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Thread: Jodi Ann Arias shot and stabbed her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander to death (Part II)

  1. 05-02-2013, 02:51 PM #21301
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    To steal a joke from the old ranks of Chuck Norris...

    Juan Martinez is the reason Waldo is hiding...
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  2. 05-02-2013, 02:51 PM #21302
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    Sooo creepy she's staring EVERYONE down. Someone fuck her in the ass with a gas can please!
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  3. 05-02-2013, 02:51 PM #21303
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    Quote Originally Posted by alyoop View Post
    oh I hope the defense doesn't get to go today, let the jury reflect on Juan all night
    Your wish is granted.

    Were you crying when you were stabbing him? --SuperJuan Martinez
    Nobody believes a word out of your mouth. Why do you keep talking? -- ABC Interviewer to JA
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  4. 05-02-2013, 02:51 PM #21304
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    Yay! AND I didn't have to hear the word hippocampus once! A+++
    Juan is soooo passionate. I am gonna vomit my way thru tomorrow, I am sure, but at least I get to let that closing settle in first!
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  5. 05-02-2013, 02:52 PM #21305
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cocopop View Post
    Did Juan say--> She said it, now she's wed'd
    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    She always wanted to get married! Her mom's there for it too.
    Who's going to give away the bride?

    Quote Originally Posted by Brillig View Post
    I call quip of the day!!
    I have to confess I saw it elsewhere and stole it.

    I want to rep JM as well. Hope Stabby doesn't try to Herp him though!

    WTF? Ending 40 minutes early? Nurmi will take all fucking day tomorrow. ARGH!

    Wow! Stabby looks utterly defeated as she faces the gallery
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  6. 05-02-2013, 02:52 PM #21306
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estefaniia View Post
    Sooo creepy she's staring EVERYONE down. Someone fuck her in the ass with a gas can please!
    Ahahaahahaahahaahahahaha! I almost spit my drink out at the screen. That was awesome

    Quote Originally Posted by Cocopop View Post
    BRAVO JUAN BRAVO !!!
    THIS^^^^ SO MANY TIMES THIS!!!!!
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  7. 05-02-2013, 02:53 PM #21307
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    Juan just hit a bases loaded homerun! Grand fucking slam. Nicely done Mr. Martinez.
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  8. 05-02-2013, 02:53 PM #21308
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    I love trolling on the JAII site. All they can say is, "when will JM STFU?" and "Wilmott looks so exhausted." Uh, no she's either defeated or simply can't give a fuck anymore.
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  9. 05-02-2013, 02:54 PM #21309
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    Big huddle with Stabby, Disco Donna and Jenny.
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    Applause, Applause! Really powerful Mr Martinez!
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  11. 05-02-2013, 02:54 PM #21311
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freaktab View Post
    I think Palin is going to ask Juan for his autograph after this!

    She might be beginning to completely disassociate herself from Stabby. She knows it is over!
    She was looking at him like she wanted to give him some babies LOL
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  12. 05-02-2013, 02:56 PM #21312
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estefaniia View Post
    Sooo creepy she's staring EVERYONE down. Someone fuck her in the ass with a gas can please!
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  13. 05-02-2013, 02:56 PM #21313
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    Reminds me of Led Zeppelin
    DAZED & CONFUSED

    Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
    Lots of people talk and few of them know,
    soul of a woman was created below.

    You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
    Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
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  14. 05-02-2013, 02:56 PM #21314
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    I missed it because my kids were being crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  15. 05-02-2013, 02:56 PM #21315
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    Wow... That was powerful. JM is wonderful. I don't think I can cope with defense closing arguments so may avoid and read here.
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  16. 05-02-2013, 02:57 PM #21316
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    Disco Donna looks like she belongs in a Prince video...

    Quote Originally Posted by frankenstein View Post
    P.S.-Has anyone else given a reach-around to a spider-monkey whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance, or is that fairly uncommon?
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  17. 05-02-2013, 02:57 PM #21317
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    Now, what does her family do? Go to a nearby restaurant and try to think of something to say? Do they bemoan that damned gun? Do they talk about the weather? Do they talk about what a damned fool Jodi is? Or does their collective heart ache for travis?
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  18. 05-02-2013, 02:58 PM #21318
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    Another thing Juan did today that I thought was so effective was to stick a tootsie pop in Squirmi's "he's a bad Mormon having sex for shame" balloon. Please tell me we don't have to listen to the sex tape again tomorrow?
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  19. 05-02-2013, 02:58 PM #21319
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    You can tell the awesomeness of Juan's closing argument based on the look on the faces of everyone sitting on the defense side.

    *Standing Ovation*
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    Quote Originally Posted by poppym View Post
    Applause, Applause! Really powerful Mr Martinez!
    i actually clapped out loud even though i am alone watching this in my living room


    Out, damned spot! out, I say! .... Here?s the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand!

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    Juan Martinez "She stopped at Walmart and bought a gas can for $12.96, I guess that's the price of premeditation these days"

    He's soooo gooood!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvian View Post
    Wow... That was powerful. JM is wonderful. I don't think I can cope with defense closing arguments so may avoid and read here.
    I dont know how you can rehab this massacre today

    I couldnt have imagined it any better

    Not only did he go over how she lied to the jury, he explained what the charges are, and why she should get those charges

    A+
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  23. 05-02-2013, 02:58 PM #21323
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    OMG NO! NO! don't forever tie these two with Led Zeppelin. STOP the insanity!
    J/K. I know what you are sayin.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cocopop View Post
    Reminds me of Led Zeppelin
    DAZED & CONFUSED

    Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
    Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
    Lots of people talk and few of them know,
    soul of a woman was created below.

    You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
    Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
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  24. 05-02-2013, 02:58 PM #21324
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    I just knew JM would come through for Travis and his family. I just don't see how she will not be convicted of M1. I knew once JM started going into the Instructions she was going to be truly fucked. Her face said everything. To me, it's just a matter of whether or not she gets the needle.
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  25. 05-02-2013, 02:58 PM #21325
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    Anyone doubt that Nurmi will finish up in time for Martinez to finish his closing after him tomorrow? I do. Wonder how the judge plans on handling that.
    "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." D. Moynihan
    See my profile page for the location of my "Dear Diary" posts in the Jodi thread.     http://mydeathspace.com/vb/member.php?82091-Justice11
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