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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i hope he gets a pass too. what a stupid thing to be upset about. i like cops who pose for stupid pictures in stupid situations.
    People were all butthurt over this: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...vUuIeV33dYsKrJ

    God forbid the cops actually interact in a positive way with the people in the neighborhood. That's a parade full of suspects, not citizens. If your foot isn't on their neck, what reason to you have to converse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    People were all butthurt over this: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...vUuIeV33dYsKrJ

    God forbid the cops actually interact in a positive way with the people in the neighborhood. That's a parade full of suspects, not citizens. If your foot isn't on there neck, what reason to you have to converse?
    right? i've got a picture of me and my dog being escorted out of a bowling alley by two cops who were happy to pose for the pic. i love the picture! it's funny to see them smiling broadly while kicking us out of the place. i think they were just happy to be called in for a simple trespassing call instead of getting shot at. they were nice guys. i didn't even get ticketed!

    btw: back story - it was my friend's birthday party and we went from the park to the bowling alley on bikes and so i couldn't leave my pooch in the car. i tried to bust out with the service animal line but the bowling alley wasn't having it. they eventually let me in but called the cops at the same time so i got to hang out inside for about an hour before they showed up rolling their eyes about the call.
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    Brita West Planned To Pass Meth To Inmate Willard Tinch In Her Dentures During Wedding Kiss, Police Say

    Police say a bride-to-be in Huntsville, Tenn., stashed meth in her dentures so she could pass the drugs to her jailed groom during their wedding kiss.

    Brita West arrived at the detention center to marry inmate Willard Tinch on Sunday. As she was being searched, she inquired how she could kiss Tinch, local news outlet WBIR reported. A Scott County Sheriff's officer noticed she had trouble keeping her dentures on, then spotted a package in her mouth.

    The contents turned out to be methamphetamine and suboxone strips.

    "I think that the Scott County Sheriff's Department did a fine job detecting suspicious behavior and acting upon it," Lori Phillips-Jones, district attorney general for Tennessee's eighth judicial district, told The Huffington Post on Tuesday.

    West, who faces charges of possession and introducing drugs into a county institution, remained in custody as of Tuesday afternoon, Phillips-Jones said. West had a court appearance scheduled for Wednesday and will probably be appointed an attorney if she can't come up with the $25,000 bail.


    Brita West's alleged smuggling plot was reportedly foiled when her dentures fell, revealing the drugs.

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    Do try not to get your penis stuck in a toaster. A message from the fire brigade


    It?s A Thing: London Fire Department Warns public, ?Do not put your penis in a toaster? July 29, 2013 By Anomaly

    A man had to be rescued after his manhood was caught in a vacuum cleaner and another after his penis was caught in a toaster. Because it?s a thing in London apparently after the novel Fifty Shades of Grey became all the rage, thusly men have been sticking their man parts in objects apparently. So, the London Fire Brigade appealed to the public.





    Third Officer Dave Brown said, ?Some of the incidents our firefighters are called out to could be prevented with a little common sense.? He added, ?I don?t know whether it?s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up. I?m sure most people will be Fifty Shades of Red by the time our crews arrive to free them.?

    Because you see, they could get electrocuted or really toasty. As in toast, you?re penis is done. Also, it?s a book. It is not real life.


    At the bottom of their site it reads:

    In the past, the Brigade has been called out to:

    ? A man with his penis stuck in a toaster
    ? A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo
    ? A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine
    ? A child with its head trapped in an ironing board
    ? An adult stuck in a child?s toy car
    ? A child with its head stuck in a massage chair
    ? A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase
    ? Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger
    ? A child with a tambourine stuck on its head
    ? A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger

    Hey, ever put one in a blender? Don?t do that either.


    From yahoo questions 2010

    Is this the original London Fire patient ?

    My boyfriend currently has his penis stuck in his toaster... i feel kinda guilty cuz i made him do it.?

    i really need some help to help him so he doesnt break up with me :( thanks

    Asked by ? - 4 years ago -Report Abuse

    Best Answer turn the toaster on. it will pop right out in 2-3 minutes, depending on how dark you want it. Source(s): years of experience.

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    Seven women were arrested on prostitution charges during a "quality of life" operation in Hartford Thursday. How come they never look like pretty woman?








