
Originally Posted by
Justice11
Entry #15
March 4, 2013
Dear Diary,
One word to describe today? Sextifying! Oh how I have missed it. Nurmi is really great about bringing out all of my strong points. I am hoping tomorrow is another hot and steamy day.
I noticed Travis' brother in the front row. He just could not take his eyes off of me! I must be so captivating. I wonder if he is, um, single? Maybe after I am free I can give him a call? He is a real hotti biscotti if I have ever seen one!
Donovan is so obsessed with me. I can't say that I blame her of course. I have this pull on people. I guess it is the "Law of Attraction" at work. I put out positive vibes to the universe and the universe answers! I have more friends and love interests now than I ever have before. Anyhow, back to Donovan. She has promised me that if for some bizarre and unimaginable reason I am not found innocent of murdering Travis, she will break the law as soon as she can so that she can be locked up with me. How great is that? She is willing to throw the rest of her life away for me. Of course, if I am acquitted, as I know I will be, I plan on never seeing that weirdo again. Why would I? She would serve me no purpose. I am not friends with girls anyhow. I know, she is barely a girl, and that is why I let her be my friend at this time. But, when I am free I will have my pick of REAL boys, and I will not need her.
Spoiler alert! Today Nurmi mentioned my new series called, "History of Anal Sex." I have already written volumes 1-16. I still have so much more to write. This is going to be a huge hit. Who wouldn't want to know all about my history of anal sex? Donovan is in charge of promotion and pre-orders. I know my fans will be so excited!
Well, I better go! I am so very excited about tomorrow. I cannot wait to get back up on the stand! It is so much fun!
Till next time,
Jodi