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    Love handles save life

    A woman in the US is claiming her love handles saved her life after surviving a near fatal shooting.

    The Press of Atlantic City reports Samantha Lynn Frazier from Florida was in Atlantic City on a trip with her family when she heard a pop as she walked into a bar.

    The 35-year-old and her cousin quickly ducked inside the bar, and just as she thought they were safe, that is when the pain hit.

    "Something bit me," she said, putting a hand to her left side.

    "I moved my hand, and it was full of blood."

    "I've been shot," Frazier said just before passing out. She woke up in the trauma unit of a medical centre.

    She is now recovering at her cousin's home and is upset her vacation ended prematurely.

    "I come out on vacation to the world's largest playground, and I get shot," Frazier said.

    "I'm just an innocent bystander."

    Frazier's vacation may have been ruined, but she now has a new lease on life, and is excited about her birthday in July.

    "Thank God, I'm going to be 36. I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life," she said.

    "I'd been hollering how I want to lose weight. I don't want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

    Atlantic City Detective Charles Love confirmed Frazier was not the intended target, and says the unidentified man the shooter was aiming for escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/6857237/love-handles-saved-my-life-victim/

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    Re: Love handles save life

    My first ever topic is this the way it's done?  :2smiley:

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    Re: Love handles save life

    you did fine.


    it reminds me of that lady who said her weave saved her life when she was shot in the head.  :lol:
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    Re: Love handles save life

    when i read the title, i thought this might be Onion article.


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    Re: Love handles save life

    If she didn't hang out in a shooting gallery she wouldn't have to worry about her love handles saving her.

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    um, if her love handles werent there, the bullet would have missed her.

    she's gonna get bigger to stop bullets? hahaha she is the newest superhero, lardwoman!

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    [quote author=ZoMyGoddess! link=topic=24942.msg1591827#msg1591827 date=1270868484]
    um, if her love handles werent there, the bullet would have missed her.

    she's gonna get bigger to stop bullets? hahaha she is the newest superhero, lardwoman!
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    They have a male one already. She's the female counterpart. Kinda like Supergirl.

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    Re: Love handles save life

    They aired this show for a while back a couple years ago called Who Wants To Be A SuperHero? hosted by Stan Lee hisself.

    There was an overweightish black chick on that show who's power was to make people happy and feed them lots of donuts. This is what she reminds me of.

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