    This lady has been arrested 24 times


    This lady was arrested 20 times







    Here's the rest. This link links to many other arrest for hooking.
    http://www.wfsb.com/slideshow?widgetid=86720
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I'm not sure I believe this, I was thinking if it was true, it was probably the worst private sale rip-off of the year - but then I saw the story above


    http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/1...-were-iphones/

    There are apples, the fruit, and Apple iPhones, and usually it’s pretty easy to tell the difference.

    Unfortunately, an Australian woman caught up in a scam ended up paying $1,200 for two pieces of fruit.

    The crime of produce happened on a Website called Gumtree.

    According to the Herald Sun, the 21-year-old scam victim placed an ad asking if anyone had an iPhone for

    She got a response from another woman who said she could sell her two.

    The two met at a McDonald’s where the buyer handed the seller $1,200 and was handed two “iPhone boxes

    The woman didn’t check to see what was inside.

    She finally looked once she got home, and found fruit, not phones, inside.

    Police from the Queensland town of Upper Mount Gravatt, near Brisbane, pointed out that people should be

    "Don't stay away, because most people are doing the right thing, but be smart about what you buy," Senior Constable Jess Hopkin told the Herald Sun.

    "If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

    Andrew Perrott wrote on the Independent, “The sheer stupidity of some people defies belief.”

    Marcin Karpinski added, “Nowadays, phones are smarter and more intelligent than their owners.”

    A third offered, “ I have an Xbox box for sale.”

    A spokesperson for Gumtree Australia said the online classified's company takes the safety of its users

    "We are continually improving processes and user education to make Gumtree the safest possible platform for buying and selling," Niki Hennessy said.

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    13-Foot Python Found in Hialeah Homeowner's Shed

    By BRIAN HAMACHER NBCMIAMI.com
    updated 2 hours 33 minutes ago

    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/52676493/n...news-miami_fl/ to see picture...

    A Hialeah homeowner got the shock of their life when they discovered a 13-foot albino Burmese python living in their shed Sunday night.

    The massive snake was found around 9 p.m. in the 1000 block of W. 60th Street.

    Lt. Lisa Wood, with the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Venom Unit said she received a call from Hialeah Police to fetch the python from its cozy home.

    "It was very nicely holed up in a shed, it's been there a while," Wood said.

    Wood and other officers were able to grab the 100-pound snake from the shed, where they also found a skin that the snake had shed and a skull.

    "Speaking with the neighbors, apparently there's a couple of rabbits and a cat missing from the neighborhood recently so the snake may be to blame for that," Wood said.

    The python was removed and its fate was unknown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Seven women were arrested on prostitution charges during a "quality of life" operation in Hartford Thursday. How come they never look like pretty woman?








    This lady has been arrested 24 times


    This lady was arrested 20 times







    Here's the rest. This link links to many other arrest for hooking.
    http://www.wfsb.com/slideshow?widgetid=86720
    Ugly gals needs lovin' too! Pooo Yi, those are some rough lookin' women!


    "Theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang from a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes, your common sense".... JIM GARRISON

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    Yo, it's gotta be like $2 handys or something. Holy shit.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    These chicks had to be on the blue light special list.

    As for the python story, I will say it again..Between the acquitted murderers running free and the fucking pythons everywhere, there is no fucking way I'm visiting FL.


    "Theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang from a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes, your common sense".... JIM GARRISON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    13-Foot Python Found in Hialeah Homeowner's Shed

    By BRIAN HAMACHER NBCMIAMI.com
    updated 2 hours 33 minutes ago

    http://www.nbcnews.com/id/52676493/n...news-miami_fl/ to see picture...

    A Hialeah homeowner got the shock of their life when they discovered a 13-foot albino Burmese python living in their shed Sunday night.

    The massive snake was found around 9 p.m. in the 1000 block of W. 60th Street.

    Lt. Lisa Wood, with the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Venom Unit said she received a call from Hialeah Police to fetch the python from its cozy home.

    "It was very nicely holed up in a shed, it's been there a while," Wood said.

    Wood and other officers were able to grab the 100-pound snake from the shed, where they also found a skin that the snake had shed and a skull.

    "Speaking with the neighbors, apparently there's a couple of rabbits and a cat missing from the neighborhood recently so the snake may be to blame for that," Wood said.

    The python was removed and its fate was unknown.

