Page 27 of 31 FirstFirst ... 17 25 26 27 28 29 ... LastLast
Results 651 to 675 of 756

Thread: The Do Not Want thread

  1. #651
    Senior Member whackjob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    3,960
    Rep Power
    21474857
    i'm not jewish but i am most certainly cheap. i would eat a sucky cookie if i paid for it. i'm also a fatty, so i'd eat a sub par free cookie too.

  2. #652
    Certified Grumple Bottoms Ron_NYC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Queens!
    Posts
    102,846
    Rep Power
    21474956
    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    i'm not jewish but i am most certainly cheap. i would eat a sucky cookie if i paid for it. i'm also a fatty, so i'd eat a sub par free cookie too.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

  3. #653
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    Yea I admit it, i cried.

    Elephant mourns loss of canine companion


    HOHENWALD, Tenn. - For the past eight years, Tarra the elephant and Bella the dog were inseparable at the Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, about 80 miles southwest of Nashville.

    Robert Atkinson is the CEO of the Elephant Sanctuary, the nation's larges natural-habitat refuge developed specifically to meet the needs of the endangered animals.

    He told Nashville's News 2 the duo was always together.

    "I suspect that small vulnerable little animal brought out a maternal instinct in her, and hence there was a match made in heaven," he said.

    The canine came to live at the 2,700-acre sanctuary in 2003 and quickly formed a bond with the elephant, which remained until Bella's recent death.

    Atkinson said he believes Bella was attacked and killed by coyotes and Tarra found the dog's body before the caretakers and carried her with her trunk to the barn where the two spent most of their time.

    "The idea that she couldn't leave that body and brought it back home is just heartbreaking, but so inspiring," he said.

    To help with the grieving process, Tarra has reached out to other elephants which have been providing comfort and support.

    "Elephants need each other. That's what's happening now. That in her time of grief, she's turning to her sisters for support, and that's what elephants are good at, being a herd and being there for each other," Atkinson explained.

    Caretakers told Nashville's News 2 since Bella's death, Tarra has been quieter than usual as she mourns the loss of her friend.

    "We know that she's gone back and has been seen near Bella's grave, which is remarkable," Atkinson said.

    The Elephant Sanctuary has set up a tribute page on its Web site to memorialize Bella with links to Tarra and Bella's amazing story and recent photos of the two.

    A memorial fund will also be established in Bella's honor
    http://www.wkrn.com/story/15918616/e...ion?hpt=us_bn5

  4. #654
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    Oh okay, this story made me cry more.
    Fuuuu fire

    Dog saves owner from Cobb fire, dog dies

    COBB COUNTY, GA (CBS ATLANTA) - A Cobb County man is crediting his dog for saving his life from an overnight house fire that the dog did not survive.

    Scott Dunn told CBS Atlanta News that he and his dog Duncan had fallen asleep on the couch in the living room at his home on Joel Drive near Marietta.

    "And the next thing I know he was pawing at me, barking and scratching, and I woke up and I couldn't see anything," Dunn said as he fought back tears.

    Thick smoke had blanketed the room. Scott, who remodels homes for a living, could hardly breathe.

    "So I grabbed keys to back my truck out because that's my livelihood," he said.

    He grabbed Duncan by the collar and made it out of the house. That's when he realized he had the collar, but no Duncan.

    "His collar came off," said Dunn. "He wouldn't come. I think he was just as scared as I was."

    Firefighters later found Duncan's body curled up on Scott's bed.

    "That's my boy. He saved my life," Dunn said tearfully. "He saved my life, but I couldn't return the favor. It was too hot in there. I couldn't get back in there."

    Dunn's neighbor was able to move his truck from underneath the carport as Dunn called for Duncan. The truck and the clothes on Dunn's back are the only possessions he has, he said.

