Dumb things that annoy you.

[soultosqueeze]

Waking up to a boot on my car this morning. Yes. Annoying. And my own fault.

[Caffeinatedkat]

Where to start....

Okay will the baby is sick she has a fever she's had diarrhea for a few days my grandparents decide to stop by and whenever they come over my kids routines always get screwed up I have them on very strict schedule so that I can keep my sanity.

So I told them I'm gonna run and go get Elliot from school please keep Quinn inside she doesn't feel good I come back and of course the babies playing outside . Whatever, so I go in the kitchen to boil some raviolis for my son and all of a sudden I start hearing screaming it's not the baby it's my grandma and she screaming my name like my kid just got hit by a car something .

So I run out there and I grandmas All panicking because Quinn got stung by a bee. So I pick her up I take the stingier from her hand and she is of course completely fine and I told grandma look, you freaking out she's making her more upset you need to calm down it's just to bee, so she gets pissy and leaves, I like whatever, good I need to get the baby to nap.

So I change her diaper I lay her down I'm petting her hair and all of a sudden I smell burning and I'm like oh my God the raviolis. I run to the kitchen the pots fine it's not over flowing and then I looked on the ground and there's Mumford and part of His tail is cringed and he's licking at it...

Seriously, SERIOUSLY?? I live one of the most uneventful boring lives there is because I make sure to always have a plan always have a schedule and always have everything worked out ahead of time. This kinda crap, not ok. Going to start having visiting hours for my kids lol like a zoo!

[marycontrary]

Poor Mumford. You know, this shit wouldn't happen if you used a microwave and a can of chef boyardee...lol

Just kidding. Hope the baby doesn't develop a paranoia of bugs over it. When I was little a bee stung me on the lip. I never got over it.

[Words Words]

Poor Mumford. You know, this shit wouldn't happen if you used a microwave and a can of chef boyardee...lol

At least it was only that, nothing huge or anything...like a fire. Remember there are always positives with negatives.

[Caffeinatedkat]

Poor Mumford. You know, this shit wouldn't happen if you used a microwave and a can of chef boyardee...lol

Just kidding. Hope the baby doesn't develop a paranoia of bugs over it. When I was little a bee stung me on the lip. I never got over it.

But then how would I open the can, I don't have a Can opener!
I don't actually have an issue against microwaves I have an issue with
Processed foods, frozen food etc. I want to know exactly what I'm putting in my family.
Nothing sinister about it <3 Lucky for Mumford he's pretty longed hair so it
Just cringed the very bottom

[Caffeinatedkat]

[Words Words]

Can opener? they have pull tops now!

[Caffeinatedkat]

Can opener? they have pull tops now!

Yeah no, I don't do canned lol
The only frozen I buy are peas
Because, seriously even I do not
Have the patients to do all that work

[TupeloHoney]

But then how would I open the can, I don't have a Can opener!
I don't actually have an issue against microwaves I have an issue with
Processed foods, frozen food etc. I want to know exactly what I'm putting in my family.
Nothing sinister about it <3 Lucky for Mumford he's pretty longed hair so it
Just cringed the very bottom

Then how on earth did you open the cans of creamed corn you posted in the food thread? With a pickaxe?

[raisedbywolves]

Then how on earth did you open the cans of creamed corn you posted in the food thread? With a pickaxe?

TH is very observant!

[Words Words]

oh yeah! and she had those beans that one day....something smells fishy.

[marycontrary]

Cough, cough...I saw cans of creamed corn for your corn chowder. I remember, because I love creamed corn and my family hates it. So the picture made me crave it and then it made me think of hominy which I also love and family hates and then I was craving hominy. That made me think of grits, which my family hates and I love.

Did you use a ginsu knife to open those cans?

[Caffeinatedkat]

Then how on earth did you open the cans of creamed corn you posted in the food thread? With a pickaxe?

I use this thing



No one told me you can buy cans with pop tops when did that happen ?

It was a lot easier than trying to open the wine bottle with a screwdriver

[marycontrary]

LOL. That must have taken forever

[Words Words]

Cough, cough...I saw cans of creamed corn for your corn chowder. I remember, because I love creamed corn and my family hates it. So the picture made me crave it and then it made me think of hominy which I also love and family hates and then I was craving hominy. That made me think of grits, which my family hates and I love.

then I had to go on google and look all these things up, but I found a picture of a sparkly puppy.

[Words Words]

use a drill to open corks...I thought everyone looked up life hacks.

[Caffeinatedkat]

See, I always this dumb lol that was seven years ago and I still don't own a wine opener

http://www.themommyplaybook.com/foru...highlight=Wine

[marycontrary]

And now I'm thinking of okra which I love and my husband will eat. I'm off to buy okra and hominy and I will eat my hominy in secret in the closet

[Caffeinatedkat]

then I had to go on google and look all these things up, but I found a picture of a sparkly puppy.

And you didn't post the picture the sparkly puppy you're no friend of mine LOL

[Caffeinatedkat]

And now I'm thinking of okra which I love and my husband will eat. I'm off to buy okra and hominy and I will eat my hominy in secret in the closet

Don't forget to post pictures in the food area and make sure it's not slimy I hate slimy okra !

[marycontrary]

I love a little cork crumb in my wine.

[Caffeinatedkat]

I love a little cork crumb in my wine.

It tasted disgusting I didn't drink it LOL
I really do not enjoy the taste of alcohol
So when I drink I do shots, get it over witn

[Words Words]

And you didn't post the picture the sparkly puppy you're no friend of mine LOL

I only post the best pictures on here...other ones I find go on my fb to annoy my friends and family.


I also love fried okra. mmm fried okra.

[Caffeinatedkat]

It has to be done just right or It can be terrible ... Maybe I should grow some okra

[Miller22]

oh yeah! and she had those beans that one day....something smells fishy.

yeah her husband chose a can of something and a mix for dinner.

NIt for nothin - I think that idea is pretty cool. It makes you be creative for dinner, but also not have to think from scratch on what to make and someone always gets a semblance of what they wanted.