    Hey, you beat me!! This is a little odd because it happened last month which is the middle of our winter (then again it's Northern Queensland which is the tropics so winter probably doesn't mean much)

    http://news.sky.com/story/1113882/gi...z-charity-shop

    Giant Python Breaks Into Oz Charity Shop

    A chaotic crime scene had baffled police - but it now seems the 'burglar' was a massive snake with a head the size of a small dog.



    Australian police investigating a suspected break-in at a charity shop have discovered the culprit was actually a 5.7m (19ft) python.

    Police called out to the store in the town of Ingham, in northern Queensland, had been mystified by the chaotic crime scene they were confronted with, including a hole in the ceiling and a smelly pool of vomit-like liquid.



    Officers initially thought a thief had fallen through the ceiling and then thrown up -until employees spotted the giant snake the next day.



    The python was taken away from the shop by local snake catchers

    Police Sergeant Don Auld said: "We thought a person had fallen through the ceiling because the roof panel was cut in half.

    "When they've hit the floor, they've vomited and then staggered and fallen over. That's what we thought anyway."

    He now suspects the python, which weighs 17kg (37lbs), entered the St Vincent de Paul charity store, called Vinnies, through the roof, which was damaged in a cyclone two years ago.


    Is the QLD python underfed? Or is the Burmese python overfed? 19 feet/37 lbs next to 13feet/100 lbs ? If they didn't screw the metric conversion in QLD, then lol, they'd look like one giant worm next to one giant slug.

    & wow to having a venom unit, I don't think we do even with all our poisonous things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    Hey, you beat me!! This is a little odd because it happened last month which is the middle of our winter (then again it's Northern Queensland which is the tropics so winter probably doesn't mean much)



    Is the QLD python underfed? Or is the Burmese python overfed? 19 feet/37 lbs next to 13feet/100 lbs ? If they didn't screw the metric conversion in QLD, then lol, they'd look like one giant worm next to one giant slug.

    & wow to having a venom unit, I don't think we do even with all our poisonous things.
    It's crazy. Most likely the one here in Hialeah was a 'pet' that escaped it's confines. My coworker breeds snakes, spiders and scropions, and looses at least one a month. Sad part is he spends more money on food than he makes selling them.

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    there's no way a 19 foot snake only weighs 37 lbs. it's probably 137. on a field trip when i was young, the whole class lined up to take a section of a giant snake and hold it for a picture. that shit was heavy.


    http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...urmese-python/
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    There was a cop that got sent to one year in jail for "talking" with a student at the vo tech school. The girl was 18.
    In Ohio it's against the law for a teacher to have a relationship with any students.

    I've read mixed opinions on the story. Curious what everybody else thinks

    http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/...udent-sex-case

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    Christopher Dillingham Blew Up Family Dog, Won't Face Animal Cruelty Charges: Police

    A Washington State man arrested for allegedly attaching explosives to the family dog and blowing him up won't face animal cruelty charges because the dog didn't suffer, a law enforcement official said.

    Christopher W. Dillingham, 45, of Stevenson, was charged with reckless endangerment and possession of an explosive device after the incident Sunday, according to KATU.

    Sheriff's deputies responded to Dillingham's home at about 4 a.m. when neighbors heard an explosion. Body parts of the Labrador Retriever, named Cabella, were found strewn across the yard.

    Investigators say Dillingham -- who owns a fireworks stand and has a history of domestic violence -- attached an explosive device to Cabella's neck and detonated it.

    Dillingham told deputies that his ex-girlfriend gave him the dog and "put the devil in it," KOIN reports.

    Undersheriff Dave Cox told the station that Dillingham wasn't initially charged with animal cruelty because the "death [to the dog] was instantaneous." He said prosecutors may add more charges later.

    UPDATE: Skamania County prosecutors tell KATU that they initially chose charges that would lead to a higher bail for Dillingham. He's still not charged with animal cruelty, but Prosecuting Attorney Adam Kick said the charge is still on the table and "absolutely applicable."

    Children in Dillingham's home were reportedly unharmed.

    Cabella's former owner, Ty Freemantle, was in tears when he heard the news. He told KATU that he gave the dog to Dillingham's family six months ago. He said he had to move suddenly, and his best friend recommended he give Cabella to the Dillinghams.

    He vetted the property and met Dillingham's ex-girlfriend, but said it wasn't enough.

    "I felt a little bit of guilt too. It's the worst part," he told the station.

