
Originally Posted by
marshmallow
Agreed. If the only bright spot in a persons life is the fact that they died then I wish the obits would speak clearly:
(any resemblance to an an actual human is a coinkydinky)
Fred BagO'Dicks passes, aged 56.
Fred BagO'Dicks has passed at the age of 56, he was an asshat whose life was spent kicking puppies and earning disgust and hatred from anyone who met him. Mr BagO'Dicks was not beloved and his family invites every/anyone to dance on his grave which will be shaped like a urinal so you can piss on it. Mr BagO'Dicks was indeed a terrible person and will be forever remembered as the pitiful excuse of a human that he was. There will be an open bar and celebration of his death alongside the urinal stone he forever lies under.