
Originally Posted by
Brillig
They will parade out everything they have presented during the trial and string it all together, and attempt to wrap it up with a baby poop green bow (to match Jen Jen's hideous suit from last week).
So it will be:
Poor pitiful Jodi, she was abused as a kid,
Then all her boyfriends were mean to her and cheated and abused her in various ways,
Then she met Travis the pervert who immediately forced her to convert to Mormonism and have lots of buttsecks,
Travis manipulated her, and manipulated her, then she found out he was cheating, so she dumped him,
But Travis kept manipulating Jodi and forced her to move to Arizona, more sex, Travis yells at her,
Then more manipulation of innocent Jodi by evil kinky Travis, and yelling
Then Travis gave her an angel ornament while they put boxes in the attic,
But Jodi forgot it and had to go back and get it right away because otherwise evil, vicious Travis would have been furious,
Jodi catches him whacking off to little boy pics,
Travis starts abusing Jodi physically,
Pedophile,
Sex with Jodi that she didn't like,
Pedophile and kinky,
Sex with Jodi that she didn't like,
Abuse, sex, pedo, abuse, sex,
Anal anal anal anal,
Jodi moves back to Yreka,
Phone sex, anal, pedo, anal,
Weird coincidence (stolen gun),
Jodi plans innocent trip to CA,
Weird coincidence,
Weird coincidence,
Weird coincidence, weird coincidence, weird coincidence,
Travis forces Jodi to divert to Mesa,
Weird coincidence, weird coincidence, weird coincidence,
Evil Travis gets angry over CDs,
Evil Travis gets angry again over dropped camera,
Evil Travis attacks innocent Jodi in murderous rage,
Innocent victim Jodi forced to defend herself,
Victim Jodi goes into fog,
Victim Jodi wakes up near AZ border,
Weird coincidence, weird coincidence, weird coincidence,
Victim Jodi lies so as not to de-edify Travis, or because she is in a fog, or both, or whatever.