    Investigators from three agencies -- including the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives -- found several pieces of evidence at the property Sunday, KPTV reports. On Monday, Dillingham's bail was set at $500,000.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...m_hp_ref=crime

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    And why is this person getting away with it??


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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    There was a cop that got sent to one year in jail for "talking" with a student at the vo tech school. The girl was 18.
    In Ohio it's against the law for a teacher to have a relationship with any students.

    I've read mixed opinions on the story. Curious what everybody else thinks

    http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/...udent-sex-case
    This guy seems like he lived a pretty good life, 17 yrs in the military, 15 in law enforcement so on one hand he definitely knew better but to serve time for a relationship with a girl who was 18? It is creepy but not jail worthy imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dianalyn View Post
    Christopher Dillingham Blew Up Family Dog, Won't Face Animal Cruelty Charges: Police

    A Washington State man arrested for allegedly attaching explosives to the family dog and blowing him up won't face animal cruelty charges because the dog didn't suffer, a law enforcement official said.

    Christopher W. Dillingham, 45, of Stevenson, was charged with reckless endangerment and possession of an explosive device after the incident Sunday, according to KATU.

    Sheriff's deputies responded to Dillingham's home at about 4 a.m. when neighbors heard an explosion. Body parts of the Labrador Retriever, named Cabella, were found strewn across the yard.

    Investigators say Dillingham -- who owns a fireworks stand and has a history of domestic violence -- attached an explosive device to Cabella's neck and detonated it.

    Dillingham told deputies that his ex-girlfriend gave him the dog and "put the devil in it," KOIN reports.

    Undersheriff Dave Cox told the station that Dillingham wasn't initially charged with animal cruelty because the "death [to the dog] was instantaneous." He said prosecutors may add more charges later.

    UPDATE: Skamania County prosecutors tell KATU that they initially chose charges that would lead to a higher bail for Dillingham. He's still not charged with animal cruelty, but Prosecuting Attorney Adam Kick said the charge is still on the table and "absolutely applicable."

    Children in Dillingham's home were reportedly unharmed.

    Cabella's former owner, Ty Freemantle, was in tears when he heard the news. He told KATU that he gave the dog to Dillingham's family six months ago. He said he had to move suddenly, and his best friend recommended he give Cabella to the Dillinghams.

    He vetted the property and met Dillingham's ex-girlfriend, but said it wasn't enough.

    "I felt a little bit of guilt too. It's the worst part," he told the station.

    Investigators from three agencies -- including the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives -- found several pieces of evidence at the property Sunday, KPTV reports. On Monday, Dillingham's bail was set at $500,000.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...m_hp_ref=crime

    I'd say having your body parts strewn over a yard should be considered "suffering".
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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    I'd say having your body parts strewn over a yard should be considered "suffering".
    that rep was from me... i agree with this. plus, if he is willing to blow a dog up, this cant be the first inhumane thing he's done to it.
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    hate the ex..blow up the dog.
    I just don't get it.


    hate the ex..register them at every sales booth at the State Fair
    That I get.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Since when did an animal need to suffer in order to charge animal cruelty? People who abuse (or blow up) animals have the moral bankruptcy that it takes to abuse and/or kill children and adults. It has been studied and proven time and time again. It was one of the driving factors that even brought animal cruelty charges to exist.

    Mind fucking blown.
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    Fucking dick.

    I mentioned in speak here yesterday, but someone locally has been lighting pitbulls on fire and 5 have been found with SEVERE burns already. My hubbs and I were talking about it and I was like, "seriously, who fucking does that??" and he goes "future serial killers". Exactly right. We are brewin up a serial killer in my city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Fucking dick.

    I mentioned in speak here yesterday, but someone locally has been lighting pitbulls on fire and 5 have been found with SEVERE burns already. My hubbs and I were talking about it and I was like, "seriously, who fucking does that??" and he goes "future serial killers". Exactly right. We are brewin up a serial killer in my city.
    Almost every serial killer in history has been found to "experiment" on animals before they went to humans. Last I studied I think the number of killers who did not were in the single digits. (Of those studied.)

    Animal abuse is also heavily involved in domestic abuse. Abusers use animals and children as a means to administer fear and control over their victim. The victims will cooperate at the mercy of the animal or child. Studies of domestic abuse that resulted in a death also have a high concentration of animals abused/killed.

    I don't feel like finding links, but anyone who cares to know more, there are tons of sources.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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