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  1. 03-04-2015, 08:24 PM #1
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    Man hands in 'severed penis' at police station

    A man has handed in what is believed to be a severed penis at a police station on the NSW Central Coast.

    Authorities say the man walked into Toukley Police Station just before midday claiming to have found a human penis inside a plastic bag.He told officers it had been discovered by his neighbours' dog at a park 60km away.

    Ambulance officers were called to inspect the contents of the bag.

    "It appeared to be some form of tissue matter that could be a penis,? a police spokesperson said

    He confirmed the 'unidentified item' had been taken to John Hunter Hospital for forensic examination.

    ?First we have to establish if it is human and if it is obviously the investigation will widen from there."

    https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/2652...tation/?cmp=fb

    I would of think it would be clear if it was human or not, maybe its decomposed.
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    See, being a dog walker I always fear this kind of thing. Do you realize how often you hear "a dog walker found the body" or "a woman out walking her dog made the gruesome discovery"?

    I'm bound to find a severed penis someday. The law of averages demands it.
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    I've watched enough crime shows to know that this guy had a hand in it and knows where it came from
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    See, being a dog walker I always fear this kind of thing. Do you realize how often you hear "a dog walker found the body" or "a woman out walking her dog made the gruesome discovery"?

    I'm bound to find a severed penis someday. The law of averages demands it.
    When I walk my dog I think about that too. I pray it never happens !!
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    Central Coast? Probably dropped by a seagull. It's amazing what the greedy little fuckers will snatch up & fly off with at the beach






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    I am curious as to how this guy was to definitely know it was a severed penis, but the EMT's could only say it was tissue that could possibly be a penis.
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  7. 03-06-2015, 01:05 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Central Coast? Probably dropped by a seagull. It's amazing what the greedy little fuckers will snatch up & fly off with at the beach






    Hate those things bloody assholes lol , I live on the coast they are everywhere !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    I am curious as to how this guy was to definitely know it was a severed penis, but the EMT's could only say it was tissue that could possibly be a penis.
    This, is a very good question !
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    THAT'S where I left my severed penis.
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    I want that fucking meat.
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    I heard on the radio today they said its not human tissue and no further investigation will happen.
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    Well that's a good thing... Lol wonder what it was ?
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    It was a Dildo. I'd bet my life
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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    THAT'S where I left my severed penis.
    Nope, yours is still missing apparently
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly-Jane View Post
    Well that's a good thing... Lol wonder what it was ?







    Some kind of partially eaten eel?

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...ns/photo2.html
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    UNDERWATER PENIS! UNDERWATER PENIS!

    Last edited by PeaceBeWithMe; 03-06-2015 at 08:46 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    UNDERWATER PENIS! UNDERWATER PENIS!

    The worst part is that if you look closely you can juusst see it's eyes

    Oh, & most of our eels are quite happy to travel snake-like between bodies of water. Imagine finding one alive & writhing on the floor of a riverside public toilet block?
    Last edited by blighted star; 03-06-2015 at 10:04 PM.
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    You guys realize that I'll obsess over this looking for updates to prove my Dildo theory
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Nope, yours is still missing apparently
    well, fuck.
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    I want that fucking meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post




    Some kind of partially eaten eel?

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...ns/photo2.html
    Wow...ewwww !
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post




    Some kind of partially eaten eel?

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...ns/photo2.html
    Who just randomly leaves a half eaten penis eel in a bag on the side of the road or wherever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Who just randomly leaves a half eaten penis eel in a bag on the side of the road or wherever?
    Australian people.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    Australian people.
    Care to weigh in on this one, Kelly? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    Who just randomly leaves a half eaten penis eel in a bag on the side of the road or wherever?
    I think the bigger (no pun intended) question is, who finds what they believe to be a severed penis on the ground and then PICKS IT UP!?!?!?


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.
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    I'd snatch it up, cuz, eBay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    Australian people.
    Well I never !
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