    Dunn's home is a total loss, said Cobb County Fire Department Lt. MikeBell. Investigators are trying to figure out what started the fire.
    http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/1592...ire?hpt=us_bn5

  5. #655
    Chin Checker g r ee n ey e s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Hate-One-Hate
    Posts
    20,912
    Rep Power
    21474872
    The bebe curled up on the bed.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

  6. #656
    Unicorns and glitter! HeyyyMan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Tacoma
    Posts
    6,434
    Rep Power
    5918068
    Curled up on the bed.

  7. #657
    Chin Checker g r ee n ey e s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Hate-One-Hate
    Posts
    20,912
    Rep Power
    21474872
    Quote Originally Posted by HeyyyMan View Post
    Curled up on the bed.
    Jinx!!


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

  8. #658
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    I know I literally cried twice while reading thru my newsfeed

    here, I will take away the sadness and replace it with ugliness.

    Have you guys ever seen a bear without fur?
    DO NOT WANT




  9. #659
    Senior Member deeply shaded's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    42,350
    Rep Power
    711011
    That creature is horrible and unnatural.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

  10. #660
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    I read female bears at some German zoo were losing their fur and this is what they ended up looking like.
    Im too lazy to search for the story

    It definitely makes bears less appealing to me

  11. #661
    Chin Checker g r ee n ey e s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Hate-One-Hate
    Posts
    20,912
    Rep Power
    21474872


    Fuzzy wuzzy..


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

  12. #662
    Senior Member Justice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    4,677
    Rep Power
    1206470
    That thing is scary. No thank you!

  13. #663
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    So did anyone get the memo that Octopus can walk on dry ground now?
    We're all fucked.

  14. #664
    Chin Checker g r ee n ey e s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Hate-One-Hate
    Posts
    20,912
    Rep Power
    21474872
    Greeeaaaat.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

  15. #665
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    ugh its like a horror movie.

    It looks like a huge brain coming at you

  16. #666
    Senior Member FloobaToob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    In a tree, Shropshire, England
    Posts
    3,564
    Rep Power
    656737


    Remember that film, The Blob?


  17. #667
    I'm fancy ketchup HockeyGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Southern Cali
    Posts
    14,399
    Rep Power
    14490239
    omg thats perfect

  18. #668
    Senior Member McMama's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    East Coast USA
    Posts
    2,893
    Rep Power
    21474852
    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    I know I literally cried twice while reading thru my newsfeed

    here, I will take away the sadness and replace it with ugliness.

    Have you guys ever seen a bear without fur?
    DO NOT WANT



    Poor bear
    It must suck to look like Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

  19. #669
    NOT SAME CAT Fleta's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Posts
    6,301
    Rep Power
    21474860
    Bear without fur = chupacabra??

  20. #670
    Senior Member FloobaToob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    In a tree, Shropshire, England
    Posts
    3,564
    Rep Power
    656737

  21. #671
    Sana sana colita de rana beli's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Posts
    25,845
    Rep Power
    21474876
    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    thats the girl i was telling ron about. i bet he thinks shes a goddess.

    eta - she may become an article here. she had her implants removed and has attempted suicide twice bc she feels "lost" without them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

  22. #672
    Senior Member FloobaToob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    In a tree, Shropshire, England
    Posts
    3,564
    Rep Power
    656737
    I don't get the weird mono boob none mono boob thing going on.

  23. #673
    Sana sana colita de rana beli's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Posts
    25,845
    Rep Power
    21474876
    how does she clean in between them? how does she sleep? or did.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

  24. #674
    Senior Member FloobaToob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    In a tree, Shropshire, England
    Posts
    3,564
    Rep Power
    656737
    I'm guessing she pays somebody to wax her. No way she is shaving her own legs/trimming her foofoo past those babies.

  25. #675
    Sana sana colita de rana beli's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Posts
    25,845
    Rep Power
    21474876
    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    I'm guessing she pays somebody to wax her. No way she is shaving her own legs/trimming her foofoo past those babies.
    gross
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •