Wait....I thought the mom jeans were back in style?
Mom jeans are the high waisted jeans, right? My 17 year old just went to the mall and bought a couple of pairs of them. She said they were in style now.
I wish I could find some mom jeans. All I can find is hip huggers. Those damn things don't even fit my ass right. Everytime I bend over- butt crack.
Anytime someone asks how old my kid is, I can't remember, so I just say ' oh she was 1 in July or will be 3 in december'. Depending in which kid they are referring to lol.
This is why my friend refers to all children as "fuck trophies". and I love him for that.Originally Posted by Ron_NYC
Yeah, I did notice that high wasted jeans are back, but those only look good if you're tiny. Have a little bit of gunt? Instant mom jeans.Wait....I thought the mom jeans were back in style?
Mom jeans are the high waisted jeans, right? My 17 year old just went to the mall and bought a couple of pairs of them. She said they were in style now.
I wish I could find some mom jeans. All I can find is hip huggers. Those damn things don't even fit my ass right. Everytime I bend over- butt crack.
Example: this:
Vs. This:
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Haha didn't wanna call them that cause I figured you people would lose your shit.
Nope. Love it. Occasionally I'll refer to my own as that.
In my mind, they're jeans your Mom would wear. It's not about wearing them after you have kids. At least that's my take on them. My Dad wore a suit and tie to work, and the rest of the time he wore golf clothes. Some of those golf pants were questionable.
i think what makes a mom jean is the pleats and the room up top. high-waisted jeans aren't mom jeans if they are form fitted.This is why my friend refers to all children as "fuck trophies". and I love him for that.
Yeah, I did notice that high wasted jeans are back, but those only look good if you're tiny. Have a little bit of gunt? Instant mom jeans.
Example: this:
Vs. This:
What's questionable is that said mom jeans of mine, were once normal jeans I wore pre-pregnancy, then after baby- BAM! They looked terrible and looked like mom jeans. Riddle me this?!?
Because you became a mom!
Females that hover should die.
What hood rat shit are you talkin aboutFemales that hover should die.
Females in this office building think it's like a club and hover so that their urine splashes everywhere. Mind you, this also goes through the seat covers. Hovering creates the NEED to hover. Stupid bitch. Whoever she was.
Eew. Why hover if you use a toilet seat cover? And if you want to hover wipe your urine off the fucking seat. Nasty.Females in this office building think it's like a club and hover so that their urine splashes everywhere. Mind you, this also goes through the seat covers. Hovering creates the NEED to hover. Stupid bitch. Whoever she was.
I read "hover" like when people hover over you. That shit makes me nuts.
i read it as hoover and thought - what's a vacuum have to do with anything?
Pee doesn't bother me nearly as much as the other stuff I'll find...
oh, pee pisses me the fuck off. i don't know these women who have a nice condensed stream while hovering and apparently they don't exist considering the state of the toilets, but when i hover and have to use various muscles to steady myself, i have to do a much more thorough wiping of my twat, and thighs to make sure i'm clean.
if girls want to hover, they should do as a man and lift the seat.
I would say I am scared to ask, but I am not. What the hell else do you find??
Vomit would be worse. I would die if I found vomit in a bathroom.
Exactly. Stupid fucking broads.
Blood, pubic hair, fecal matter...I would say I am scared to ask, but I am not. What the hell else do you find??
Vomit would be worse. I would die if I found vomit in a bathroom.
In our old building someone would shit on the floor. I stepped in it once. That was nice.
Just more examples that hating humanity is the only way.
I am so sorry Shins. I have tears running down my face from laughing. I'm sorry.
i used to work in a thrift store that had changing rooms. once some old guy shit himself and changed his pants, left them there. yup. my hand went right into it before realizing what he had done.
i used to work in a thrift store that had changing rooms. once some old guy shit himself and changed his pants, left them there. yup. my hand went right into it before realizing what he had done.
no shit...
having to buy a new phone and LOSING EVERYTHING.
So sorry Ani, but now I'm really laughing. Not at you of course, but the story itself.i used to work in a thrift store that had changing rooms. once some old guy shit himself and changed his pants, left them there. yup. my hand went right into it before realizing what he had done.
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