Originally Posted by CanaryDiam
Seconded.
First they lure you with their cute decoy geese
When you get close, their treachery is exposed
But help is at hand. Thankyou University of Waterloo
Seconded.
First they lure you with their cute decoy geese
When you get close, their treachery is exposed
But help is at hand. Thankyou University of Waterloo
i needed that advice when i was moving out of college and there was a goose mom and her damn goose babies eating on a 2 foot by 3 foot patch of grass.
They're the biggest assholes of the animal kingdom. They lay their eggs outside of the door to our office building and dive bomb people going in and out of the building.
"A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings
when people are assholes, the word for bitch shouldnt be female dog, it should be gander (or goose) which ever it is for female goose.
I had a sneaking suspicion but had to google to check - it's ...
GOOSE!!
& this is so stupid I have to post it
i like this story!
I am not a fan. They are not very entertaining and they poop everywhere. Blue Jays suck as well. Sorry Mr Audubon!
during a break at school today, i bought a bag of chips and sat down on the steps to eat them. i saw the stalker goose from 50 feet away saunter towards me with his gang of ducks following behind. yup. he came darn near close to attacking me for my chips. in fact, i had to jump up and leave my coffee on the steps and run into the building to avoid getting bitten. everyone laughed at me.
honk honk.
honk honk.
honk honk.
i will hear this in my nightmares.
Why not just share some of your chips? Wildlife need to eat too.
dude, i totally did but he wouldn't let up. the ducks were trying to get in on it but he began pulling out their feathers when they grabbed at them. i poured the rest of the bag out so i could make my escape!
Big mistake.
Geese are jerks. I wish they were as delicious as chicken.
Hello, new person.
We've three geese in our neighborhood that hang out by our corner store. Marci, the clerk there, feeds them old hot dog buns. Hence, they mob the door every morning and nip at you when you run by. It's delightful exercise.
Are they not?
they taste like assholes, i bet.
Love when this thread resurfaces
They actually taste pretty good.
They mess up your pool liner. The babies do.
And when you try to get the babies out, the mother geese love to fly at your head.
Canadian geese unlike Canadians (human form) are total assholes! They and their babies used to swim in my pool and tear up the lining. I had one try to attack me while I was trying to get their babies out of the pool. I don't hit animals, but I would've hit this one.
I was so tired I didn't even realize I had already shared that story. Lmao!
Fun fact for all you goose-haters - they are sturdy little buggers that can live for up to 20 years in the wild. They are also monogamous (as are many birds).
A goose near my Mom's house was hit by a car and killed, and it's 'partner' wouldn't leave it or let anyone take it away. It literally sat next to the dead goose for two weeks while the neighbors fed and watered the grieving widow[er].
You are talking to a woman who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.
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