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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    I will never understand the fact that the person who got cheated on starts more shit with the person their SO cheated on them with, not the douchey dude they were dating who did the actual cheating. It's not like he accidentally slipped and fell into the girls vagina.
    It's clearly ALLLLLLLL the chick's fault. Why would her man want to cheat on her? he didn't until this little floozy came walking in struttin her slut juices everywhere.


    isn't that how it works?
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Slut juice, breakfast of champions...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    It's clearly ALLLLLLLL the chick's fault. Why would her man want to cheat on her? he didn't until this little floozy came walking in struttin her slut juices everywhere.


    isn't that how it works?
    well, if slut juice was everywhere, I suppose he could have slipped on some and fell penis first into, what must be, her cavernous vagina

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    i gagged a little bit. just a little though.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i gagged a little bit. just a little though.
    Yeah, it was tough to hit the "post reply" button on that one lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    She fucked someones man.
    Yep.

    I think my friend and her husband were friends with wife/husband.

    My friend's husband just left her a week ago.

    My friend doesn't seem to be bothered by it tho. She's posting stuff now that says "Best day ever" and "I'm loving life"

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    Ugh. I messed this up
    Last edited by IzzyCooper; 07-03-2015 at 04:11 AM.

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    Welp. That may be the best way to handle drama on The Book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    My friend doesn't seem to be bothered by it tho. She's posting stuff now that says "Best day ever" and "I'm loving life"
    I always find that the ones that do those "my life is sooo much better without you in it" posts are actually super bitter. Maybe my friends are just shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazydaze View Post
    I always find that the ones that do those "my life is sooo much better without you in it" posts are actually super bitter. Maybe my friends are just shit.
    Mine are then too, because I see the same bitter ones on my feed all the time lol

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    Seriously we have hundreds of glow sticks in this house. It is nuts. I go to take a shower and there are like 50 in there. I may be having a glow stick melt down lol


    Mommy to: Misty-Allison-Elliot-Sebastian-Quinn
    And our newest rugrat MISS MARLEE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    Seriously we have hundreds of glow sticks in this house. It is nuts. I go to take a shower and there are like 50 in there. I may be having a glow stick melt down lol

    There is a thread for this, you know, right?

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    It's 3:30 am and a doll I have never heard before is talking in my kids toy room. This is how horror movies start.

    If I get murdered by some possessed doll, make up stories about me to make my life seem way more scandalous than it really is, I don't want to be a boring article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazydaze View Post
    It's 3:30 am and a doll I have never heard before is talking in my kids toy room. This is how horror movies start.

    If I get murdered by some possessed doll, make up stories about me to make my life seem way more scandalous than it really is, I don't want to be a boring article.
    I think being murdered by a possessed doll is a pretty good story by itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumaki15 View Post
    I think being murdered by a possessed doll is a pretty good story by itself.
    No way man, I need more drama.

    Besides, I just investigated and it ended up being the play kitchen, turns out it talks. Who knew. Nobody's gonna get murdered by a tiny stove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazydaze View Post
    No way man, I need more drama.

    Besides, I just investigated and it ended up being the play kitchen, turns out it talks. Who knew. Nobody's gonna get murdered by a tiny stove.
    I am pretty sure you can be bludgeoned to death by a tiny stove

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazydaze View Post
    No way man, I need more drama.

    Besides, I just investigated and it ended up being the play kitchen, turns out it talks. Who knew. Nobody's gonna get murdered by a tiny stove.
    Tiny stove doors open, you know. Then people wonder why it opened so bend down to look inside. Then get sucked in, door closes and BOOM. Cook, cook, cook.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Tiny stove doors open, you know. Then people wonder why it opened so bend down to look inside. Then get sucked in, door closes and BOOM. Cook, cook, cook.
    Where the hell do you live?

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    Last edited by debk589; 07-09-2015 at 10:02 AM.

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    I'm afraid to stroll through cemeteries at night. They are all locked around here and I don't want to go to jail. I'm a wuss.

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    i walk through at least one cemetery almost every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    #9 , just look at Words' Sig

    LOVE cemeteries! I miss the really old ones from back East.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Posting pics of dead animals? Fraid not.

    Other than that YES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amy1217 View Post
    I'm afraid to stroll through cemeteries at night. They are all locked around here and I don't want to go to jail. I'm a wuss.
    My dad had a place when I was little that was right across the street from a cemetery, and my brothers and I and their friends would play release in it all night during the summer sometimes

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    What is "release?" How do you play?

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