby was fine, mom was trapped and moderately injured. He was sitting in the back of my rig giving us info on his wife/baby while the FD worked on getting her cut out of the car. The cops had him get out to do a field sobriety test (which he failed MISERABLY) and they arrested him on the spot. Instant karma for endangering your family. Butthole. I was happy he got arrested. Made my night.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Why are people driving drunk with their families in the car?!??!

    I'll never understand that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Why are people driving drunk with their families in the car?!??!

    I'll never understand that.
    Why are people driving drunk, period? Even if their family isn't in the car with them, somebody's family is on the road with them!

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    Got to spend an hour and a half on the phone last night with the guy who was my best friend since the sixth grade. We haven't talked to or seen each other much over the past few years, but he's going through a "mid life crisis" type thing and I was the one he came to to talk about it. We've promised to see each other more, since we live in the same city and there's no reason not to. I'm glad to have him back around.
    "A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    Got to spend an hour and a half on the phone last night with the guy who was my best friend since the sixth grade. We haven't talked to or seen each other much over the past few years, but he's going through a "mid life crisis" type thing and I was the one he came to to talk about it. We've promised to see each other more, since we live in the same city and there's no reason not to. I'm glad to have him back around.
    This is awesome!!

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    i get two chances to take my math tests. this morning i took it before work and got a 62%. booooooo. i thought i got this chapter! i figured out that i can go through the ones i got wrong and display the solution... i went through and wrote all of the problems down so that when i took the test this evening, i managed to get a 92%!!! yay!

    this brought my class grade up to almost an 'a'. thank the gods, it looks like i will finally pass this damn math class.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Yahoo! That's how I passed, thank goodness. I won't need that crap anyway. Bitches.

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    Dttmmh: Operation awesome first Mother's day out west is full speed ahead!! We did a test run of the live (MAINE!!!!!) lobster tonight and it was a success. J isn't a fan really so he and j will turf it while Mom surfs it. So so so excited it's MAINE lobster woot woot. We'll be making her brunch - eggs Benedict - and going to the races in the afternoon. So excited!!

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    seeing people running for the tube like their life depends on it....and the doors shutting on them just as they're about to try and jump on :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Matthews View Post
    seeing people running for the tube like their life depends on it....and the doors shutting on them just as they're about to try and jump on :)
    You're a douche.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    An excellent Mother's Day with my daughters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarahric13 View Post
    An excellent Mother's Day with my daughters.
    Glad to hear it Sarah!

    DTTMMH: Mission Best Mothers Day Ever was a Success!!

    Favorite Flowers
    Homemade Eggs Benedict Brunch
    Mother's Day card "on steroids" (it was a little book I filled out for her)
    New PJs
    Horse Races
    Relaxing Wine & Cheese post-races
    Pre-Dinner Nap (for mom & hubs)
    Live Maine Lobster for dinner - who was of course cooked
    Yummy Raspberry Cupcake for desert
    Great conversation on the deck over wine and tea

    ~~~
    Oh, and my siblings don't suck and all wished her a happy mother's day. She had a great day - I'm so happy:)

    Also, I drank an entire bottle of wine by myself. That was a first for me. Before tonight I think I've ever only had an entire glass of wine once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    You're a douche.
    Seriously.

    Member since Sept 2013, and your first post is how you find enjoyment from other people's pains...
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Seriously.

    Member since Sept 2013, and your first post is how you find enjoyment from other people's pains...

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    i talked to my english teacher today and told her that there is no way i am going to be able to turn in my literary notebook... she said that i will turn it in because i am an a student and the highlight of her class and it would destroy her to not give me an a in the class.

    she has given me an extra week to turn it in even though her syllabus says that she will not accept late work in any circumstance.

    whew. crisis averted. i better get busy. right after i comment on a few threads, of course.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Seriously.

    Member since Sept 2013, and your first post is how you find enjoyment from other people's pains...
    I mean I'm a douche, but I'm this flavor of douche: http://www.collegehumor.com/post/696...m_campaign=may


    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i talked to my english teacher today and told her that there is no way i am going to be able to turn in my literary notebook... she said that i will turn it in because i am an a student and the highlight of her class and it would destroy her to not give me an a in the class.

    she has given me an extra week to turn it in even though her syllabus says that she will not accept late work in any circumstance.

    whew. crisis averted. i better get busy. right after i comment on a few threads, of course.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    DTTMMH: I graduated with my Bachelor's degree and just started my Masters. I thought the day would never come...

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    DTTMMH: Growing up I wasn't very close with my mom's oldest brother (my Uncle), and as I got older my siblings and I had a fairly tumultuous relationship with him. As an adult, now being as close as I am to my Mom, my relationship with my Uncle has really blossomed into something great. What's more, with my Dad gone I find myself going to my Uncle for things that I would likely have gone to my (or a) father for. I had a pretty shit relationship with my Dad, so this relationship gives me the warm happy feels :)

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    There is a huge movement here to ban Bon Jovi from being played in any bars or clubs or by any DJ. JBJ is rumored to want to buy the Bills and move them to Toronto. It's really awesome to see the city unite and take a huge stance on something for a change. I'm loving this.
    "A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Buffalo. Fuck Bon Jovi. That city NEEDS the Bills to stay there. Especially when Jim Kelly gets healthy again and comes back home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    i watched that video three times last night and told my boyfriend i want a korean baby.

    dttmmh: phlebotomy. i see that flash of red and i get all giddy like its my first stick. tonight i was training the new guy and a nurse commented on how good i am.

    last night i got the assist with a straight cath. i fucking love my job and my coworkers. just a few days shy of two years cube-free and i couldn't be happier with the decision to walk away from the desk.

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