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    Quote Originally Posted by Monter View Post

    Fun ruiner....(But I love you)
    Sometimes if we play with our toys too much, they break. This also explains why you're constantly having to replace your vibrator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Sometimes if we play with our toys too much, they break. This also explains why you're constantly having to replace your vibrator.
    Hey, Hey-let's get this back on topic and back to Sassypants! This is serious business!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Hey, Hey-let's get this back on topic and back to Sassypants! This is serious business!
    Good Sir. I do not think you understand, my actions have very likely averted page upon page of off topic bickering and general drama laden fuckery. Sure, at first it may amuse but after but a mere moment it would grow tiresome and sully this entire thread's superb existence. I do think you owe me an apology, lest I urge my Hate Group comrade Monter to utilize you as her newest toy.


    Bitches.

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    I hope somebody filed a missing persons report on Sassy and will keep us updated, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Good Sir. I do not think you understand, my actions have very likely averted page upon page of off topic bickering and general drama laden fuckery. Sure, at first it may amuse but after but a mere moment it would grow tiresome and sully this entire thread's superb existence. I do think you owe me an apology, lest I urge my Hate Group comrade Monter to utilize you as her newest toy.


    Bitches.
    And as I mentioned, we cant have any of that because this is very serious business, indeed!

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    Didn't mean to put the in there...more craziness happening every second in this thread and I can't edit.

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    I swear, everytime someone uses the "crazy" smiley - it looks like a dildo hitting the smiley's face to me. So I think of dildos everytime Monter posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I swear, everytime someone uses the "crazy" smiley - it looks like a dildo hitting the smiley's face to me. So I think of dildos everytime Monter posts.
    There are worse things to think of!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post


    And as I mentioned, we cant have any of that because this is very serious business, indeed!
    Another MDS mystery. Should we call in Websleuths?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Good Sir. I do not think you understand, my actions have very likely averted page upon page of off topic bickering and general drama laden fuckery. Sure, at first it may amuse but after but a mere moment it would grow tiresome and sully this entire thread's superb existence. I do think you owe me an apology, lest I urge my Hate Group comrade Monter to utilize you as her newest toy.


    Bitches.
    You are in rare form today.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    You are in rare form today.
    For serious, I thought of my reply to wolfy in one of my half awake morning checking MDS moments. I went back to sleep, woke up again and still thought it was funny so I posted that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    For serious, I thought of my reply to wolfy in one of my half awake morning checking MDS moments. I went back to sleep, woke up again and still thought it was funny so I posted that shit.
    Hey, I'm not hatin'. I'm just seeing a newer saucier Miller.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Hey, I'm not hatin'. I'm just seeing a newer saucier Miller.
    Aw, would it kill you to know I was being jokey?

    I can be saucey - I assure. Being pithy is my style. I just try not to be here. That's what makes me laugh heartily when I'm called a mean girl or told I'm part of a hate group. Bitches don't even know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post

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    I love this thread so much that I just had to bump it! Tee hee hee.

    Quote Originally Posted by Not your business View Post
    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    You suck so hard. I 'bout broke a land speed record getting in here with my fractured hand.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    I love this thread so much that I just had to bump it! Tee hee hee.
    Omg thank you. I totally forgot about this one.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    I read this whole thing one snowy afternoon. It was WUNDERFULL!!!!!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Don't forget the apology thread, y'all!!

    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthrea...636-My-apology
    Quote Originally Posted by Not your business View Post
    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    Oh yeah, I went through the thread again.

    Crickets thinks/thought Alaina was Sassy. I don't think she was wrong.

    Maybe Alaina goes into hibernation and only peeks her head out of the cave around this time of year.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    Don't forget the apology thread, y'all!!

    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthrea...636-My-apology
    I read that, too.

    This was one of my favorite responses on there when she was talking about trying to find a good password:

    Well after you think of a word he doesn't know, I'd suggest leaving him as he sounds like a twat


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    It's truly, awesomely, amazing how really stupid people think everyone in the internet is dumb. Like, they really think they can be different people on the internet "and no one will ever know!"
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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